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He's still featured on geek.com so I can only imagine it hasn't done fuck all.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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He's still featured on geek.com so I can only imagine it hasn't done fuck all.
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It's going to take him actually threatening to kill someone for him to get fired.
And the master of none...Well other than being wrong at 95% of everything
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Fucking get over Comey already.
"If you don't agree with me, you don't deserve a career!"
I'd love to see how well an SJW sporting goods store would fare.
Still doesn't excuse him, numbnuts.
More narcissism.
"Why can't nobody question me?"
I don't even think he'll live to see 51. And if he does, he'll still be nowhere in life.
I usually post whole threads and solitary tweets with no alterations, but sure, it's my fault that you can't keep your mouth shut.
"If you don't agree with me, you don't deserve a career!"
I'd love to see how well an SJW sporting goods store would fare.
Still doesn't excuse him, numbnuts.
More narcissism.
"Why can't nobody question me?"
I don't even think he'll live to see 51. And if he does, he'll still be nowhere in life.
I usually post whole threads and solitary tweets with no alterations, but sure, it's my fault that you can't keep your mouth shut.
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I imagine one could make it into a big deal for Trump quite easily if they didn't also make ice-cream scoops and salt shakers a big deal, among many other minute things.Still doesn't excuse him, numbnuts.
It's the old signal and noise thing.
"Career"
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It's amazing how unlikable Bob is. I cannot imagine anyone wanting to be around him or purposely interact with him in any way.
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"live to see 51"
The only people who really seem to put up with his shit is his family. And I'm starting to theorize that they do it just out of pity rather then genuine care.
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You know, everytime I hear Bob Chipman talk about taking up arms and fighting in an actual hot Civil War, I think of this scene:
I imagine Bob's attack would go about this well. Also, I imagine him with a Mario puppet on his hand going "Oh! That's-a no good!" every time he slips and falls.
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I can't figure out the bigger laugh: that Bob actually thinks he'd be of any use in any kind of armed conflict (I imagine the Russians might have dined on him for a few weeks at Stalingrad), or that he believes he has a "career" to derail in the first place.
Best part is when he squirms and marblemouths how his problem isn't with POC, oh no, no, please, don't pound my marshmallow white ass.
Bob consistently fails to grasp that the full context of his remarks almost never helps him. Just answering a tweet by calling someone "Internet Nobody" is so revealing of his profound narcissism and smug assholery that nothing will make that look better, and that's before we get to his insane political screeds.
It's something I always wonder when I read this thread: could this guy possibly this much of an insufferable dickhead in the real world? I would love to hear more stories of his meatspace behavior than we've heard to date, but I suppose he's too much of a shut-in for that to happen.
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Bob calls someone an “Internet Nobody” like that’s somehow worse than being Bob Chipman.
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I remember Bob saying something similar about wanting to remove James Woods from Kingdom Hearts for the same reason. Nobody cares the voices of their favorite cartoon characters are done by Conservatives. It is amazing how much this bothers Bob. Unless the actor did something horrible people would rather have the original voice over a replacement.
Bob knows what a Pepe is. So is he not functional? Also, I can say first hand I have seen people wear clothing of older mascots for other teams. They don't seem like racist people to me.
I thought Bob already derailed his career 4 - 5 years ago?
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My favorite instances of Bob's retorts backfiring on him is whenever someone pulls out that picture of him dressed as Mario. His response is always something like, "Oh no. I'm so ashamed of that photo I put out on the Internet myself."
He just doesn't understand that putting out this picture ON PURPOSE makes him look worse.
And yes, this post is mostly just an excuse to laugh at the saddest photograph ever taken once again.
He just doesn't understand that putting out this picture ON PURPOSE makes him look worse.
And yes, this post is mostly just an excuse to laugh at the saddest photograph ever taken once again.
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Bob doesn't want to take up arms because he has no feet.
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"I've been working for 36 years..." So, you've been working since the day you were born?
"I'm stepping away."
*Continues to engage*
"Creative class"
"I'm stepping away."
*Continues to engage*
"Creative class"
Because a man who said that he wouldn't feel sympathetic if miners died is the best kind of authority.
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Bobby doesn't have to worry about having to "eke out the next 60-70 years living". Oh boy.
"As an adult I don't consider 'everyone ELSE has to eat radioactive dirt too' as equality." -- only obsolete mayonnaise ghouls have to eat radioactive dirt; genius elites like Bobby can have his deep-dish pizzas, fried turkeys, and cheap wine coolers as always.
"As an adult I don't consider 'everyone ELSE has to eat radioactive dirt too' as equality." -- only obsolete mayonnaise ghouls have to eat radioactive dirt; genius elites like Bobby can have his deep-dish pizzas, fried turkeys, and cheap wine coolers as always.
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I'd make a joke about Bob being a starving artist, but we all know he ain't starving.
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If the diabetes doesn't get him beforehand, Bob would either eat all available resources before age 50 or collapse under his own weight thus becoming a miniature black hole sucking in all of Boston.
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