Richard C. Kyanka v. Ashley K. Martin (2020) - Lowtax's second divorce

[Rebel Wilson]

Lowtax and Ashley are both scumbags. Sad for the littles caught in the middle.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Sent from an unknown person via a throw-away email. This is the original domestic violence report.

TL;DR: Ashli hit Lowtax on the neck after his surgery and he went down hard, suffering a concussion. The police were called because Lowtax had warned her after the 2nd time she had hit that he would do so.

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Lowtax failed to realize he would be the only caretaker for his toddler once he had Leafwife thrown in jail. I’m sure this is why he became very concerned with bonding her out ASAP, even while he was having her arrested.

I can’t believe they fought over watching a shitty true crime ID show together. Obviously it was really about Lowtax just hiding in his cave 24/7 while Ashlii spent all day alone, isolated and caring for a toddlerLowtax seems to marry women that he has nothing in common with other than wanting to bone them.

Probably why Bogan is so desperate to prove she’s a real OG shit poster, which is actually the opposite of what Lowtax wants in a wife. He’s a catholic school boy so you either get to be a mother or a whore. Bogan is firmly in the latter category.

I do wonder why Canada would have a detainer put on her. Is that typical for any Canadian citizen arrested in another country?

 

[Null]

Was it even a PDF? Null posted PNG images. A good, professional scanner with an automatic document feeder will make a multi-page PDF; a cheap feed-through piece of shit gives you one image file at a time.

Also, it's not dog-eared. Whoever received this document didn't read through it as soon as they got it.

Yes. I convert PDFs I receive to images for ease of viewing. PDFs have also historically had vulnerabilities allowing them to phone home when opened so I typically won't post them unless I absolutely trust the source.

 

[Ilmseil]

Master hacker "Lowtax" has very clever ways of getting your IP address, watch out guys.

 

[GoofTroop70]

As much as I'd like to say they're both scumbags, I can't help but think this was more likely a woman who had hit a breaking point. A very very stupid breaking point.
The report states that she had hit him before but with how reactive he is in every other aspect of his life online it seems like to me he's either lying or exaggerating. He seems like the kind of guy who would have no problem calling 911 the first time. I'd have less of a hard time believing him if he wasn't online contradicting his own stories in every way on an almost daily basis during all of this. Perhaps I'm wrong.

e: on second consideration they're both stupid.

 

[murdered meat bag]

why did lowtax get married if he can't feign interest in his wife's murder mysteries? you look up at the tv and go "oh wow," "i can't believe that cop thinks people bawl everytime when bad things happen" or "wow what a creep, that's so scary!" "i can't believe people like this really exists"

it's no effort to pretend to care and it works for every murder show.

 

[young chestnut]

They may both be trash but between her account of her own actions being worse than his in this report plus her recently telling the judge he never hit her, she's shown herself to be pretty honest trash.

 

[Ilmseil]

It's fairly obvious this surface story is just a symptom of the already broken shit we already knew; LowT is a broken fuckhead who emotionally abused her to the point something seemingly trivial broke her. LowT is a gigantic fucking shithead for pressing charges on his fucking 100 lb wife when his 200+lb ass got slightly stung by her slapping "his neck".

Big man LowT, getting beaten up by a 100lb skinny Canadian girl. Better haul her ass to court and do our goddamnest to get her deported and make sure she cant see her daughter for ten years! Cool guy big man Richard Kyanka, looks like our winner here!

 

[AnOminous]

They may both be trash but between her account of her own actions being worse than his in this report plus her recently telling the judge he never hit her, she's shown herself to be pretty honest trash.

Her being a mental case is not exactly news, just the specifics of it. If she really did take advantage of recent surgery to smack him, that was pretty shitty. So they're both pretty shitty. Nobody who could be described as a good person would have anything to do with LowT in the first place.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Honestly, this whole thing is going to be a shitshow no matter what. Both sides are varying ways and degrees of loathsome and there's a kid caught in the middle of this. It just simply won't end well in any way.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly, this whole thing is going to be a shitshow no matter what. Both sides are varying ways and degrees of loathsome and there's a kid caught in the middle of this. It just simply won't end well in any way.

It'll probably end like most of these things, with the mother as the primary custodian and a shared custody agreement of some sort, and LowT paying more child support than he considers even remotely reasonable.

 

[sperginity]

His written statement is that he doesn't remember much of anything, and claims her throwing something is what did him in. They both agree he was standing in the kitchen doorway yelling at her when The Slappening occurred. I don't know the layout of the house, but if that is the only exit from the kitchen it could be an alarming situation for her to have him stand in the way and yell, depending on what he was saying. It also could not have been alarming at all, I have no idea. I've seen a lot of couples where they both do abusive things and so it is hard to pick a side.

