Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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It really shines through in statements like "I heard the news the day it happened but kept it private so that his family could be informed."

Why is that detail important in a eulogy? Well, it isn't except that she wants you to know that she found out immediately--before the family even! Wow! How in-the-know she is.

This narcissist was one of the more odious parts of Lowtax's entire lolcow arc.
Fragmaster's eulogy was odd, but at least it was all about Lowtax. Logan actually had a lot of time to prepare and type out her statement, yet she still failed to mimic a normal human response to someone dying.
 
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People are talking about the kids, but if he really did kill himself it was probably the pain from his disease. Having a decaying spine, or whatever, would make life a living hell. By the time he got to the end he probably lusted for the numb relief of nothingness.
Chats and DMs posted by those who spoke to him privately make it clear that money - and especially having to give a large amount of money to Ashli - was the reason for his suicide. In addition to the $90,000 lump sum, she'd been awarded almost $7,000 a month in child support and alimony.

Archived in case the posts get deleted.

Somehow, this is our fault as usual.
 
I do find it odd that Lowtax ascribed such importance to fathers that a father’s suicide would RUIN his daughter’s entire life, because that’s bullshit. It certainly is tragic and a terrible hardship, but there’s no reason it should ruin her life.
And yet that's what he did, the moment he got the opportunity. He viewed it as a way of destroying a child's life, and the instant he could do it, he did it.

What a piece of shit. What an absolutely worthless scumbag.
 
It’s absolutely amazing and also fucking awesome that Groverhaus made it into an article about Lowtax’s suicide.
Imagine traveling back in time to 2001, 9/11 just happened, you just finished your first Deus Ex playthrough and are now absolutely engrossed in GTA3 and somehow, through an infinitesimally small and unlikely event there was a glitch in the space/time continuum, making the above post from the space year of 2021 appear on your CRT screen without context.

Enjoy your white knighting. He's dead. He isn't going to fuck you, you idiot faggot.
I always imagine your posts acted out by Goodman being Dan from the old "Rosanne" when he raged.
 
The last entry in District 1 was a non breather in a rehab center, so that's most likely not him, but the second to the last mentions a death investigation and the location is roughly 4 miles north of Lees Summit.
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I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a shit, he had his fun boxing him and then most likely moved on.

Worthless BPD whore craves for attention. More news at eleven.
According to the Vice article, Lowtax self banned himself on the 9th, and the blotter won't be updated until next week. I'm also monitoring the obits, again, more will probably come next week.
 
The suicide makes the rounds on the news and "journalism" circuit. Apparently Vice claims to have confirmed it was suicide with the local PD. (Bonus mention of kiwi farms as harassment and doxxing website that apparently was born from SA?! Also Groverhaus.)

Archive link: https://archive.md/vZTYq
But its influence was also terrible. Its members pioneered targeted harassment campaigns and formed communities that became too toxic even for Something Awful spun off into their own websites. 4chan began as an alternative image board after Lowtax banned hentai from the forum in 2003. Doxing forum Kiwi Farms got its start after leaving the Something Awful forums.

IIRC, Kiwi Farms began as the forums for the CWCiki, which while rooted in what Lowtax hath wrought, were never a part of Something Awful itself.

I'm shocked that Vice would get their facts wrong and I expect as good journalists they will correct their inadvertent misinformation ASAP.
 
Chats and DMs posted by those who spoke to him privately make it clear that money - and especially having to give a large amount of money to Ashli - was the reason for his suicide. In addition to the $90,000 lump sum, she'd been awarded almost $7,000 a month in child support and alimony.

90k lump sum and 84k a year for a man who had savings but very little actual income at that point? His suicide makes more sense now. That'd have ruined him. I guess he spent all his money to live his best life knowing that soon it will come crashing down and when that day came, he ragequit. Don't have all that much pity, since he brought it onto himself, being a vile asshole to his women.

Also not all that bummed about his death either, but it feels odd seeing as how his site once was very important to me. Like one of the 5 or so sites you would visit each night on dialup to have some fun on the internet. I still think he was a very important person as far as the internet and its comedy goes.
 
Chats and DMs posted by those who spoke to him privately make it clear that money - and especially having to give a large amount of money to Ashli - was the reason for his suicide. In addition to the $90,000 lump sum, she'd been awarded almost $7,000 a month in child support and alimony.

Archived in case the posts get deleted.

Somehow, this is our fault as usual.
>Futa Snake
I recognize that name as someone who is somewhat notorious in Metal Gear Solid fan circles as a complete schizo coming up with fan theories about how all the characters are secretly trans and Kojima is tweeting coded messages at him. Wow, small world.
 
According to the Vice article, Lowtax self banned himself on the 9th, and the blotter won't be updated until next week. I'm also monitoring the obits, again, more will probably come next week.
Ah, ok, didn't knew that. Thanks for the info. I wouldn't even click on a Vice article when I would get paid for.
 
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