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Mr. Awesome Man said:
You know you fucked something up when DSP is dunking on you.
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Imagine, you spend a decade a-logging a lolcow. And by the end of it, you're having a breakdown and the cow is more popular than ever.

Observotron said:
This is why DSP is one of my favorite lol cows to follow. Despite how retarded he is most of the time, there are (admittedly few) moments of brilliance where you can tell that Phil is legit just a lost and confused guy in life who never managed to really settle into something he's happy with.
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I always thought, dsp could be a decent entertainer.
The chip-case, for instance, was a pretty good idea, he came up with relatively quick. Was kinda funny, build up anticipation and fit the theme overall.
It's just, in general, his presentation is always lacking. And he has a somewhat strange sense of humor.
Also, he always fucks up everything, so we have that to look forward to.

Hoping for full fledged tard war, between dickers and dsp (I'm rooting for dsp).
 
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Synechdoche said:
Also, he always fucks up everything, so we have that to look forward to.
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This is why I'm confused by all the anger at the KC boys for giving Phil this redemption arc. Many of the dentractors have been following DSP for a very long time. Personally I haven't and I only have a shallow understand of him, but I know one thing: he is a lolcow. If you give a lolcow any sort of goodwill and try to set up a win condition for them they will always find a way to squander it. If they truly believe he is a incompetent manchild who will never change then all they have to do is patiently wait this out until it eventually implodes.
Personally I'm undecided though. He seems to be handling his recent surge in popularity very well.
 
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I quit paying attention to DSP because he became boring as shit. Even though he's got to dab on the corpses of a few of his enemies lately, I'm sure he'll fuck it all up soon enough. I've followed him for over a decade, and one thing is for sure with him, he WILL find a way to fuck things up.
 
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Dickers: "Keep my family out of your fucking mouth!"

I watched that clip and I was kinda surprised how unemotional was his face while saying it. I guess it's the edibles side effect or it isn't?
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Does anyone know the skinny on Rich's debt ? Rich tried to say that lowiq Andy hacked him and revealed rich's loans.
 
DSP as a fucking motivational speaker, holy fuck this is amazing. It's even better for how short it is.

The only way this could be better is if this was a court ordered intervention.

Still hate kino casino though. STOP FUCKING YELLING
 
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ZipDisk said:
DSP as a fucking motivational speaker, holy fuck this is amazing. It's even better for how short it is.

The only way this could be better is if this was a court ordered intervention.

Still hate kino casino though. STOP FUCKING YELLING
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DSP has his moments, but like Joshua (kingcobraJFS) they are few and rare.

It's part their gimmick to just hype up the stream deal with it, even if it's autistic and retarded for some people.

Dickers trailer park arc incoming.
 
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Jashe Mane said:
I think it served its purpose of bringing some of Dicker’s follies to a more mainstream audience. Those interested will go on to look up Kino Casino, Snort Hogan and other A-Logs to get the juicy stuff.
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Pretty much all of Joon's videos are like this, "Cow 101." I hope he does a follow-up video in the future.

I really liked this chapter about Rich. He's like a cockroach—a tough guy with paper-thin skin. He can't handle any kind of video criticism against him. That's why I loved KC exposing him for the worm he was. Now, there's a big YouTube channel—one that he can't flag down—showing him to the world for years to come. It's delicious and amazing.

Some other documentaries about Rich are starting to pop up on YouTube. Let's see if TurkeyTroon does a more meaningful video on him.

SUFFAH, DICKERS!
 
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Does anybody else think Rich's voice is weird? He reminds me of how deaf people talk. Where the words don't seem to be coming from his throat and mouth but are echoing out of his skull. Maybe its just too much THC making his voice box slack or because his tongue is so fat.
 
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Do you guys know why Joon didn't bring up the spyware on Jay's PC and Rich singing about watching him? KC brings that up consistently and it seems like the most insane thing he's done, and the PC was mentioned. Did I just miss it?
 
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Windy Moors said:
Does anybody else think Rich's voice is weird? He reminds me of how deaf people talk. Where the words don't seem to be coming from his throat and mouth but are echoing out of his skull. Maybe its just too much THC making his voice box slack or because his tongue is so fat.
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No joke, he speaks like a very effeminate flamboyant homosexual with a lisp trying WAY TOO HARD to sound like a straight normal dude, his moments when he does his gay homo voice / gay stewie voice is his actual voice, his actual way of speaking, unless he gets very angry of course, then he screams like a manchild.

BrodyDaMan said:
Do you guys know why Joon didn't bring up the spyware on Jay's PC and Rich singing about watching him? KC brings that up consistently and it seems like the most insane thing he's done, and the PC was mentioned. Did I just miss it?
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JoonMoon is just a milktoast softie, so he didn't even tried to run the extra mile and go all the way up, yeah i am one of those who did not like his documentary, was lame.

And btw, people saying ''people are making their own documentaries on youtube about rich'', braintfart much? is just a bunch of dudes either giving opinions on Joon's video or just doing ''REACTION VIDEOS'' (that old cancer)
 
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The kino queers & Phil brought up a good point: this fat wastoid's plan is apparently to sell his parents' house & then move them all down south, thus effectively abandoning his kids since they live with his ex-walrus. What kind of negroid behavior is this? Wouldn't a normal father who loves his children seek to live as close to them as possible? Even if you were this much of a loser & a faggot, wouldn't you be self-conscious about announcing that you were so in front of the whole world to see? Unbelievable.
 
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FurbusCuckus said:
And btw, people saying ''people are making their own documentaries on youtube about rich'', braintfart much? is just a bunch of dudes either giving opinions on Joon's video or just doing ''REACTION VIDEOS'' (that old cancer)
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It's part of the process. Rich was a hidden lolcow; even with 1M subs, no one paid attention to his bad behavior or to him at this point. Thanks to KC and Joon, more people are now aware of him (which is a good thing). Even the reaction videos are beneficial because Rich's paper-thin skin can't handle negative criticism.

BrodyDaMan said:
Do you guys know why Joon didn't bring up the spyware on Jay's PC and Rich singing about watching him? KC brings that up consistently and it seems like the most insane thing he's done, and the PC was mentioned. Did I just miss it?
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Maybe it's because the situation is still pretty recent, and there isn't a final conclusion to the story yet.

Just watched this one—it's a good one. It explains some things that Joon already covered but explores new territory around 57:00, like Rich's 6 rules, Rich vs. The Quartering, DSP obsession, etc.

 
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