Their relationship sounds fucking horrible, it is good they are getting divorced. If your wife gives a shit about you watching her tv show (after she has cooked your dinner and cleaned up after everyone!!!), then fucking watch it. It costs you an hour of your life max, and makes her happy. Why the fuck not? Couples that stay together make sure the other persons needs are met, even if they don't understand it or think its dumb sometimes, because when you want your dumb needs met its nice to have a mutual understanding.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

As much as I'd like to say they're both scumbags, I can't help but think this was more likely a woman who had hit a breaking point. A very very stupid breaking point.
The report states that she had hit him before but with how reactive he is in every other aspect of his life online it seems like to me he's either lying or exaggerating. He seems like the kind of guy who would have no problem calling 911 the first time. I'd have less of a hard time believing him if he wasn't online contradicting his own stories in every way on an almost daily basis during all of this. Perhaps I'm wrong.

e: on second consideration they're both stupid.

Id say cops deal with getting called in to umpire this kind of shit a few times a week. Lonely, unappreciated housewife makes effort for a “nice” night at home - husband could give af, wife melts down, screaming and fighting ensue.

Hell, it’s such a cliche it’s a plot device in The Godfather.
Autism

Spoiler

When Sollozo wants to lure Sonny out of hiding to kill him they get his BIL Carlo to trigger a fight with Connie. Carlo tells his wife to cook dinner. Once she has dinner on the table he announces he’s not hungry and going out. Connie flips her shit, throws food and dishes at him. He then beats the ever loving shit out of her. Distraught she calls her brother Sonny crying. Sonny immediately jumps to in his car to go murder Carlo and ends up getting pumped full of lead where snipers were waiting for him at a Jones Beach toll booth.

why did lowtax get married if he can't feign interest in his wife's murder mysteries? you look up at the tv and go "oh wow," "i can't believe that cop thinks people bawl everytime when bad things happen" or "wow what a creep, that's so scary!" "i can't believe people like this really exists"

it's no effort to pretend to care and it works for every murder show.

Even patronizing her by feigning interest in fucking TV show as he laid on the sofa was too much to ask of Lowtax. He’s a busy man. He had to avoid child care duties, eat pills, peruse dick girl porn and tend to the e-thot marketing experts he was looking to hire to “revamp SA” The interview process alone for SA’s new brand strategist certainly took up a lot of his precious time.

He went through several candidates until Bogan came through for him. It takes time to find just the right girl to “hire” to cheat on your wife with.

Besides I’m sure Lowtax acted like leaving his downstairs cave/bed to spend any time with his wife and kid was a Sisyphean task.

 

[tantric_depressive]

why did lowtax get married if he can't feign interest in his wife's murder mysteries? you look up at the tv and go "oh wow," "i can't believe that cop thinks people bawl everytime when bad things happen" or "wow what a creep, that's so scary!" "i can't believe people like this really exists"

it's no effort to pretend to care and it works for every murder show.

Yup, or if the show really is that terrible and uninteresting, then you pay attention to your wifey's body instead while it's on. Make her feel wanted and hawt, n get some good primetime nookie n' neck as a reward

 

[Abebe Bikila]

They both agree he was standing in the kitchen doorway yelling at her when The Slappening occurred. I don't know the layout of the house, but if that is the only exit from the kitchen it could be an alarming situation for her to have him stand in the way and yell, depending on what he was saying.

The Kitchen has multiple entrances by the looks of it.

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[Leonard Helplessness]

Master hacker "Lowtax" has very clever ways of getting your IP address, watch out guys.

In the past, on this very forum, Richard has hotlinked images from shady offsites in an effort to harvest kiwi IPs.

 

[GoofTroop70]

The Kitchen has multiple entrances by the looks of it.

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I (unfortunately) know this particular layout through my line of work. There's only one entrance and you can see it in the photo. The other door to the left is a pantry, to the right an eating area/patio.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The Kitchen has multiple entrances by the looks of it.

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This is why people make fun of McMansions, they are aggressively tasteless.

The 1990’s just took a massive shit on good design. All cheap pine frame houses with interiors using “real estate listing white” should be burned to the ground. The beige siding exterior of Lowtax’s is just the turd on top of the shit sundae.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Without power-leveling, I (unfortunately) know this particular layout through my line of work. There's only one entrance and you can see it in the photo. The other door to the left is a pantry, to the right an eating area/patio.

Since you are familiar with this particular McMansion layout...

Spoiler

Are those absurd fluted columns in the house ad hoc load bearing supports? The eyesores better be serving some practical purpose to be shoved into so many random places on the floor plan.

I’d take a chainsaw to that off center one near the kitchen island. Did a contractor just decide to put big ass poles dressed as Doric columns throughout the ground level to prop up the second floor?

No wonder Lowtax got so pissy about Grover Haus, it looks like his house had the same architect. Same garage door atrocity too, but lots more ugly triangle action.

Now I’m torn if this is a McMansion or just ugly 1990’s suburban tract housing.

 

[Sabrina]

Even patronizing her by feigning interest in fucking TV show as he laid on the sofa was too much to ask of Lowtax. He’s a busy man. He had to avoid child care duties, eat pills, peruse dick girl porn and tend to the e-thot marketing experts he was looking to hire to “revamp SA” The interview process alone for SA’s new brand strategist certainly took up a lot of his precious time.

He went through several candidates until Bogan came through for him. It takes time to find just the right girl to “hire” to cheat on your wife with.

Remember, LowT can't get it up for this:


But can fuck this:


And trans fetish porn, apparently. Clearly there is a high bar for his attention