Revenge?

[Marvin]

Based on Chris nearly killing Michael Snyder via hit-and-run (twice), I have to say that I doubt Chris will actively seek out revenge, knowing his passive nature. IF, however, against all odds, he does spot Megan on the streets, then Godjesus help her.

Eh, even in that case, it'd be very unlikely. Chris didn't intentionally hit Snyder. Hell, he was trying to run away from Snyder. I can see him yelling at her while hanging out his window as he passed by. Heh, like his fantasy about yelling at mayuls who are stealing all the girls from him.

 

[Ryan Rash]

Based on Chris nearly killing Michael Snyder via hit-and-run (twice), I have to say that I doubt Chris will actively seek out revenge, knowing his passive nature. IF, however, against all odds, he does spot Megan on the streets, then Godjesus help her.

Eh, even in that case, it'd be very unlikely. Chris didn't intentionally hit Snyder. Hell, he was trying to run away from Snyder. I can see him yelling at her while hanging out his window as he passed by. Heh, like his fantasy about yelling at mayuls who are stealing all the girls from him.

I concur that he's likely to do any serious harm, aside from triggering flashback in Megan of shecameforcwc.jpg by shouting at her. Still, I would not completely discount the possibility: we know him to have (or had) a pocket knife, and he can drive (and thus use a car as a weapon).

 

[GFYS]

I concur that he's likely to do any serious harm, aside from triggering flashback in Megan of shecameforcwc.jpg by shouting at her. Still, I would not completely discount the possibility: we know him to have (or had) a pocket knife, and he can drive (and thus use a car as a weapon).

Another saving grace is that Chris might not even be able to recognize her, unless she is wearing the exact same green coat with AC/DC patch on it that Chris remembers her in. If Chris ever physically harmed Megan, with 99.99999999% probability it would be by dumb luck - but not for lack of malice.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

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Leaving this here.

Off topic but is that Whil Weaton wearing a Fruitfucker t-shirt?

Holy shit. I might have to actually start watching tv again.

 

[Prowldent]

He might hit her with one of these from the safety of his room but that's about it.

 

[QueenMegan]

I am laughing for real right now.

 

[Zim]

I concur that he's likely to do any serious harm, aside from triggering flashback in Megan of shecameforcwc.jpg by shouting at her. Still, I would not completely discount the possibility: we know him to have (or had) a pocket knife, and he can drive (and thus use a car as a weapon).

Another saving grace is that Chris might not even be able to recognize her, unless she is wearing the exact same green coat with AC/DC patch on it that Chris remembers her in. If Chris ever physically harmed Megan, with 99.99999999% probability it would be by dumb luck - but not for lack of malice.

He'd totally not recognize her. He hasn't seen her in ages and most likely looks way different. I know most of the girls I went to high school with look way different (it's been over 10 years since I've seen most of them) and unless I was looking for them on the street I probobly would just walk by them.

I also agree that Chris spews hate online and in private but in public at most he'd yell something and run. He's afraid of real confrontation. Besides, Megan would whip his ass.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

I suppose. Still, where the blinking hell did he get that information from, anyway? I would contend that it's downright terrifying if he found it on his own!

I'm pretty sure someone else posted it on a forum. It was deleted but he could have read it.

 

[CatParty]

He'd totally not recognize her. He hasn't seen her in ages and most likely looks way different. I know most of the girls I went to high school with look way different (it's been over 10 years since I've seen most of them) and unless I was looking for them on the street I probobly would just walk by them.

yeah they've matured and he just morphed into ranting raving tomgirl

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Chris reminds me of Jekyll and Hyde, in a way. He sounds threatening and tough in his videos and Facebook posts, but face-to-face encounters with one of his "enemies" would end with either A) him running away like the coward he is, or B) getting his ass kicked.

Passive aggression is a CWC specialty.

 

[Cwckifan]

^No denying this! Except in the case of China, of course

 

[Sonichoo]

Does anyone believe that he might go after Michael Snyder again? Clearly he hasn't emotionally put the last incident aside and he's never had any conviction against breaking the law in pursuit of such DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

 

[Marvin]

Does anyone believe that he might go after Michael Snyder again? Clearly he hasn't emotionally put the last incident aside and he's never had any conviction against breaking the law in pursuit of such DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

Heh, well, I thought he got a conviction when he and Barb plead guilty to the Oct 28 charges. Unless that doesn't qualify?

