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Pissmaster said:
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A childhood friend of mine got his start with video editing through making AMVs, and he's a successful videographer now. He's one of the only successful and happy people I know.

But he's also fat and needs to lose a SHITLOAD of weight and I'm worried about him
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Every Indian scammer needs to be referred to this page. You know what, I'm not angry you're trying to steal my credit card info. I'm not pissed off really that it's Sunday Dinner time (which is sacred in the UK) I don't even care that you called me "Mrs" instead of "Mr" 4 times even after I corrected you. B is NOT for FUCKING BILLY!
 
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LazarusOwenhart said:
Every Indian scammer needs to be referred to this page. You know what, I'm not angry you're trying to steal my credit card info. I'm not pissed off really that it's Sunday Dinner time (which is sacred in the UK) I don't even care that you called me "Mrs" instead of "Mr" 4 times even after I corrected you. B is NOT for FUCKING BILLY!
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We get them in the States too. My dad is a therapist, and tries to counsel them on their life choices. Usually they hang up on him.
 
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I like to use spelling variants of the same word in different contexts. For example, I will say "reflexion" when I'm speaking metaphorically, and "reflection" when I'm talking about a literal virtual reflection. You have good color; I hope this won't colour our relationship.

I meant no reflexion on your complexion when I turned away from your reflection in the mirror.

TLDR I'm a nerdfaggot
 
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One of my uncle's childhood friends was one of the earliest members of Nirvana. I'm not making this up. I know which member it was but I'm not comfortable enough to say who. EDIT: For some retarded reason I thought I heard Nirvana was still a thing after Cobain's death.
 
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One of my uncle's childhood friends was one of the earliest members of Nirvana. I'm not making this up. I know which member it was but I'm not comfortable enough to say who. EDIT: For some retarded reason I thought I heard Nirvana was still a thing after Cobain's death.
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Never mind (no pun intended), I'll say how I found out.

When I was 15, I bought a Walkman and some classic rock cassettes...

...in 2015.

I spent a couple weeks at school listening to music on it whenever possible to show everyone how fucking cool I was.
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This exchange happened when my dad saw a Foo Fighters cassette lying around:
"Your uncle knew the guy who started the Foo Fighters, you know that right?"
"Yeah, sure"
"No, he really did"

It took a while until I actually believed him. But yeah, I looked up Dave Grohl's early life and my uncle also confirmed it.
 
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I have won the first prize on Viz comic's Craptic Crossword. Multiple times.

And I'm normally utterly shit at cryptic crosswords. But because that one contains rude words I can somehow do it. I solved clues like "Hypothetical particle, as Cathy fucked on (7)," "Penetrate penis with misplaced toilet inspection (5,4)" and "Phallic? (3,5,2,6,2,4)"

TACHYON, CLOSE LOOK, THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME
 
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