Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

"The America that matters" is probably the dumbest catchphrase ever.

Some Austrian asshole apparently took "the master race" before Bob could use it. What bad luck.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Some Austrian asshole apparently took "the master race" before Bob could use it. What bad luck.

Given that Bob has spouted endlessly about the Coastal states and how much more culturally superior they are, has Bob ever posted himself actually going to an art museum, history museum, play, or anything one would consider even traditionally "more cultured" in any respect?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Given that Bob has spouted endlessly about the Coastal states and how much more culturally superior they are, has Bob ever posted himself actually going to an art museum, history museum, play, or anything one would consider even traditionally "more cultured" in any respect?

Of course not. Bob for all his talk about "culture" is about as far removed from it as possible. He's a basement-dwelling shut in whose only form of social interaction is Twitter. The only time he leaves his house is for a fast food run or the occasional con.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Given that Bob has spouted endlessly about the Coastal states and how much more culturally superior they are, has Bob ever posted himself actually going to an art museum, history museum, play, or anything one would consider even traditionally "more cultured" in any respect?

You mean watching Black Panther for a 5th time to "help the black community" and somehow get basic facts wrong about a movie he'd then have watched FIVE times? MCU is the most cultural thing to exist.

 

[thismanlies]

You sound like a goddamn mob boss.
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Bob can have the America that "matters." It's limited to the walls of his basement.

 

[Mola Ram]

You mean watching Black Panther for a 5th time to "help the black community" and somehow get basic facts wrong about a movie he'd then have watched FIVE times? MCU is the most cultural thing to exist.

The closest Bob ever comes to culture is when he passes the yogurt section in the dairy aisle with a disgusted shudder.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob trying to look cultured.

Yeah, Young Frankenstein.

But those shitty Splinter posters he made are a point of pride.

But sleeping on a foam mattress that hardens in the winter is just the height of luxury.

I'm not even from Georgia and I still feel insulted.

My reaction wouldn't be "Huh." but "Wow, I have to get off my fat ass." Then again, I'm not Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah, Young Frankenstein.

Is Bob, film historian extraordinaire, aware of the very famous silent horror film that predated James Whale's take on Frankenstein by several years? German film, covering the more mythological origins of the "bring life to a nonliving object" story?

It was called The Golem.

 

[RockVolnutt]

The closest Bob ever comes to culture is when he passes the yogurt section in the dairy aisle with a disgusted shudder.

You don't think Bob would even eat the yogurt that comes with chocolate pieces/candy he can mix in?

 

[Mola Ram]

You don't think Bob would even eat the yogurt that comes with chocolate pieces/candy he can mix in?

Kind of a waste when he just scarfs down the candy and throws the yogurt in the trash.

 

[Red Hood]

He'd bitch so hard the moment I start flinging all the Paradoxes he accrued right back at him given his tendency to fantasize about power/revenge fantasies and an inability to read or understand the setting.

In retrospect, I'm a bit impressed Bob never tried to pretend he had more geek cred by going down the pen and paper/LARP route. I reckon it's probably because even that crowd is too sociable for him.

Even though dumb/edgy/exceptional character ideas come with the territory of PnP, having read Bob's "pitches" for "movies", let's just say even the closet furry that insisted on playing a werewolf in the last group I DM'd would have laughed their ass off at the lame shit he comes up with. Maybe he did try...and was promptly called out for his bullshit by other people he'd have to face in person.

Yeah, Young Frankenstein.
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But Frankenstein isn't necessarily a Jewish surname, Bob. It really isn't even much of a surname at all, probably being borrowed from the Frankenstein Castle. While one could probably stretch and make the connection of anti-Semitic sentiment driving some part of Mary Shelley's decision to name the character and novel Frankenstein (although Anti-Catholic sentiment is usually the religious ideal expressed through Gothic fiction), I don't think there's much to this. Kind of like the name "Dracula" is more historical window-dressing than explicitly stating The Count is Vlad Tepes. You're looking for significance where there is none.

Which, to be completely fair, is exactly what a present day education in literature or media would train one to do.

 

[Emperor Julian]

He keeps talking about crushing or smashing his percieved foes but the truth is these people don't go anywhere, they'll still be voting for trump even if you use boycotts to fuck with them. Hell they might decide to return the favour and fuck you right back.

 

[Red Hood]

He keeps talking about crushing or smashing his percieved foes but the truth is these people don't go anywhere, they'll still be voting for trump even if you use boycotts to fucking with them. Hell they might decide to return the favour and fuck you right back.

The only thing we can confidently say that Bob will crush is the next folding chair that has the misfortune of being under his ass.

 

[Diabeetus]

He keeps talking about crushing or smashing his percieved foes but the truth is these people don't go anywhere, they'll still be voting for trump even if you use boycotts to fuck with them. Hell they might decide to return the favour and fuck you right back.

It’s funny because he doesn’t really do anything to achieve or back up these threats. All he can do is shit-talk them on Twitter or maybe make a shitty video/book on them. I doubt he’s even gone to a protest. He doesn’t understand that activism is built on risk and self-sacrifice for the greater good. He wants to “change” shit from the safety of his home, not realizing that he has zero chance to actually make an impact.

