RIP Philosophy 农民

[AnOminous]

I found her grave.

So if you dig up an underage chick, does the necrophilia outweigh the pedophilia thing? I wouldn't want to be a pedo.

I think I'll wait until she would have been 18 though. It takes a while for the dead body to ripen.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I found her grave.

So if you dig up an underage chick, does the necrophilia outweigh the pedophilia thing? I wouldn't want to be a pedo.

I think I'll wait until she would have been 18 though. It takes a while for the dead body to ripen.

I remember reading in the news about a case where a group of guys dug up a 14 year old and raped her corpse.

After arresting them they realized the state didn't have a law against fucking dead kids, so the only thing they were able to charge them with was desecration of a grave.

 

[John Titor]

Don't dig up graves without preparing the proper anti-zombie rituals first.

 

[alex_theman]

I found her grave.

So if you dig up an underage chick, does the necrophilia outweigh the pedophilia thing? I wouldn't want to be a pedo.

I think I'll wait until she would have been 18 though. It takes a while for the dead body to ripen.

You are one fucked up man.
:deviant:

 

[Carlos Thin]

Her last words were, 'Yeah, it was an open secret.' about being 20,000 [sic] lbs

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

RIP

I assume she just got buried in the backyard like a dead goldfish or something, since Chinamen aren't people and don't have souls.

Edit: actually more like a dead hamster.

 

[alex_theman]

I know why she died, I think she couldn't bear someone saying that he wanted to fuck her, then saying he didn't. That or her arteries were clogged.

 

[AnOminous]

You are one fucked up man.
:deviant:

Why the fuck isn't there a deviant rating on the one subforum here where it's really needed?

I remember reading in the news about a case where a group of guys dug up a 14 year old and raped her corpse.

After arresting them they realized the state didn't have a law against fucking dead kids, so the only thing they were able to charge them with was desecration of a grave.

 

[Count groudon]

I sold her out to Vordak and he sent Connor Bible to kill her. I didn't actually think he'd be able to do it but lo and behold here she is not living anymore.

In my defense I needed the money. Overwatch has been out for months and I have yet to buy it because I'm a poor piece of shit. I can't have serious gamer cred without playing overwatch.