✨ Celebrity Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna

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I'm so down for this thread.

I can't tell who the bad guy is. Rob sucks and is a fatty, but hates his family and hooked up with Chyna (which is awesome)

Chyna is a gold digger, but fucks with the Kardashians and got Rob to lose weight.

It's beautiful.
 
That day chyna left rob and cleaned out the refrigerator I could hear the cleaning ladies dying of laughter as Wendy Williams talked about it. That is the extent of my karchyna knowledge
 
I don't really follow the Kardashians but I saw that they were both trending on Twriter, so I looked into it. Apparently, Rob got banned from IG by posting Chyna's nudes and basically spilled a bunch of tea about their relationship.

I mean, assuming he's being sincere, it sucks that he got his heart broken by someone he loved and who was just using him this entire time but it's still super sleazy to post nudes even if Chyna is guilty of all the things he accused her of. They're both lolcows. Can't say that this drama isn't entertaining though.
 
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I saw them being posted about constantly today, I thought about posting but realized this thread was kinda dead and I was the only one that cared. I'm glad that's not true @TheMightyMonarch

To fill everyone in:
1. Rob and Chyna split up
2. Rob and Chyna get back together (a few weeks ago) after several monthes
3. Last week (?) Rob is told Chyna is cheating
4. Rob confronts Chyna and the dude, both deny it.
5. Yesterday (?) Other dude posted a pic of him in chyna's bed, while wearing rob's Versace rob.
6. Rob loses it, and posts naked pics of chyna on ig, gets deleted, he posts them again, deleted again. I think he also posted on twitter (?)

Chyna fucked herself by "liking" the pics, and therefore pretty much screwing her from claiming revenge porn laws.

I hate that I know this shit, I know way more about rob then any other kardashian.

Edit: oh and rob is claiming chyna is on drugs.
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
I saw them being posted about constantly today, I thought about posting but realized this thread was kinda dead and I was the only one that cared. I'm glad that's not true @TheMightyMonarch

To fill everyone in:
1. Rob and Chyna split up
2. Rob and Chyna get back together (a few weeks ago) after several monthes
3. Last week (?) Rob is told Chyna is cheating
4. Rob confronts Chyna and the dude, both deny it.
5. Yesterday (?) Other dude posted a pic of him in chyna's bed, while wearing rob's Versace rob.
6. Rob loses it, and posts naked pics of chyna on ig, gets deleted, he posts them again, deleted again. I think he also posted on twitter (?)

Chyna fucked herself by "liking" the pics, and therefore pretty much screwing her from claiming revenge porn laws.

I hate that I know this shit, I know way more about rob then any other kardashian.

Edit: oh and rob is claiming chyna is on drugs.
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>man says he isn't with bc
>posts pictures in her bed, with rob's robe
cucked
 
Why don't we have a Kardashian-Jenner megathread already?
 
It is stupid as fuck to post revenge porn of someone who's already made money doing regular porn. Everybody's already seen it and now you just look like an immature ass.

Everything about Rob & Chyna is just the dumbest, most petty shit. Seriously, Rob hooks up with the ex and baby mama of the dude his baby sister is banging and can't see the forest for the goddamned trees? She had nothing but money and spite on the mind from the fucking get-go. Now he wises up, after the entirety of the internet has been screaming the reality of the situation at him. Jesus Christ.
 
YouTubeyStar said:
It is stupid as fuck to post revenge porn of someone who's already made money doing regular porn. Everybody's already seen it and now you just look like an immature ass.

Everything about Rob & Chyna is just the dumbest, most petty shit. Seriously, Rob hooks up with the ex and baby mama of the dude his baby sister is banging and can't see the forest for the goddamned trees? She had nothing but money and spite on the mind from the fucking get-go. Now he wises up, after the entirety of the internet has been screaming the reality of the situation at him. Jesus Christ.
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There are F list celebs on youtube that have their shit together more than these two. Rob should thank his lucky stars for his last name every single night.
 
thejackal said:
There are F list celebs on youtube that have their shit together more than these two. Rob should thank his lucky stars for his last name every single night.
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Dude shoulda never gotten fat. At least if he kept his fuckin six pack he could've kept up with modeling, rode his looks as much as he could have. Now he's a morbidly obese "sock designer," who's most notable accomplishment is getting owned by a chick with an ass full of silicone and cement, and a brain to match.

It's actually ironic, Rob is the precious namesake of ~*~Robert Kardashian~*~ intelligent notable lawyer/you'd think he was Zeus the way his daughters talk about him, and HE'S the bimbo of the bunch. His sisters just look at their own bowel movements and figure out a way to turn them into money, god bless those greedy capitalistic sluts' hearts. lmaooo
 
YouTubeyStar said:
Dude shoulda never gotten fat. At least if he kept his fuckin six pack he could've kept up with modeling, rode his looks as much as he could have. Now he's a morbidly obese "sock designer," who's most notable accomplishment is getting owned by a chick with an ass full of silicone and cement, and a brain to match.

It's actually ironic, Rob is the precious namesake of ~*~Robert Kardashian~*~ intelligent notable lawyer/you'd think he was Zeus the way his daughters talk about him, and HE'S the bimbo of the bunch. His sisters just look at their own bowel movements and figure out a way to turn them into money, god bless those greedy capitalistic sluts' hearts. lmaooo
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Weirdly Rob and Kourtney are the only ones in the family who graduated from uni. He has a business degree from USC, yet he acts and speaks like a white trash wigger. He's got all kinds of connections & pathways to easy money that most people don't have, yet he managed to fuck it up completely.
 
Ariel said:
Weirdly Rob and Kourtney are the only ones in the family who graduated from uni. He has a business degree from USC, yet he acts and speaks like a white trash wigger. He's got all kinds of connections & pathways to easy money that most people don't have, yet he managed to fuck it up completely.
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He can wipe his ass with his degree if he has no idea how to utilize it and kiss good bye to money if he does not know how to behave properly.
 
BethTwo said:
He can wipe his ass with his degree if he has no idea how to utilize it and kiss good bye to money if he does not know how to behave properly.
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You realize his last name is "Kardashian" right? It's a universal signifier of an absolute garbage person.
 
Her interview on TV was very telling. The smug look on her face at the press conference with her lawyer was too. It's not like any of us were surprised, but she has no tact whatsoever. (Also not surprising). I've wondered if this is all a publicity stunt her and Rob planned together. After all, plenty of people have seen her naked.
 
AnOminous said:
You realize his last name is "Kardashian" right? It's a universal signifier of an absolute garbage person.
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Garbage, yet extremely good at PR/media manipulation. They went from being reliant on Bruce/Caitlyns helicopter business to Prestige Worldwide ending up making hundreds of millions.
 
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