ROACH WARS: The DSP x Asmongold interview megathread - Roach King vs. King Pigroach

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Will Asmongold bail on Phil last second?

  • Yes

    Votes: 17 17.0%

  • No

    Votes: 29 29.0%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 27 27.0%

  • Why does this subforum still exist? null please remove right now

    Votes: 27 27.0%
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    100
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DSP is just such a cretinous, disingenuous piece of shit. These last few minutes really show how he holds no real opinions of his own, just trying to calibrate to the audience. He really just wants to be accepted. Pathetic.
 
myone said:
DSP is just such a cretinous, disingenuous piece of shit. These last few minutes really show how he holds no real opinions of his own, just trying to calibrate to the audience. He really just wants to be accepted. Pathetic.
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Asmongold talking circles around DSP about his supposed field of expertise and the mongrel just there, smiling and nodding. Very robust.

"I completely agree with you."
 
This should make everyone appreciate how well prepared and kino the Sidescrollers interview was. I was too optimistic about Asmond being able to keep things entertaining. I’m not exactly sure who this is for, as I can’t imagine Asmonds audience would have think this is fun. I don’t really get the approach of being somewhat neutral if there is no payoff in the end.
 
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Spotted in the Asmongold discord.
 
Julia Chang said:
This is mind numbing.
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The humanizing Phil is some of the cringiest shit I've ever witnessed. Just Phil doing his pre-stream retconning every moment of his life, and being nodded to. Its Phil's dream. Yeah, totally Phil only spent 10k on WWE Champions and sold the account. Just cringe 🤢

The only hope is that it causes Phil to become even more obnoxious, higher heights to jump from.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
My favorite clip from the whole thing. Phil gets emotional just from talking to another human being.
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It's little things like these that make me realize just how sad DSP's life really is. I'm by no means a very social person but I do talk to other people every single day and having a genuine conversation with someone is a regular event. For Phil, this is a treat, something that he never gets to do, something that eludes him continuously.

It also makes me wonder more about Khet... I mean do they just not talk at all? She plays videogames, you guys don't talk about videogames together? Do you just not share the same opinions on games or anything for that matter? What the fuck?
 
Halloween23 said:
Its so astounding to me that asmon has such a huge audience. Every single clip I ever see of him he's the most boring fucker alive.
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He's boring as fuck and genuinely stews in his own filth, which is relatable to the average person watching Twitch and Kick. He had a dead rat as an alarm clock for a while because the sunlight hitting it smelled so disgusting it would wake him up.
 
Halloween23 said:
Its so astounding to me that asmon has such a huge audience. Every single clip I ever see of him he's the most boring fucker alive.
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This applies to most streamers and content creators today. The norm has become babbling about nonsense and lazy reactions.

It's one thing I've always agreed with Phil on... he's not that different from the average streamer.
 
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