He is slactivism personified, and it’s fucking disgusting.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

But Frankenstein isn't necessarily a Jewish surname, Bob. It really isn't even much of a surname at all, probably being borrowed from the Frankenstein Castle. While one could probably stretch and make the connection of anti-Semitic sentiment driving some part of Mary Shelley's decision to name the character and novel Frankenstein (although Anti-Catholic sentiment is usually the religious ideal expressed through Gothic fiction), I don't think there's much to this. Kind of like the name "Dracula" is more historical window-dressing than explicitly stating The Count is Vlad Tepes. You're looking for significance where there is none.

Which, to be completely fair, is exactly what a present day education in literature or media would train one to do.

Oh for fuck...i don't recall if Victor Frankenstein (which is a Germanic surname more than a Jewish one) is ever even established to have a religion. The book is more about pushing the limits to far and taking things to places you shouldn't go, which is why the boat captain chooses to turn around in the end instead of press on into the arctic.

You could make the argument that Frankenstein's monster draws on the Jewish golems or "Tammuz" but that is a massive stretch when said golems were supposed to be divinely powered while Frankenstein's creation is a perversion of God's design. To top this minirant off, i haven't even read Frankenstein and i know this.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He keeps talking about crushing or smashing his percieved foes but the truth is these people don't go anywhere, they'll still be voting for trump even if you use boycotts to fuck with them. Hell they might decide to return the favour and fuck you right back.

He's the ultimate keyboard commando. He'll talk all kinds of shit because he's safe behind a computer screen, but the bravado suddenly disappears when on the outside. I would love to see Bob in a confrontation with somebody he looks down upon and have them actually confront Bob on all the bullshit that comes out of his mouth. I would love for it to be recorded and put on YouTube, because there is no way it isn't great: either he runs away like the pussy he truly is, or actually has to back up his bullshit and get humiliated in that arena.

Or he decides to actually resort to physical violence against someone, which results in him receiving the most well deserved ass kicking in history.

 

[AnOminous]

I've been with thew MCU firsthand when I was younger. No one gives a shit about that stupid kid.
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Bob Chipman.

"The America that matters" is probably the dumbest catchphrase ever.

It's useful for one thing, and that's letting you know you're reading a complete shithead.

It’s funny because he doesn’t really do anything to achieve or back up these threats. All he can do is shit-talk them on Twitter or maybe make a shitty video/book on them. I doubt he’s even gone to a protest. He doesn’t understand that activism is built on risk and self-sacrifice for the greater good. He wants to “change” shit from the safety of his home, not realizing that he has zero chance to actually make an impact.

He is slactivism personified, and it’s fucking disgusting.

But he's literally God. "In Bob We Trust." He has followers who will go out and destroy Evil America in his name!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

He's the ultimate keyboard commando. He'll talk all kinds of shit because he's safe behind a computer screen, but the bravado suddenly disappears when on the outside. I would love to see Bob in a confrontation with somebody he looks down upon and have them actually confront Bob on all the bullshit that comes out of his mouth. I would love for it to be recorded and put on YouTube, because there is no way it isn't great: either he runs away like the pussy he truly is, or actually has to back up his bullshit and get humiliated in that arena.

Bob would act like the dismissive and condescending jackass he is on Twitter, but probably even louder because I get the impression that he believes that the loudest voice wins. Given his own borderline-psychotic delusions of his "superior" intellect, he has insulated himself from humiliation.

Or he decides to actually resort to physical violence against someone, which results in him receiving the most well deserved ass kicking in history.

That would be a hilariously one-sided fight. Bob may talk a big game, but I refuse to believe that this walking sack of adipose has ever been in a real fight in his life. As I stated before, he is in poor physical condition and his coordination likely nonexistent.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh for fuck...i don't recall if Victor Frankenstein (which is a Germanic surname more than a Jewish one) is ever even established to have a religion.

If he did, it was Catholic. He attended university at Ingolstadt, a traditionally Catholic college. He is described as Genevese, and as intellectually influenced by Cornelius Agrippa, Paracelsus, and Albertus Magnus, all either Catholics or possibly Catholic schismatics. Also his Wikipedia article explicitly identifies him as Roman Catholic, although I don't know whether that's an inference or specific.

As usual, Bob's "hot takes" are hot steaming loads of shit.

 

[RockVolnutt]

If he did, it was Catholic. He attended university at Ingolstadt, a traditionally Catholic college. He is described as Genevese, and as intellectually influenced by Cornelius Agrippa, Paracelsus, and Albertus Magnus, all either Catholics or possibly Catholic schismatics. Also his Wikipedia article explicitly identifies him as Roman Catholic, although I don't know whether that's an inference or specific.

As usual, Bob's "hot takes" are hot steaming loads of shit.

He saw "stein" and immediately went to "OY VEY, MR. SHEKELSTEIN, DID YOU JEW ANY GOYIM TODAY? BETTER BE CAREFUL OR IT'LL BE ANUDDAH SHOAH!"

There is a high probability that I described his train of thought.