But yeah, he didn't really go after Michael Snyder in the first place, except maybe to take pictures or some shit like that.

 

[Sonichoo]

Oh yeah, I meant moral convictions - he certainly did get a real conviction. I just wonder if this kind of event is going to happen again sometime soon, with much more serious results.

 

[Marvin]

Oh yeah, I meant moral convictions - he certainly did get a real conviction. I just wonder if this kind of event is going to happen again sometime soon, with much more serious results.

Oh, I misread that.

Nah, Chris isn't going to do anything like that again. It was an accident in the first place. Just that, y'know, Chris and Barb are trashy rednecks who run away when they hit someone.

Edit: To elaborate, Chris does what will benefit him. Mostly, Chris has realized that trying to get back into the game place won't benefit him, as much as it bothers him to lose. On a smaller level, Chris knows that in a Chris vs the cops situation, he'll lose (and again, as much as it bothers him), so he wouldn't try to go back to the game place anyway.

 

[GFYS]

Edit: To elaborate, Chris does what will benefit him. Mostly, Chris has realized that trying to get back into the game place won't benefit him, as much as it bothers him to lose. On a smaller level, Chris knows that in a Chris vs the cops situation, he'll lose (and again, as much as it bothers him), so he wouldn't try to go back to the game place anyway.

Let's make it rain the word "stupid!"

Oct. 28, 2011 seems to have been a crazy combination of dumb chance, misunderstanding, stupidity, wishful thinking, and social retardation. They happened to be in the area, and happened to see the "new ownership" sign at the PLACe. Chris stupidly misunderstood the "new ownership" sign as an invitation, perhaps partly guided by his delusions he's always innocent. Barb was stupid enough to accept such a stupid idea. When they realized they stepped in it, Stupid and Stupider then did everything a socially acclimated human being would NOT do, which got them in trouble.

The very same set of mental, social, and stupid personal issues that plague the tag team of Chris and Barb illustrate to me that it's at least possible this will happen again, under a certain set of circumstances. I think we should all just accept that no possibility is too stupidly-improbable for them to be absolute zero (or even less than 10%).

Frankly, I think they'll have another somewhat-similar problem in the near future, involving an argument with restaurant or grocery store staff (and a Q-sand) gone too far. I'm writing this statement down in my memory book. If I nail this, someone owes me a drink.

 

[waffle]

Frankly, I think they'll have another somewhat-similar problem in the near future, involving an argument with restaurant or grocery store staff (and a Q-sand) gone too far. I'm writing this statement down in my memory book. If I nail this, someone owes me a drink.

More or less that. They will on some level have wacky incidents that result from their combined storm of retardation pretty much continually until Barb buys the farm. The cops showing up is a different matter, but the pattern will continue for the foreseeable future at some level of intensity.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Frankly, I think they'll have another somewhat-similar problem in the near future, involving an argument with restaurant or grocery store staff (and a Q-sand) gone too far. I'm writing this statement down in my memory book. If I nail this, someone owes me a drink.

I'm going to take the opposite side. I think the Chandlers do, for the most part, have an innate redneck sense of juuuust when the last possible second to back down is. I'd point out that Chris took his McD's bans without incident. They're never going to push anyone as far as they pushed Michael Snyder again. The reason that happened in the first place is because Chris kept coming back and making trouble for years, to the point that Snyder would call the cops on sight. No random restauranteur is ever going to get to that point - they'll just kick Chris out and he'll waddle away, and move on to other attraction locations.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Whenever I see the thread name in the list of topics I get a mental image of A-Logs reenacting that last scene from the movie Freaks where they creep up on the girl and mutilates her.

 

[drmccoy]

Chris is a lazy fatass with an overbearing mother. Meaning, he will take the laziest, easiest way out of any situation. In his case, bitching on Facebook.

He's too much of a coward to even do a curse on people anymore. And his curses worked so well that MLW was fired, the Wallflower is a productive member of society and the trolls and heartsweets either have moved on or spend leisure time on a forum dedicated to him.

Revenge is a dish best served reheated by black manager at the Ruckersville Mickie D's.