Rika thread

[The Hunter]

He's not dead, his babysitter's just taking away his internet privileges, lol.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

GOOD

Rika needs a caretaker to monitor his internet activity.

 

[Spork]

DA UPDATE:

Rob's alive, but his parents found out about what happened last thursday and are absolutely furious.

 

[KatsuKitty]

DA UPDATE:

Rob's alive, but his parents found out about what happened last thursday and are absolutely furious.

I'm glad to hear he's alive. I assume his overdose was real and his parents found out when the ambulance came?

 

[Himawari]

That or he was just bullshitting and what his parents are furious about are the ambulance fees?

 

[José Mourinho]

Not surprised that Rika is alive.

Be prepared to see Rika posting "TROLLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOL" at us.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Shit, the AmberLamps came?

 

[The Dude]

That or he was just bullshitting and what his parents are furious about are the ambulance fees?

This is basically my take on it. Robbay is an attention whore, as well as a real whore, who probably would pull a fake suicide attempt to try to get attention and asspats.

 

[Spork]

That or he was just bullshitting and what his parents are furious about are the ambulance fees?

This is basically my take on it. Robbay is an attention whore, as well as a real whore, who probably would pull a fake suicide attempt to try to get attention and asspats.

No ambulance was called, as far as /cow/ says. They're probably more mad about how they left Rob on his own and he immediately ran onto IRC and started taking a pill every time something made him angry (which was everything).

What you have to remember is that Rob is really, really stupid. As in, he once tried to burn his house down while he was still inside of it, figuring that the fire would make a hole in the wall he could jump out of. His trolls convinced him that opening the window and jumping down onto a mattress was a better plan for escaping his room.

 

[Holdek]

He's not dead, but he's still just a husk of a human being. It's debatable whether he's 'alive' or not, really.

Just look to Chris' words of wisdom in my sig.

DA UPDATE:

Rob's alive, but his parents found out about what happened last thursday and are absolutely furious.

GOOD. Maybe they'll actually do something about the situation now.

That or he was just bullshitting and what his parents are furious about are the ambulance fees?

This is basically my take on it. Robbay is an attention whore, as well as a real whore, who probably would pull a fake suicide attempt to try to get attention and asspats.

No ambulance was called, as far as /cow/ says. They're probably more mad about how they left Rob on his own and he immediately ran onto IRC and started taking a pill every time something made him angry (which was everything).

What you have to remember is that Rob is really, really stupid. As in, he once tried to burn his house down while he was still inside of it, figuring that the fire would make a hole in the wall he could jump out of. His trolls convinced him that opening the window and jumping down onto a mattress was a better plan for escaping his room.

So the trolls have saved his life on more than one occasion then.

 

[The Dude]

That or he was just bullshitting and what his parents are furious about are the ambulance fees?

This is basically my take on it. Robbay is an attention whore, as well as a real whore, who probably would pull a fake suicide attempt to try to get attention and asspats.

No ambulance was called, as far as /cow/ says. They're probably more mad about how they left Rob on his own and he immediately ran onto IRC and started taking a pill every time something made him angry (which was everything).

What you have to remember is that Rob is really, really stupid. As in, he once tried to burn his house down while he was still inside of it, figuring that the fire would make a hole in the wall he could jump out of. His trolls convinced him that opening the window and jumping down onto a mattress was a better plan for escaping his room.

He...he set fire...to his HOUSE? FIRE. To his house. While inside? INSIDE? He...oh fuck my head hurts. Why would he DO that? I think I need a lie down.

 

[Surtur]

Even Chris wouldn't do that.

 

[Holdek]

Even Chris wouldn't do that.

IDK. BlueSpike told him to do it and it seemed like he was considering it until the other trolls stepped in.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://pastebin.com/aVyPHfFH

The log about Rika saying he tried to burn his house if you're interested.

 

[Christ-Chan]

He...he set fire...to his HOUSE? FIRE. To his house. While inside? INSIDE? He...oh fuck my head hurts. Why would he DO that? I think I need a lie down.

The short story is: no, he didn't.

The long story is it was his birthday and his parents weren't happy with him, so they locked him in his room and he got no presents. Robbay obviously chimped out and went on IRC to complain to his pals Introman & Company. He shat himself to spite his parents ("IT CAME OUT LIKE A FIRECRACKER! HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!") and then said he was trying to start an electrical fire using his X-Box. Why he thought his X-Box would suddenly burst into flames at his will is beyond me.

Anyway, that obviously didn't work so he threw his mattress out the window and jumped out after it. He hid in some shed his parents owned for about an hour before getting back him. His parents had to lift his mattress back up to his room because he was EXHAUSTED FROM THEM STARVING ME.

EDIT: Oops, too late. That's what I get for putting my puppy before socializing online.

 

[Holdek]

He...he set fire...to his HOUSE? FIRE. To his house. While inside? INSIDE? He...oh fuck my head hurts. Why would he DO that? I think I need a lie down.

The short story is: no, he didn't.

The long story is it was his birthday and his parents weren't happy with him, so they locked him in his room and he got no presents. Robbay obviously chimped out and went on IRC to complain to his pals Introman & Company. He shat himself to spite his parents ("IT CAME OUT LIKE A FIRECRACKER! HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!") and then said he was trying to start an electrical fire using his X-Box. Why he thought his X-Box would suddenly burst into flames at his will is beyond me.

Anyway, that obviously didn't work so he threw his mattress out the window and jumped out after it. He hid in some shed his parents owned for about an hour before getting back him. His parents had to lift his mattress back up to his room because he was EXHAUSTED FROM THEM STARVING ME.

EDIT: Oops, too late. That's what I get for putting my puppy before socializing online.

How old was he at this time?

Isn't there a video of Rika and ADF cavorting through Philly making fun of CWC?

How/why do these LOLcows actually meet up with each other IRL?

They should start an LOLcovention.

 

[CatParty]

are they camping in a mall?

 

[Christ-Chan]

How old was he at this time?

It was his 25th, although he will lie and tell you he's 21. No idea why, it seems to be a recent thing.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I can only imagine the odor inside that tent.

 

[trip2themoon]

That or he was just bullshitting and what his parents are furious about are the ambulance fees?

Do you guys in America have to pay for ambulances? That's pretty scary, what happens if you can't afford to pay?