RIP Thread

[MichaelaArsenal]

‘Bond’ Actress Tanya Roberts’ Boyfriend Told Mid-Interview That She's Still Alive Despite Reports She Died

 

[Dysnomia]

‘Bond’ Actress Tanya Roberts’ Boyfriend Told Mid-Interview That She's Still Alive Despite Reports She Died

I hear it's not promising though. but still, sucks to be reported dead when you are not.

 

[MichaelaArsenal]

Tanya Roberts dead at 65 — a day after publicist mistakenly reports death

 

[CWCissey]

Tanya Roberts dead at 65 — a day after publicist mistakenly reports death

Can someone actually check if she's dead this time? Like punch the corpse in the stomach or something.

 

[Hummingbird]

Last known surviving Widow of a Civil War veteran is dead at 101.

 

[AprilRains]

Can someone actually check if she's dead this time? Like punch the corpse in the stomach or something.

Someone make this user the Surgeon General.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Dr. Dre is in the ICU after suffering from a brain hemorrhage.

DR. DRE SUFFERS BRAIN ANEURYSM ... In ICU at L.A. Hospital

 

[tehpope]

 

[Narr Then]

Dr. Dre is in the ICU after suffering from a brain hemorrhage.

DR. DRE SUFFERS BRAIN ANEURYSM ... In ICU at L.A. Hospital

Fuuuuuuuck no

This better not be a repeat of 2016.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Fuuuuuuuck no

This better not be a repeat of 2016.

The article said he was stable and lucid, so maybe he got lucky and they caught it in time.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Fuuuuuuuck no

This better not be a repeat of 2016.

Dr. Dre dies, Paul McCartney gets COVID, fucking 2Pac is found alive in Cuba. 50 Cent becomes 20 cent as the dollar loses value.

2021 gonna be wild!

 

[Narr Then]

The article said he was stable and lucid, so maybe he got lucky and they caught it in time.

I hope so, it was like Lemmy dying all over again for a minute.

Dr. Dre dies, Paul McCartney gets COVID, fucking 2Pac is found alive in Cuba with the Navajos 50 Cent becomes 20 cent as the dollar loses value.

2021 gonna be wild!

FTFY

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mercurynews.com/2020/02/12/tupac-is-alive-and-living-with-the-navajo-new-film-will-argue/amp/

 

[Miss Misery]

Dre, ain't nobody forgot about you. Please get well, even if you haven't done anything very interesting recently.

 

[AnOminous]

The article said he was stable and lucid

Holy fuck obviously he's completely wrecked.

 

[CWCissey]

Holy fuck obviously he's completely wrecked.

No HeartBeats by Dr. Dre.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Tanya Roberts dead at 65 — a day after publicist mistakenly reports death

The same thing happened to Tom Petty. That's just a fucked up way to announce anyone's death. First they're dead, but then they're still alive but just barely, and then they actually die. It's just messy and it makes me feel bad for the family.

 

[Dysnomia]

Alexi Laiho, former Children of Bodom singer has died at the age of 41 due to long term health problems.

https://www.loudersound.com/news/children-of-bodom-frontman-alexi-laiho-dies

 

[Hummingbird]

Former Police Academy actress, Marion Ramsey, is now gone. She was the one that was little, but could get loud.

 

[moocow]

Former Police Academy actress, Marion Ramsey, is now gone. She was the one that was little, but could get loud.

RIP, Officer Hooks. Yell at a dirtbag for me.

Though many may know Ramsey for her role as Officer Laverne Hooks in the “Police Academy” films, her career began much early.

(emphasis mine) There was a time when a hack who wrote this poorly would be laughed out of a news office by their editor (the kind the industry no longer employs). This is the kind of mistake any decent Freshman English professor would dock you two letter grades for not catching in a paper you turned in. Journalism has never been "good" but wasn't there some point in history that it didn't completely suck cock?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

RIP, Officer Hooks. Yell at a dirtbag for me.


(emphasis mine) There was a time when a hack who wrote this poorly would be laughed out of a news office by their editor (the kind the industry no longer employs). This is the kind of mistake any decent Freshman English professor would dock you two letter grades for not catching in a paper you turned in. Journalism has never been "good" but wasn't there some point in history that it didn't completely suck cock?

Spelling, grammar, and sentence construction are now entirely arbitrary, it seems. In Clown World circa 2021, it's probably some form of discrimination to use (and expect others to use) your first language in a competent fashion.