Riddle me this, if you're so great:

[dick brain]

What's bound to die early, but also die late?

 

[Caralho]

DSP?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

This thread

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

A forced meme?

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

i have thunk hard and i cannot find the answer pls post

 

[Fat Gollum]

The answer is me. My original self, Smeagol, died when I discovered the One Ring and became corrupted by it. I also died late because the power of the ring prolonged my life until I died in the fires of Mount Doom. Now that I solved your riddle I get to eat you.

 

[FeatherPlucker]

rumor

 

[LifeAlert]

What's bound to die early, but also die late?

Troons. Die early because they often commit suicide, and die late = dilate. I win. Where's my prize?