How would the "No trolling, do not attempt to contact Chris" rule be affected by Chris's commissions on eBay? I'm all for not calling Chris or emailing him, since it's pointless anyway, but it seems like he's at least somewhat approachable on eBay. Does this change anything?
For example... It seems like an enterprising Christorian could pay him $20 to draw his night in jail, or an action shot of Best Buy, or the ideal tomgirl. The request could be fairly innocuous, but still provide payoff since we know Chris will fill in excessive details. I'm not saying we should do this, but I am saying that it's a weird loophole in the "no trolling Chris" rule, since it gives him the option to come to us, on his own terms. I also know a lot of forum members have bought stuff from him, when they would otherwise never have contacted Chris. How close are they to breaking the rules?