Rika thread

[Surtur]

You wake up with in a brown room smelling a terrible order, the first thing you notice are the bathsalts in your hand. There is a door in front of you but even with all your might you cannot open it, you look around this brown room only to find a matress and an xbox.
What do you do?

/grab paper, write down everything that went wrong in my life. Attempt to fix.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

You wake up with in a brown room smelling a terrible order, the first thing you notice are the bathsalts in your hand. There is a door in front of you but even with all your might you cannot open it, you look around this brown room only to find a matress and an xbox.
What do you do?

]Light room on fire with xbox
]Climb through hole in wall
Was that so hard?

 

[Spork]

Just a fair warning Rio: Rob's moved from "I HATE RIO" to "RIO SCARES ME" to "HAHAHA I BEAT YOU RIO! I JACKED OFF ON A PICTURE OF YOU!". He's already showing signs that he's about to move to the next phase, which is "YOU WANNA PLOOK ME RIO! YOU WANNA PLOOK ME SO HARD! PLZ PLOOK ME!". He did more or less the same thing with Homor, and it led to an endless parade of sexual harassment.

 

[Rio]

Just a fair warning Rio: Rob's moved from "I HATE RIO" to "RIO SCARES ME" to "HAHAHA I BEAT YOU RIO! I JACKED OFF ON A PICTURE OF YOU!". He's already showing signs that he's about to move to the next phase, which is "YOU WANNA PLOOK ME RIO! YOU WANNA PLOOK ME SO HARD! PLZ PLOOK ME!". He did more or less the same thing with Homor, and it led to an endless parade of sexual harassment.

I assume I could just ask mods to get rid of him/temp ban him or something if it gets too bad.

 

[Enig]

Just a fair warning Rio: Rob's moved from "I HATE RIO" to "RIO SCARES ME" to "HAHAHA I BEAT YOU RIO! I JACKED OFF ON A PICTURE OF YOU!". He's already showing signs that he's about to move to the next phase, which is "YOU WANNA PLOOK ME RIO! YOU WANNA PLOOK ME SO HARD! PLZ PLOOK ME!". He did more or less the same thing with Homor, and it led to an endless parade of sexual harassment.

Same happened with RedMinus (who he still somehow thinks I am); he masturbated to him while staring at Caxx, told us he was crapping on his bedroom floor, and then caved (heh) because On-Rails Infinite came out.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Is Robb still as nasty as fuck or something? Because I couldn't believe how downhill it quickly got. It got to the point where he wanted ME to supply him money (too bad I wasn't even working at the time!)

I don't care too much for Robb these days anyway now that he's been fucking old men. Pretty gross if you ask me. I got my own goals to achieve. And not being a crazed, eternally angry bath salt addict mindfuck makes me a far better person. I genuinely offered him help to get him on the right track in life, but I suppose like other lolcows, he chose not to listen.

 

[Pikimon]

I wonder how Rika is coping with the fireworks exploding in his neighborhood? Probably a lot of shit-flinging.

 

[The Dude]

I wonder how Rika is coping with the fireworks exploding in his neighborhood? Probably a lot of shit-flinging.

Like a stressed out circus chimp who has little kids throwing fireworks at it.

 

[drtoboggan]

You wake up with in a brown room smelling a terrible order, the first thing you notice are the bathsalts in your hand. There is a door in front of you but even with all your might you cannot open it, you look around this brown room only to find a matress and an xbox.
What do you do?

Since I'm not Rika, I drop the bathsalts and GTFO. Great avatar, dude. Ever drink wine in a can?

 

[José Mourinho]

Just a fair warning Rio: Rob's moved from "I HATE RIO" to "RIO SCARES ME" to "HAHAHA I BEAT YOU RIO! I JACKED OFF ON A PICTURE OF YOU!". He's already showing signs that he's about to move to the next phase, which is "YOU WANNA PLOOK ME RIO! YOU WANNA PLOOK ME SO HARD! PLZ PLOOK ME!". He did more or less the same thing with Homor, and it led to an endless parade of sexual harassment.

Oh yeah, come to think of it, why Rika likes Homor in the first place?

 

[Varis]

Oh how I want Rika in a closed and controlled enviroment, where I can be sure he isn't just scrolling past all the sense we're trying to talk into him.

 

[CatParty]

Oh how I want Rika in a closed and controlled enviroment, where I can be sure he isn't just scrolling past all the sense we're trying to talk into him.

Can't be a lolcow without ignoring all efforts to help one's failure of a life.

 

[drtoboggan]

Oh how I want Rika in a closed and controlled enviroment, where I can be sure he isn't just scrolling past all the sense we're trying to talk into him.

Can't be a lolcow without ignoring all efforts to help one's failure of a life.

