RIP Users of Kiwi Farms Thread - To the fallen and to those who are semper fi

[Romeo]

A thread of the users in the site that you missed or got banned off the site. Resurrections included. Would appreciate if you include:

• Timeframe between when they join the site and then left the site (or banned)
• Their contributions to the site (keep it short and sweet)
• Reasons they left (or got banned)
• Final words

Bonus points

• Central alignment
• Include PFP

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@Muttnik​

Oct 7, 2014 - Sep 3, 2022
One of the oldest users of the site and one of the greatest users of the Multimedia thread, Muttnik writes the best written out thoughts and opinions on movies and animation, and his contributions on Jazz Jennings and the Schofield Family.
Potentially lost his account due to forgotten password or a burner email in the Keffals kerfuffle in September 2022.
Wish you a great journey to the stars.​

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@byuu​

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Aug 17, 2018 - Mar 8, 2023
One of the greatest shitposters in the Forum, the more based version of Byuu would give a lot of funny takes in many threads of lolcows, off-topic thread, and Articles and News for our laughs and pleasures.
Banned by dear leader for sharing malware that destroyed Chudbuds.lol to a gullible user wanting to make a Minecraft server.
Free Byuu.​

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@Ruin​

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May 18, 2014 - Sep 9, 2022
One of the most oldest users in the Forum, if you are interested in something, most likely Ruin is also interested, with great contributions and opinions to lolcow threads, off-topic threads, Articles and News, Reddit general, and US Politics.*
Lost "her" recovery email in the Keffals kerfuffle in September 2022.

Resurrected as @Sniperwoof
Joined Dec 12, 2022
Glad you're back our mercenary slut.
*I didn't lurk too far, sorry ​

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

@CatParty where are you

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

@Pointless Sperg

Was an excellent source of info during the incest saga for CWC and he will be missed

 

[Agarathium1066]

@CatParty where are you

Died the way he lived, trawling the easiest clickbait possible to get rises out of people.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I miss that one guy who would always do that thing.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Dynastia. He deleted his old account following the Great Hack of 2019, but couldn't stay away from us for long and rejoined under @Dyn. He continues to be the only respecter of women on this site.

@Feline Darkmage a literal tranny janny. Got bullied off the site as anti-trans sentiment grew. "Her" last words were a post in 2020 after several months of silence:

Check the new list

http://archive.fo/3ZXtk

Not even the wholesome christian chicken sandwiches are safe from Billy's wrath, not after what CEO Dan Cathy said

https://archive.fo/yiviH

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Also OAG has given us a new "But I have to" moment

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@The Captain who tried to help Chris-chan. He left when he realized Chris was beyond help.
@_blank_ and his wonderful comics. He left when Chris had his affair and when the anti-vaccine sentiment became too much.

 

[Colon capital V]

@L50LasPak Fuck you, you never finished your OFF Let's Sperg. It was the first and only time I bothered to find out how this game plays out

 

[Kari Kamiya]

@Judge Holden was one of the funniest, smarmiest posters on here, but must've lost his password in the Keffals scuffle. Though I think he's dropped hints he was weaning himself from the Farms by then anyway.

@It's HK-47 vanished a year ago. Perhaps his shadow government overlords caught up to him.

 

[Relinquish]

RIP to @CIA Nigger
He was a well-respected user/janny until one day he got infected with troll remorse and tried to delete byuu thread. After the incident, he got halaled. In the thread, it turns out that he was an autistic furry with a car fucking fetish

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

@MC ART actually makes some of the funniest songs I ever heard most particularly his voice. He was banned because he was spamming other people's profiles on July 2, 2022 (which I do think was warranted because nobody likes spam). I decided to make amends with him later on due to my cringeworthy responses to him when he used to be on the site. He actually made me like a song about COVID Vaccines, something I never thought was possible (Initially I thought it was crap but surprising it aged like fine wine, it was so funny). It reminds me of those artists like Legendary Stardust Cowboy, they just have so much charm. Most people don't like him though.

 

[Jason Wynn]

@Alec Benson Leary was fun to talk with. Not sure why he left.

@Gutsgetsome was an odd duck, but endearing in his own way.

I miss seeing @Army Burger and @Spedxing around as well

 

[Syaoran Li]

Cosmos was one of the best mods this site ever had, bar none and she will be missed.

Sailor_Jupiter was probably the coolest Injun I've ever met and a great Kiwi.

@Gym Leader Elesa is another Kiwi I miss and a fellow Civil War sperg

 

[Next Task]

@Hellfire and @Nontransferable were both excellent archivists, both in persistence and ability to remember pertinent details that showed when a cow's story changed. They also spent a lot of time in the bowels of Twitter, paying attention to some of the most annoying people on the planet for our amusement. They are greatly missed for their contributions to the bedrock of this site - proof that the people who have threads deserve them because they're full of shit.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

That woman (?) who claimed to have massive tits and worked as a crime scene cleanup technician, her (?) thread was very informative, haven't seen her (?) around for some time

Also that gay nigger in funny red hat who used to post in his own thread, he seemed like a nice guy

 

[Romeo]

@Fialovy​

Feb 4, 2013 - Sep 3, 2022
An ancient yet one of, if not the most wholesome user of the Lolcow Salon, Fialovy is known for her contributions in expanding the women's space through her contributions to Deathfats, Beauty Parlor, and girly threads such as Crazy Animal Ladies, Bad Wedding Trends, and Anime and Manga for Girls.
Potentially lost her account due to forgotten password or a burner email in the Keffals kerfuffle in September 2022.
Wish you peace and love in your isekai of CWCville.​

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@HiramTheGrift​

Mar 18, 2021 - Sep 9, 2022
The greatest user in the Farms in terms of being the Original Poster of many notable threads: Connor Murphy, Oli London, Ben Shapiro / Daily Wire, Frederick Brennan, and much more, and also gave a guide to teach people how to write lolcow threads. He was always interested in bringing more cows to the farms, and his contributions would be sorely missed.
Potentially lost his account due to forgotten password or a burner email in the Keffals kerfuffle in September 2022.
Too young to die, Godspeed great milker.​

 

[Aquinas 2]

@Aquinas

Lost his account from Klurffels
Former Forum Celebrity​

 

[Oats12345]

I didn't realize Ruin was gone. That sucks!!

I miss Hulk Hogan he hasn't appeared since the site went to Tor. He was funny when he would piss of conspiracy theorists. He joined in 2023 and was one of the oldest accounts. May he troll conspiracy nut jobs somewheres else.

 

[Rockin da Worm]

@Judge Holden seemed cool, but I'm likely biased because I like Blood Meridian. Was a bummer to look at his profile and realize he's gone.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

That woman (?) who claimed to have massive tits and worked as a crime scene cleanup technician, her (?) thread was very informative, haven't seen her (?) around for some time

That was one of the socks of @Niggaplease

Now, for my contribution, but quoting from the thread in the True & Honest lounge since I'm lazy

Noticed that I hadn’t seen @ConfederateIrishman in a long time and he’s been gone since September. Wonder if his email got him. Hope he’s okay

 

[Seafarer]

I didn't realize Ruin was gone. That sucks!!

I think he’s back under the username @Sniperwoof