Rika thread

[Lil]

I like how he began with trying to pacify us and then how quickly it devolved into throwing names and shit around.

So I'm using you people as my puppets. I want you to literally prove that any of that stuff is true. Go ahead. Try me.

You're doing a terrible job of puppeteering, boy-o.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

In response to Introman's original question:

Yes, Rika is an epic lolcow, possibly a competitor to OPL. I don't know who's worse but they're both pretty awful.

 

[drtoboggan]

Maybe he's migrated here since he can't flounce and shit talk on 789chan. It's obvious the boy (sorry, you're a confused kid with no real diagnosis, Robb) is here for the attention. May have had himself an introman jones, perhaps?

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[Lil]

^

 

[Male]

You forgot his hairy primate legs

 

[Springblossom]

stuff

 

[Trombonista]

For those who missed it:

http://pastebin.com/SFSaFx3A
http://pastebin.com/yGn0CcCZ

 

[Aleister Crowley]

You forgot his hairy primate legs

The heat makes me shed like a dog.


I hate how being male means you have to like having hair in gross places. Totally serious about that. I'm of the opinion that man is not a monkey though.

 

[Male]

For those who missed it:

http://pastebin.com/SFSaFx3A
http://pastebin.com/yGn0CcCZ

Notice that Rika spent a whole hour ignoring katsu's questions ( because he exceeded his hurtful truth level) yet had the nerve to demand katsu to pm him.

 

[The Dude]

Dude, Robert, you aren't passing. You're very obviously a dude in drag. You're a trans failure. The Juggalos might accept your bath salt snorting ass, but real people don't. We mock you because you are something to be mocked. You're like a circus sideshow freak. You are Sperglord: The Disgusting Tranny. You and people like you are the dregs of society. The reason you can't get a job is because you are a waste of time. You're a freak and no one wants to deal with you. I've been a manager before. I've had to hire people. If I took one look at you coming into my office for an interview I would instantly be able to tell that you will waste my time, be a drama queen, make my clientele uncomfortable, and ultimately have to be fired because you were a shitty employee and you hurt my business.

I'm probably A-Logging here, but I'm speaking the truth.

You know what I want from you? I want you to wake up tomorrow, look at yourself in the mirror, and realize that you've made a fool out of yourself. I want you to cut out the freak bullshit, stop taking bath salts, cut your hair, get some guy clothes (because you are NOT passing), and stay off the internet. You can improve your life if you work at it, but you are the only one who can do it. If you don't, if instead you just keep coming on to these sites to fling proverbial fecal matter, then you're only proving that you like the attention of being a freak and can't hack it as a real person. Then your Lolcow status will be confirmed and people like me will make you our bitch. You're worse than Christian Weston Chandler because you can actually do something about your life. He's a mental toddler.

And please, no one take this the wrong way in thinking that I am somehow against trans-gendered people. I'm not. But when someone isn't passing and obviously has not put their whole heart and soul into it then there comes a time, in my opinion, when they just need to stop. Robert/Rika seems more like the kind of person who is doing it to shock people, not because he actually feels he is a woman.

 

[Venusaur]

Just finished going through the chat logs... Wow. It was like watching a spoiled child throw a tantrum for attention.

Also...I had to look at Rio's picture in the pics's thread. Pretty cute! It's amazing how psycho Rika became. "POST IT! POST IT! ARAFAFaarafaagfsgsgsg"

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

You know you're winning an internet debate when you demand the other party provides evidence that you did indeed fling your own shit. When you justify such demands by claiming they're preventing you from jerking off 70 year old men for money? That's just showing off.

 

[Rio]

Just finished going through the chat logs... Wow. It was like watching a spoiled child throw a tantrum for attention.

Also...I had to look at Rio's picture in the pics's thread. Pretty cute! It's amazing how psycho Rika became. "POST IT! POST IT! ARAFAFaarafaagfsgsgsg"

But didn't you hear rika? The picture doesn't exist. I made everyone think it does because I'm apparently Psycho Mantis and I can do those types of things.

Also, thanks!

 

[The Hunter]

Just finished going through the chat logs... Wow. It was like watching a spoiled child throw a tantrum for attention.

Also...I had to look at Rio's picture in the pics's thread. Pretty cute! It's amazing how psycho Rika became. "POST IT! POST IT! ARAFAFaarafaagfsgsgsg"

But didn't you hear rika? The picture doesn't exist. I made everyone think it does because I'm apparently Psycho Mantis and I can do those types of things.

Also, thanks!

I probably should have kept Solid Snake as my avatar. Then you could have changed your avatar to Psycho Mantis, and we could have been tsundere lovers.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Remember on the old forum we kept saying we should hire a transgender prostitute to dig up Patti while shouting

Well, do you think Rika's rates would be reasonable?

But that's just mean . . .

 

[champthom]

Remember on the old forum we kept saying we should hire a transgender prostitute to dig up Patti while shouting

Well, do you think Rika's rates would be reasonable?

But that's just mean . . .

I think you're onto something, old bean.

 

[OR 345]

Unless Rika demands a picture of Rio as part of the payment.

 

[LM 697]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RYw5re9uPd

Rika just admitted he isn't a true Hulkamaniac.

 

[Rio]

I decided to make one of Rika's quotes into a sig because I am apparently Psycho goddamn Mantis.