Quoted for truth. Part of me wants to think there's something wrong with him causing him to behave this way (yes, I'm a psych major, but this isn't about me). On the other hand, a bigger part of me that overrides the former is aware of the fact that he chooses to dong up his life in every way he possibly can. If he actually does have some kind of mental problem, I still don't have any sympathy for him. Anyone who has a legitimate mental problem and doesn't actively seek help is another person who isn't helping.

All of that said, I'm probably just basing this off my own experiences. His pot/bath salt use looks like an attempt to self-medicate, and his half-cocked (no pun intended) sex change is a combination of histrionic attention whoring and severe self loathing.

Dude, if you're listening (and I doubt you are), put down the bath salts and see a psychiatrist. At least that way you can be recognized as a legitimate transgendered individual.

 

[introman]

Oh how I want Rika in a closed and controlled enviroment, where I can be sure he isn't just scrolling past all the sense we're trying to talk into him.

Can't be a lolcow without ignoring all efforts to help one's failure of a life.

Quoted for truth. Part of me wants to think there's something wrong with him causing him to behave this way (yes, I'm a psych major, but this isn't about me). On the other hand, a bigger part of me that overrides the former is aware of the fact that he chooses to dong up his life in every way he possibly can. If he actually does have some kind of mental problem, I still don't have any sympathy for him. Anyone who has a legitimate mental problem and doesn't actively seek help is another person who isn't helping.

All of that said, I'm probably just basing this off my own experiences. His pot/bath salt use looks like an attempt to self-medicate, and his half-cocked (no pun intended) sex change is a combination of histrionic attention whoring and severe self loathing.

Dude, if you're listening (and I doubt you are), put down the bath salts and see a psychiatrist. At least that way you can be recognized as a legitimate transgendered individual.

He does see a psychiatrist but blames all of his life problems on me and the rest of the /cow/ community. I wouldn't be surprised, if he starts blaming that dang cwcki for giving him stress. Rob is the master of disguise AND deflection.

 

[drtoboggan]

He is slightly better at deflection, but not by much. On a personal note, Introman, I've heard many things about you, and hold you in high regard along with everyone else who calls the boy out on his shit (again, no pun intended). Yes, many people do that, but you survived his sexual harassment, which takes character. Hit me up if you're ever in TN and I'll buy you a bottle of some damn fine TN whisky.

 

[Holdek]

Can't be a lolcow without ignoring all efforts to help one's failure of a life.

Quoted for truth. Part of me wants to think there's something wrong with him causing him to behave this way (yes, I'm a psych major, but this isn't about me). On the other hand, a bigger part of me that overrides the former is aware of the fact that he chooses to dong up his life in every way he possibly can. If he actually does have some kind of mental problem, I still don't have any sympathy for him. Anyone who has a legitimate mental problem and doesn't actively seek help is another person who isn't helping.

All of that said, I'm probably just basing this off my own experiences. His pot/bath salt use looks like an attempt to self-medicate, and his half-cocked (no pun intended) sex change is a combination of histrionic attention whoring and severe self loathing.

Dude, if you're listening (and I doubt you are), put down the bath salts and see a psychiatrist. At least that way you can be recognized as a legitimate transgendered individual.

He does see a psychiatrist but blames all of his life problems on me and the rest of the /cow/ community. I wouldn't be surprised, if he starts blaming that dang cwcki for giving him stress. Rob is the master of disguise AND deflection.

Has the psychiatrist put him on anti-psychotic medication? Suicide attempts such as over not seeing Rio's photo, smearing feces on the walls, drinking urine shoving action figures up your rectum and then "baptizing" yourself in the toilet due to a video game ending, engaging in prostitution, drug abuse, thinking people are haunting you in your dreams, etc., etc., are not just a "case of the blues."

 

[The Dude]

I long for the day when Rika discovers it was actually ME using my mystical Mormon Priesthood powers the whole time!

 

[drtoboggan]

I long for the day when Rika discovers it was actually ME using my mystical Mormon Priesthood powers the whole time!

Rika needs to learn to respect The Dude and abide before he's obliverated. That said, he does know firsthand what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

 

[Pikimon]

I kind of doubt Rika goes to see his psychiatrist anymore if he ever did, a good psychiatrist would recogize that Rika has some form of deep-seated psychosis (Both mentally and chemically induced) and taken the steps to bring Rika to normal.

I'd first take Rika's access to the internet far, far, far away and prescribe a heavy anti-psychotic like haloperidol, get some adult diapers on him, move him to a less urban area and finnaly attempt to convince Rika that there isn't a mass conspiracy out to get him.

The very fact that Rika still has access to the internet after the dozens of fantasies and threats involving rape, violence, child molestation, and cropophilia speaks volumes about his parents and alledged psychiatrist.

 

[Spork]

I think I should just leave this here.

http://pastebin.com/nfhrFzW7