ROACH WARS: The DSP x Asmongold interview megathread - Roach King vs. King Pigroach

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Will Asmongold bail on Phil last second?

  • Yes

    Votes: 17 17.0%

  • No

    Votes: 29 29.0%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 27 27.0%

  • Why does this subforum still exist? null please remove right now

    Votes: 27 27.0%
  • Total voters
    100
  • Poll closed .
There's no way Phil will do this. He's notorious for not wanting to collab with anyone because he knows he will get massive pushback from whatever person he talks to. Quartering excluded because he got his dick sucked by him for an hour and was only glazed and asked softball questions.

Phil walked into a trap too with the Sidescrollers and Kino thing. It was sheer luck that he went on their platforms thinking he wasn't going to get felted. But instead got dressed down for 5 hours from Sidescrollers and PPP and Warski just stabbed him in the back(deservedly so).
 
Not Funny said:
Phil walked into a trap too with the Sidescrollers and Kino thing. It was sheer luck that he went on their platforms thinking he wasn't going to get felted. But instead got dressed down for 5 hours from Sidescrollers and PPP and Warski just stabbed him in the back(deservedly so).
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Phil was understandably blindsided by Craig because it was the very early days of Side Scrollers before it became trash right-wing simp for e-thots drama channel yet. KC, yeah, and Phil deserved it because he was only on there to punch down on Dickers.
 
This whole thing is going to be a shitshow for Phil and Im all for it. Cant wait for the copes and crashouts after. Phil is the most dense retard on the internet if he thinks hes going to come out looking positive. Content for weeks maybe even months after today boys.
 

GTG dropped a video on his take on the announcement, he brings up that DSP wouldn't have this interview at all if it wasn't for the detractors and I wonder if Dave actually understands that. Asmong's interactions have only been with detractor content, if it wasn't for Snort Hogan and whoever else, he would be blissfully ignorant.
 
The funny thing is Phil was actually quiet irrelevant in the bigger scheme of things. none of the bigger documentarians had touched him (Frederick Knutsen was the only big one). Then suddenly we get a bigger flood. Turkey Tom has a huge doc with millions of views then came the VTubers making fun of his gameplay, then came Joon dropping a 4 hour doc, August the duck shitting on the begging Phil,, Mike Clum tried to and was rejected and of course never forget the TikTok version of TIHYDP, the game journo meme. So I guess the Internet does look at him. Looks at him and laughs their collective ass of how this mongoloid who started 16 years ago is still here and has learned NOTHING about his work. Gundam said years ago: Phil never evolved. His tools might change but he himself never evolved. He thinks himself as having improved but he isn't. Didn't Asmon also called him something of a "generational beggar"? He started with begging for views on his TopHatzers site, tzhen begged for money on youtube (Paypal and click the ads) then it toned down to views before increasing again to money (and no I don't believe for a second him deleting videos was the reason. It is just his comfy scapegoat to distract that he fell into a panic despite having Machinima at his back at that point)
 
From what I get asmong has been quiet in messages. There's still a possibility dsp just stays alone waiting for his new bf after his intro.
And then he'll throw a temper tantrum because asmong won't bend the knee to his holy schedule.

If we look at what little evidence we have it seems like last monday asmong was willing to come right up on the ""podcast"" and it's phil who insisted on doing it the next week so he can "hype up the event".
 
Let’s get some predictions.

❤️ Asmongold owns Phil and it’s detractor’s 12/25
🗿 Asmongold’s lack of DSP knowledge gives an extremely boring interview where nothing happens, no L’s or W’s
🤔 Phil puts on a clinic and comes across as sympathetic and gains fans from Asmongold
✅ Asmongold stands Phil up
ℹ️ Kat Burnell (Phil’s wife) is a fat bitch
 
Phil was mad yesterday because people wanted Asmongold to ask him about WWE Champions in the Reddit suggestion thread. It’s like a big band getting pissed that the crowd keeps asking them to play their hit song at every show.

Phil has so many hidden gems like “rainy day fund” and “pouring grease down the toilet,” but the fans keep holding him back by begging for the breakout hits like WWE Champions, “give her a pill,” and “launch meat sandwiches.”
 
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