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Random Internet Person said:
This was in San Antonio, Texas.
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Whats the difference these days in TX cities?

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SITHRAK! said:
I’ve heard that only steers and queers come from Texas and I’m pretty sure I just figured out which parts the queers live in.
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Actually, only queers and queers come from Texas.

I'm always a little irked when I see a Texas license plate in another US state. Like, "Great. How'd this one escape? And, what are they here to fuck up?"

They're building the fence on the wrong border, IMHO.

But, truthfully, I lived in Texas for a few years and never saw such a bunch of pussies.

* Ooh, it's 50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 degrees Euro)! I better close all the schools and drive 10 mph causes I'm a lil bitch!
* Uh oh! An on ramp to a freeway! I zoom around all day like the micro-dicked NAMBLA member I truly am alo day, but can't be assed to use the entire on ramp to get up to freeway speeds because I love the taste of horse cum!
*Oh dear! A speed bump! I better slow my "all show, no go" annoying ass light duty pickup truck down because I don't want to hurt it!
* I'm so macho for driving a rolling nuisance with annoying exhaust note, dangerous lift kit, and underbody lights to feign machismo, but like being safely nuzzled in my all-metal, tech heavy, leather trimmed, protective cocoon of a cab so that nobody can hurt me!

I actually go yelled at a bit because some light rain was happening and this chode with w few friends in his "projecting" pickup truck was taking forever to do a turnaround. So, I beeped a bit since I figured he was busy sucking one of his friends off (as truck owners love doing), but they went and, as i zoomed around to, of course, stop at another stoplight, the yelled about what my problem was and did i want them to spin out or something?

I'm like, aren't you Mr Badass with a truck? So, you're saying it's less-capable than my FWD hatchback, huh?

Faggots. All of em.
 
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ChompChomp said:
I'm like, aren't you Mr Badass with a truck? So, you're saying it's less-capable than my FWD hatchback, huh?

Faggots. All of em.
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Yeah, I was disappointed when I rolled through Texas in a Prius (with out-of-state plates) and not one person made fun of me for it. Even at an out-of-the-way hole-in-the-wall restaurant and gas station off 287 in speed trap alley along the northwest. Damn good burger there though, I'll give 'em that.
 
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moocow said:
Yeah, I was disappointed when I rolled through Texas in a Prius (with out-of-state plates) and not one person made fun of me for it. Even at an out-of-the-way hole-in-the-wall restaurant and gas station off 287 in speed trap alley along the northwest. Damn good burger there though, I'll give 'em that.
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Not to your face, if course, which alludes to my first point of queers (by proxy, pussies) populating the state.

Keep in mind that I am referring to native Texans, not transplants from another state or country.
 
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ChompChomp said:
Not to your face, if course, which alludes to my first point of queers (by proxy, pussies) populating the state.
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Hehehe yeah, exactly! I kinda wanted somebody to bring it up so I could talk guns with them for the next half hour (I was traveling cross-country with my (lawful) mini-arsenal to go shooting with my dad one last time before his dementia put a stop to "let's let dad have guns!" fun time). But nope, no taunting. I was really bummed :story:
 
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Epikusername4 said:
rip to all the americans who died and fought on d'day 81 years ago

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god bless america
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And all the rest of the Allied forces who suffered high losses to take the beaches of Normandy, including the Canadian troops including my great-uncle Jacques who died taking Juno Beach.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Thanks Fam. All the allies fought like hell together against Nazi Germany, and so Europe (and maybe the world) lives free to this day.
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The Nazis wanted each nation to have an ethnically and culturally homogeneous homeland in charge of its own destiny.

If ‘living free’ means zero border controls, infinity nonwhite immigrants, Muslims detonating backpack bombs in crowds of children, raping and pimping white girls, blowing up trains and buses, flying planes into buildings, niggers slaughtering people with machetes, skyrocketing crime, social security for nonwhites bankrupting the west by inches, white men being blamed for all the world’s problems, and entire towns being handed over to nonwhites with zero respect for our cultures, and us being absolutely prevented from being allowed to talk about it… it’s an odd kind of ‘freedom’.

RIP thread?
RIP, white people being allowed to run their own nations for their own benefit, as they see fit.
 
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ChompChomp said:
Actually, only queers and queers come from Texas.

I'm always a little irked when I see a Texas license plate in another US state. Like, "Great. How'd this one escape? And, what are they here to fuck up?"

They're building the fence on the wrong border, IMHO.

But, truthfully, I lived in Texas for a few years and never saw such a bunch of pussies.

* Ooh, it's 50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 degrees Euro)! I better close all the schools and drive 10 mph causes I'm a lil bitch!
* Uh oh! An on ramp to a freeway! I zoom around all day like the micro-dicked NAMBLA member I truly am alo day, but can't be assed to use the entire on ramp to get up to freeway speeds because I love the taste of horse cum!
*Oh dear! A speed bump! I better slow my "all show, no go" annoying ass light duty pickup truck down because I don't want to hurt it!
* I'm so macho for driving a rolling nuisance with annoying exhaust note, dangerous lift kit, and underbody lights to feign machismo, but like being safely nuzzled in my all-metal, tech heavy, leather trimmed, protective cocoon of a cab so that nobody can hurt me!

I actually go yelled at a bit because some light rain was happening and this chode with w few friends in his "projecting" pickup truck was taking forever to do a turnaround. So, I beeped a bit since I figured he was busy sucking one of his friends off (as truck owners love doing), but they went and, as i zoomed around to, of course, stop at another stoplight, the yelled about what my problem was and did i want them to spin out or something?

I'm like, aren't you Mr Badass with a truck? So, you're saying it's less-capable than my FWD hatchback, huh?

Faggots. All of em.
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Yeah got an uncle who retired from the military who spent his whole life in Texas up until three years ago when he moved because Texas ain’t Texas anymore. You’d be surprised how many Texans and former Texans will co-sign the “queers and queers” comment in current year plus ten. Said things started changing about twenty years ago.
 
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