Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Flexo said:
Exactly. I'm willing to bet if we had some kind of time telescope and could look at the past, we'd see Bob (before he was fat) wandering up to kids like, "Did you know, Mario is from Brooklyn?" Only for the blue-color kids to say, "Nobody cares, Bob!"

Heh, that does make me realize, I wonder if any of his antagonists on twitter have pointed out that if he's so anti-blue color now, then should he love Yoshi's Island since it makes Mario not a blue-color american?
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No, because then he could never visit Mario if he's not from Brooklyn. Also Mario is more famous than Jesus and Mickey Mouse so he's part of The Elitea.
 
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Note the scummy elision here. Bob is implying that he only spoke so intemperately of people who push insane conspiracy theories about the Parkland shooting (and, by extension, the idiot conspiracy theorists who come out of the woodwork every time something like this happens, jabbering about crisis actors and what have you). That's not something a lot of people will be completely unsympathetic to -- Lord knows I'm apt to say some pretty awful things about 9/11 conspiracy theorists. The problem is, as everyone on this thread knows, Bob speaks that way about everyone who disagrees with him to the right. You don't have to be an asshole suggesting the kids at Sandy Hook were murdered by the government to trigger his anger. Of course, he might just honestly believe everyone to the right of the Chamber of Commerce believes this nonsense. He is that stupid, after all. Either way it's of a piece with his intellectual dishonesty and wretched analytical skills.

Also LOL at the "signal boosting" crap. This is the same stuff he was offering to do for the people who marched on 3/24. He really overestimates his influence, doesn't he?
 
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What? "Bad and wrong solutions to a problem"? How can these even exist?
There are no bad and wrong solutions as long as the target is right!
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
The thing is, I'm starting to wonder if Bob actually was bullied. I have a theory that Bob was actually a sociopath in school, and that his behavior alienated him from his classmates. He likely acted extremely smug to them or worse actually threatened them with harm. They in turn rejected him or defended themselves from him, and he interpreted that as him being "bullied for being different".
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His extremely likely autism makes me suspect he was bullied for his obsession with Mario and whatnot as a kid. He has said in the past that he was bullied in grade school but once he had a growth spurt in middle/high school his bullies left him alone. This is also when they started playing video games because the PS1 came out and that's why Bob despises 3d games in general and sports/shooting games in particular.

Parents of bullied children often try and soothe their child's ego by telling them they are bullied because their peers are jealous of them. In practice, this often isn't the case instead of them being bullied for diverging from social norms and the usual cruel humor bullies derive from ostracizing their peers. Kids who subscribe to this attitude often develop a superiority complex and elevate themselves through their victimhood to think they're morally superior for being bullied (sound familiar?).

I was fed the same rhetoric by my parents in middle school that I was being bullied because I was smarter than other kids. Fortunately young me was stupid enough to say something along the lines of "you only bully me because you're jealous I get better grades you!" to one of my bullies, only to discover he had nearly the same grades I did. To this day I am grateful that particular illusion was shattered, lest I become the same kind of manchild trapped in middle school that Bob is.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
I so want to lock Moviebob in a room with Kurt Eichenwald. Just to see what would happen. Make it a small room. With no food...
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They’d make plans to the start the Fourth Reich....

Before Bob’s first pains of hungers kick in after 10 minutes and he eats Kurt alive.
 
The thing about the YouTube shooter is she doesn't appear to be a practicing Muslim and seems to be a conspiratorial libertarian, if this was a white man or woman Bob would rant about evil right wingers but because skin is all that's important to Bob he must defend Islam from the acts of an individual Iranian-American woman who appears to have nothing to do with Islam.
 
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This reply suggests you are.
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Well I'm not, and leave the Star Trek references to Mike Stoklasa.
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I see the replies aren't getting any better either.
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It's a meme among Scots, Bob.
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And lastly, Bob giving in to the throes of his delusions.
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FitBitch said:
The thing about the YouTube shooter is she doesn't appear to be a practicing Muslim and seems to be a conspiratorial libertarian, if this was a white man or woman Bob would rant about evil right wingers but because skin is all that's important to Bob he must defend Islam from the acts of an individual Iranian-American woman who appears to have nothing to do with Islam.
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Bahai aren't Moslem. In fact, courtesy of Islam, they're one of the most oppressed religions on the planet. In Iran they don't get the pass Zoroastrians get, since they can't claim they're simply following the faith of their forefathers since time immemorial. Nope. They're all considered apostates. And we all know how well apostates get treated by the Religion of Peace.™

My sense is Bob will wait until consensus forms among the Woke on the matter of the shooter's religion, then he'll waddle over to the bandwagon and metaphorically jump on it. No way is Bob going to do otherwise. I'm guessing they all ignore it, since it could raise nothing but uncomfortable questions. Meaning he will as well.
 
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Elwood P. Dowd said:
Bahai aren't Moslem. In fact, courtesy of Islam, they're one of the most oppressed religions on the planet. In Iran they don't get the pass Zoroastrians get, since they can't claim they're simply following the faith of their forefathers since time immemorial. Nope. They're all considered apostates. And we all know how well apostates get treated by the Religion of Peace.™

My sense is Bob will wait until consensus forms among the Woke on the matter of the shooter's religion, then he'll waddle over to the bandwagon and metaphorically jump on it. No way is Bob going to do otherwise. I'm guessing they all ignore it, since it could raise nothing but uncomfortable questions. Meaning he will as well.
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That's really what I'm saying is he wants to imply people are going to be like "damn dirty terrorists" (and I'm sure there will be) but anyone who looks at who she is is going to be able to not bring race or religion into her actions but Blob, being the superior intellectual he is, easily fell into that trap while calling everyone else trapped with him the idiots.
 
Off topic, but does anyone know what Bob's actual weight is? Fat jokes aside, I think he weights about 275 pounds.
 
Godzilla@1989 said:
Off topic, but does anyone know what Bob's actual weight is? Fat jokes aside, I think he weights about 275 pounds.
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He has to way more then that. Does anyone know how tall he is? That would be a beginning point to determine it. My guess would be that he's slightly over 6'0. If I had to guess his weight from there, I would say he's likely in the mid-300's.
 
LordofCringe7206 said:
He has to way more then that. Does anyone know how tall he is? That would be a beginning point to determine it. My guess would be that he's slightly over 6'0. If I had to guess his weight from there, I would say he's likely in the mid-300's.
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I feel like his 6'1. He would look different if he were in the mid-300's.
 
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