Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Fetid Queef]

If he was a true titan, he'd have livestreamed his suicide.

 

[XYZpdq]

His videos are some the most tired superfluous stuff because he decided to do youtube shit when it was already over saturated with other people making vidya related content, often with better production quality and effort than Parish. Gee, guess tethering your podcast to Patreon and shaming users into donating (after relaunching it with Kickstarter where many backer rewards went unfulfilled) wasn't a great idea? And let's not get into the current year grandstanding that goes on during that show.

ehh, the excitebike one seemed okay enough but I never bothered with anything else

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Lowtax is as dead as SASS (thanks to Weev). Long live the Sycophant Squad (even Rocket and Procrustes)

 

[Picnic_Boy]

You might own the site
Or be one of the jannies
But sooner or later
You sleep with the trannies

 

[Rebel Wilson]

If he was a true titan, he'd have livestreamed his suicide.

He talked about livestreaming his suicide back in late July. Just another idea lowtax never followed through with.

 

[Pink Cup]

he went to the big doom house in the sky

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Lowtax's body is now as cold as Aran's marriage

 

[Woke Capitalism]

RIP Lowtax. Let's remember the good times.

...

Ok, I can't think of any, but remember the time he blamed abuse on his sweaty toes? Ah, classic Lowtax.

 

[Dan Abrams]

I am sad however because now who will we laugh at ITT?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

At least a couple of those garbage bot SEO fill-in-the-blanks celebrity sites are now reporting Lowtax died in a ziplining accident after battling with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. At least robots have finally been able to bring a small rainbow to our otherwise rainy day.

Lowtax Kyanka Death Cause: How Did Something Awful Richard Kyanka Die…

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[JoyfulDarter]

I am sad however because now who will we laugh at ITT?

Maybe SomethingAwful is cursed and the faggot who bought it from Lowtax will eventually start to go down a similar path.

 

[XYZpdq]

At least a couple of those garbage bot SEO fill-in-the-blanks celebrity sites are now reporting Lowtax died in a ziplining accident after battling with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. At least robots have finally been able to bring a small rainbow to our otherwise rainy day.

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tbh a random pile of stupid internet shit is probably the greatest tribute the universe could pay

 

[E. Knee as Weapon - Cont.]

I was never a notable poster but I was there long enough to experience every political inflection from Ron Paultard to Transanarchism. Godspeed You Pill Popping Emperor. I respect your cultural influence but I only have sympathy for your children. I hope they forge their own way independent of you.

 

[SnusBurns]

 

[repentance]

Era has a thread on his death

Apparently Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka (SomethingAwful founder/cancelled) has passed away

Posted by longtime forum admin fragmaster on SA with a video message of him talking about it, so... likely not false? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3984488&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UkcZ4LtSE8 I guess I should preface this...

www.resetera.com

 

[Big News]

In a perfect world, Shmorky would speak at Lowtax’s funeral. He would turn any mournful tears into tears of laughter from his cartoon voice reverberating throughout the room.

 

[repentance]

The busiest of multiple reddit threads

r/news - Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, The Creator of Something Awful, Has Passed Away

687 votes and 378 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

 

[How do I log in?]

Proof of Lowtax's death came in a day. Hector Martin claims he has proof Byuu is dead and he hasn't shown a single piece of evidence proving he's dead for over three months.

 

[XYZpdq]

wow I'm shocked to find out the very real fact that Lowtax Awful died from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome but now that multiple sources have confirmed that Guyana Richard is dead because of FAS clearly it must be real

 

[Duke-Diggler]

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That goddamned Sam Hyde... He can't keep getting away with it!