Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?


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All I can think of is this pic:

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Pic is funny, but it's a false correlation. What's really going on is that all the people wearing flats in the pic have outward facing feet because that's how humans naturally stand. All the people teetering on high heels have parallel facing feet as a result of having to balance differently. It's the footwear, not the chromosomes. (but even in heels the troon would still look like a man)
Ritalin thinks he's intersex for some reason even though he looks like a normal man with a cow patterned penis.
But he is intersex. One of his chromosomes is clearly from a lizard, judging by his predatory gaze and limited intelligence. Edit: was attempting a joke about the fact that having that lizard sex chromosomes would count as "intersex" but not all jokes can land. I'll take my puzzle pieces.
 
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I bet he thinks he needs a belt to give him the appearance of a waist. Because damn, he has one of the most straight-up-and-down torsos I've ever seen. The fact that the belt is way too low for it to even have a chance of giving the illusion that he has any curves (other than that of his gut), well, that we can just chalk up to him being an idiot with no fashion (or any) sense.
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The wooley winter socks, with the thin skirt made more for spring or summer, combined with the ABDL onesie and man sneakers, well...That's just Rioley being Rioley!
Not certain, but i think the belt is what his costume’s tail is attached to. So that’s why he’s wearing it so low.

At least it’s not attached with a plug.
 
Something tells me if he did, we would've heard about it.
My theory is a new account we just haven’t caught whiff of yet. Wouldn’t surprise me if after this Rioley changed handles and fursonas so people wouldn’t remember the con drama. But now that has me thinking maybe the con got on raviolis ass about the whole thing and was either threatened or bribed into silence.
 
Rioley has always been considerably less active on Twitter, compared to the likes of Kevin, Wedge, Kindness, and the Korps troons. He had been inactive for weeks prior to his furry con meltdown.

Also, if he had joined club 41, odds are that Kevin, the Tranch, Korps, and other Twitter troons would be chimping out and blaming the forum for his 41%ing.
 
he’s been active in FC telegram chats so he’s probably planning on attending
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i wish he were more active. hes the male equivalent of alyssa/kindless. so much chaotic unbridled bpd entitlement. so much emotion and manipulation infused in their spergouts its hard to not want to see more
Out of all the cows on this site, no one makes me laugh harder than Rioley. How can seeing this not brighten your day a little bit?

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