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[Quantum Diabetes]

I only have to spend a few hours with somebody and I can imitate their voice fairly well.
My homeroom was near the "troubled kids" class and I would do the voices of the worst troublemakers so the teacher would run out, all pissed off and not find the tard in question. It never got old.

 

[RussianParasite]

My Kiwi Farms account is basically the only one I have as far as social media.

 

[Bender]

My Kiwi Farms account is basically the only one I have as far as social media.

This isn't social media, you fool, it's anti-social media.

 

[Olhelm]

I have some sort of tactile condition, I think. When I think about certain things, my hands and fingers immediately freak out as though I were having some sort of seizure episode. Usually comes on when I think about paper cuts, fabric burns, and other skin-focused abrasive stuff. Like, it causes full on contractions in my hand muscles. Apparently it's related to l'appel du vide, but I haven't been able to find aything else related to the subject.

 

[JamusActimus]

I got crazy shoulder flexibility

Like I Can Do this but grab my wrists with ease.I never had problem with pain or my shoulder leaving his socket too

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This isn't social media, you fool, it's anti-social media.

I'm not on any social media.

(oh wait that's not unexpected)

 

[Tetra]

I consume as much crime shows as a middle aged housewife with 2 kids

 

[soda]

The only sodas I like are ginger ale and Sprite, but only watered down at least 1:1.

 

[pikagutz]

I am a literal child

 

[Blackhole]

I fap to airplane porn.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I lost my car keys once but I found them a day later.

 

[Crankenstein]

I really like CIty Pop music.

 

[Wraith]

I may LARP as a wizard baddie but I honestly work out more than 10 hours a week. I have the sexiest thighs and legs of any old man wizard you have ever seen. EVEN GANDOLF.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Apparently me wearing a mask has made more than one person remark I look like either a mad scientist or a Nazi doctor. My dad's newest phrase for me when we talk to get my goat is "Sign ze paperz, old man!"

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

i unironically did a few Naruto and Final Fantasy AMVs when i was 16, but it wasn't with linkin park mudiv though

Spoiler

I was Nightwish

 

[Ivan Shatov]

In college, I tutored in Calculus and Trig despite not being a math major.

 

[Wraith]

Not only do I have the sexiest old man legs of any wizard out there, but my toe nails are fungus free; always have been. Also my ass is so nice and tight I could fit in Captain Marvel's outfit better than the old slag they found in the first place. ... No, I will not cross dress, cock suckers.

 

[haglover]

i didn't have a birth certificate until i was 18

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm ambidextrous in most things. I was originally left-handed, but was forced to do things with my right hand, so I ended up being able to use both hands with similar skill. While I'm comfortable using either hand for most activities, I tend to prefer one over the other in certain activities since I have more finesse in my right hand, but I can get more strength out of my left hand.

 

[FuckedUp]

A few years ago I knew someone who worked with the same chef who inspired the one in South Park.