Reverse salt - In which we are the salty ones.

[a doot skel]

Also known as "pepper." I usually keep mine next to the "salt" on the "kitchen counter" for use in "cooking." If you know what I mean. (I don't.)

Not so sure this place is really my thing after all. So, since I'm leaving, and like the autist I am I felt a need to make a thread about it, I figured I may as well legitimize that thread with a better reason for existing.

On that note, post your salt here. Yes, yours. Go full retard. Come on, we want it, we know you've got it, don't hold out on us.

Don't pretend like you got nothin' for us, like you're any better than everyone you laugh at -- we all know you aren't. We all know no one is. So does that mean we don't laugh at them? Hell no it doesn't. It means we're gold mines. There's really no such thing as a "normie" -- save, perhaps, for unbelievably vapid high schoolers -- no, each and every one of us is an untapped gold mine of lolmilk that doesn't want to be tapped. I tell you, now is the time to open the floodgates.

I've done my part by being stupid enough to post a thread this cringy and full of itself, so now it's your turn. Show me what you got.

bye

 

[Unpleasant]

Well, I'm a reasonably well adjusted human being of moderate means, tastes, and attitudes, and I vent my frustrations and stresses in constructive outlets that do not generate "salt", other than the occasional droplet of perspiration.

Let me rephrase: lmao fgt u can't take the bantz

 

[Cripple]

Also known as "pepper." I usually keep mine next to the "salt" on the "kitchen counter" for use in "cooking." If you know what I mean. (I don't.)

Not so sure this place is really my thing after all. So, since I'm leaving, and like the autist I am I felt a need to make a thread about it, I figured I may as well legitimize that thread with a better reason for existing.

On that note, post your salt here. Yes, yours. Go full exceptional individual. Come on, we want it, we know you've got it, don't hold out on us.

Don't pretend like you got nothin' for us, like you're any better than everyone you laugh at -- we all know you aren't. We all know no one is. So does that mean we don't laugh at them? Hell no it doesn't. It means we're gold mines. There's really no such thing as a "normie" -- save, perhaps, for unbelievably vapid high schoolers -- no, each and every one of us is an untapped gold mine of lolmilk that doesn't want to be tapped. I tell you, now is the time to open the floodgates.

I've done my part by being stupid enough to post a thread this cringy and full of itself, so now it's your turn. Show me what you got.

bye

You first.

 

[a doot skel]

You first.

I mean, I thought I just did? "I'm leaving" threads, when written by people who weren't here all that long and didn't make much of a name for themselves to begin with, are generally considered salt, are they not?

Ehh, though I suppose this particular such salt is not very salty as such salts go.

The thing about "untapped goldmines of lolmilk that don't want to be tapped" is that they don't want to be tapped. So I guess this wasn't a very good idea.

Just realized something. In a roundabout way, I just effectively asked the whole salt forum "lol u mad??11?1??" Given that, honestly I don't know what kind of response I expected.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

I mean, I thought I just did? "I'm leaving" threads, when written by people who weren't here all that long and didn't make much of a name for themselves to begin with, are generally considered salt, are they not?

Ehh, though I suppose this particular such salt is not very salty as such salts go.

The thing about "untapped goldmines of lolmilk that don't want to be tapped" is that they don't want to be tapped. So I guess this wasn't a very good idea.

Just realized something. In a roundabout way, I just effectively asked the whole salt forum "lol u mad??11?1??" Given that, honestly I don't know what kind of response I expected.

yeah but i agree with @Cripple , you have to do it first

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

OP is an autistic tranny cuck.

 

[Rat Speaker]

To much salt can be bad for your health.

 

[Robotron]

If salt is about people being butthurt and upset, then what would pepper be about?

 

[RG 448]

Welcome to Kiwi Farms!

 

[ES 148]

Why not just end it all?

 

[Clown Baby]

Lots of people are going to be peppering this thread with sick burns.

 

[Somsnosa]

If salt is about people being butthurt and upset, then what would pepper be about?

desire of hatefucking. Spicy~

 

[RG 448]

You’re not wrong, the only universal difference between lolcows and non-lolcows is self-restraint. I don’t think this thread will overpower anyone’s though.

 

[José Mourinho]

So, since I'm leaving,

Less talk and just leave.