Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[cypocryphy]

Remember, only the regions are obsolete.
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Bob is 2 years older than me, that means he was 8 when the 80's ended. There's no way in hell he knew anything about current events or politics at age fuckin' 8.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Bob is 2 years older than me, that means he was 8 when the 80's ended. There's no way in hell he knew anything about current events or politics at age fuckin' 8.

That does sound like his ego, and unrealistic outlook on himself talking. Which is unsurprising.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Remember Bob's "joke" where he was asking around if it was possible that some random undetectable mutation is responsible for the existence of people who don't share his world view?

 

[Rekkington]

I don't trust him with his niece.

Also no feet.
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Hawkeye's one.

It's so jarring seeing someone like Bob surrounded by an undoubtedly more balanced and successful family.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is 2 years older than me, that means he was 8 when the 80's ended. There's no way in hell he knew anything about current events or politics at age fuckin' 8.

Yeah, I have four years on Bob, and I can tell you that in the Reagan years my only understanding of politics was the occasional Bloom County punchline I didn't understand. The idea that he remembers sweet fuck-all about the political situation from 1981-1989 is ludicrous on its face.

 

[Crippled_Retard]

Imagine someone dissing South Carolina-style barbecue sauce.

If he's dissing southern food I'd hate to imagine what he likes to the point of getting where he is now

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob is 2 years older than me, that means he was 8 when the 80's ended. There's no way in hell he knew anything about current events or politics at age fuckin' 8.

I mean when I was eight the Invasion of Iraq happened. I basically understood that it happened, and that it was a war. But I didn't exactly understand why it was happening (aside from our teachers explaining to us why it was happening in child terms), the deeper controversy behind it, or the political ramifications behind it.

Bob's so full of shit I'm surprised it isn't spilling out of him at this point.

 

[Zaryiu]

Bob doesn't uderstand that HE is the obselete one pushing an INFERIOR future

 

[Hiragana]

Are there any farmers in Marvel comics or MCU? If it isn't featured in capeshit, it doesn't exist for Bobby.

DC Comics have the Kent family. Maybe related to his dislike of rural communities. Obsolete DC, featuring obsolete farmers.

 

[[username]]

I mean when I was eight the Invasion of Iraq happened. I basically understood that it happened, and that it was a war. But I didn't exactly understand why it was happening (aside from our teachers explaining to us why it was happening in child terms), the deeper controversy behind it, or the political ramifications behind it.

Bob's so full of shit I'm surprised it isn't spilling out of him at this point.

But it is spilling out of him. Have you seen his Twitter?

 

[TheImportantFart]

I don't trust him with his niece.

Also no feet.
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[Red Hood]

I don't trust him with his niece.

Also no feet.
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Hawkeye's one.

I wouldn't trust him with a spoiled ham sandwich.

 

[A Random]

He looks so fucking smug.

That's not YOUR child, fatass, you have nothing to be proud of. Your brother had to do more for her than you ever had to.

Jeez, imagine if Bob HAD to raise her because his brother died or something. I think the mother's family would try to take her away ASAP.

 

[TheImportantFart]

He looks so fucking smug.

That's not YOUR child, fatass, you have nothing to be proud of. Your brother had to do more for her than you ever had to.

Jeez, imagine if Bob HAD to raise her because his brother died or something. I think the mother's family would try to take her away ASAP.

Real talk: his niece is adorable and it saddens me that once she gets old enough Bob will probably start indoctrinating her into believing in his Superior Future, assuming he hasn't already started.

 

[Done]

I'm just relieved he doesn't wear newsboy caps, which given his absurd Boston boosterism is something of a minor miracle.

Oh I wouldn't be so relieved if I were you..

 

[Positron]

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I'm just disturbed that the girl looks overweight. She lives with some really bad examples.

 

[Flexo]

I don't trust him with his niece.

Also no feet.
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But Bob, per you, only obsolete idiots believe that fetuses are people, so what exactly are you celebrating in that picture?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Architecturebob's back.

Did the MyPillow guy flip him off or something?

They don't make CSI shows anymore, numbnuts.

Being salty towards Jonathan Blow.

tfw a convicted pedophile's done more with his career than Bob has.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

A picture of Bob holding a child. How nice. If only he'd listen and change his ways he too could have kids of his own.

His whole family seems quite normal. They probably know he turned himself into a lolcow, but at least they don't live in a place prone to JULAYing unlike 14BLC, and they aren't a nuclear family like the Chandlers are.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

tfw a convicted pedophile's done more with his career than Bob has.
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The dog can bark loudly, but his bite is nothing to be afraid. I mean I laughed outloud that Moviebob thinks he can do more than him despite his ideas being terrible is nothing short of comedy gold.

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I'm more scared to think he'll try to indoctrinate the girl, and give her very narrow minded solutions despite violence not being the solution.