Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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LordofCringe7206 said:
What did Bob actually do before YouTube? I remember he mentioned working in his book, but what was it exactly that he did? Because that tweet is amazing and so revealing. He legitimately doesn't understand how real life obligations and responsibilities like a job can get in the way of other things a person wants to do. I can't even grasp how a person this stupid, combative, childish, angry and lazy could actually survive a mere couple of hours in a real job setting. Let alone however long he worked before he gave up and found his small audience on YouTube.

Also, a fitting tweet that he retweeted:

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I think it's worth pointing out that his dismissal of that tweet isn't revealing of his work ethic or understanding of the workforce so much as it is another example of his intellectual dishonesty, which I keep coming back to as it is so brazen.

From what I can tell, it's not that he doesn't understand what LeeroyGoldstein meant about having obligations. It's that he intentionally misread his tweet to imply that Leeroy was insinuating the BLM marchers were unemployed, playing into the "lazy blacks" stereotype. As @Sexy Times Hitler pointed out, "context is everything," and Bob was deliberately ignoring the full context of the tweet to snidely imply Leeroy is a racist, therefore he need not pay any attention to anything he says.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
What did Bob actually do before YouTube? I remember he mentioned working in his book, but what was it exactly that he did? Because that tweet is amazing and so revealing. He legitimately doesn't understand how real life obligations and responsibilities like a job can get in the way of other things a person wants to do. I can't even grasp how a person this stupid, combative, childish, angry and lazy could actually survive a mere couple of hours in a real job setting. Let alone however long he worked before he gave up and found his small audience on YouTube.

Also, a fitting tweet that he retweeted:

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I think he worked somewhere like a Gamestop or the video game section of a Best Buy.
 
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If he's considering a career change to "Foodiebob", well, that's JoeysWorldTour is for.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
If he's considering a career change to "Foodiebob", well, that's JoeysWorldTour is for.
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While I believe that originally that Food Stamps had a noble purpose, in honesty all they have become is simply subsidies for food and grocery corporations who will further drive prices up because they have that sweet government money. Perhaps a retool of food stamps should focus more locally to at least keep the money in the local region rather going towards some souless Multi-national Walmart. Given that subsidies are also given to Wheat(Starch that transforms into sugar), Sugar, and Corn(Starch/sugar), it shouldn't be surprising that all that food is fucking terrible for us and why the obesity is getting to be as bad as a problem as it is.

To bring it all back, Bob is worried about this because he knows once that sweet Hipster welfare money runs out in 5 years or less, he is going to need government subsidies to live and being fat needs his sugary stuff.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
If he's considering a career change to "Foodiebob", well, that's JoeysWorldTour is for.
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I feel so bad for the poor waiter that got stuck serving Bob. Can you imagine? You work at this nice little restaurant when all of a sudden this lumbering creature wearing an ill fitting suit jacket over a Mario t-shirt waddles in babbling in a nearly incomprehensible Boston accent.

"Tayba fah one."

"What?"

"Ah you a submental Trump saportah? "People" like you ah holding back the superiah fyoucha."

"What?"
 
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PurpleDude said:
I feel so bad for the poor waiter that got stuck serving Bob. Can you imagine? You work at this nice little restaurant when all of a sudden this lumbering creature wearing an ill fitting suit jacket over a Mario t-shirt waddles in babbling in a nearly incomprehensible Boston accent.

"Tayba fah one."

"What?"

"Ah you a submental Trump saportah? "People" like you ah holding back the superiah fyoucha."

"What?"
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I would only assume that the waiter in question knows how to deal with special needs people and would simply play along with his retardation till it he could find his wrangler.
 
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Chompy said:
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Bob could be Tekken's Bob? The problem is while Tekken Bob is fat, he also moves real fast and can fight real well. Maybe CG anything besides the "stand around silently" scenes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0PNZbviEio

Edit: Imagine the bloopers at the end, where we just keep seeing Bob break character to stare right at the camera and say "Gas the workers."
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Tekken's Bob, if I remember right is an upstanding, heroic character, right? Not the ideal role for Adolf Fatler.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
If he's considering a career change to "Foodiebob", well, that's JoeysWorldTour is for.
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Good lord, Bob gets salty at the thought of people losing their snackies. Hypothesis: Bob's parents weren't good at telling him no. He seems like he doesn't understand that instant gratification isn't always what is needed and you can't just throw a tantrum until you get that candy bar and Mario rental.

And to play devil's advocate, it seems like it would make a degree of sense to make a SMALL amount of EBT/food stamps available for luxury items like sweets, in proportion to where something like that would fit into a proper diet. The biggest problem impoverished Americans have nutritionally isn't that they can't get enough food (food banks are a thing in just about every community, and inexpensive food can be bought and prepared pleasingly), it's that they lack either the time to spend cooking/preparing food or they lack the education to know what kind of food they need. If you're working two jobs chances are good you're going to have to grab fast food at some point in there because you can't spare the 5 minutes to slap a sandwich together yourself. And chances are good that those in poverty would rather throw a banquet TV dinner in the microwave or order a pizza than cook for themselves and their kids.

And here's another thing, Bob- the impoverished are frequently obese (like Bob himself- of course he is the superior human so he seems to think this is a preferable state of being). Encouraging them to stay away from Little Debbie snack cakes and Natty Ice is going to reduce their long term costs in regards to health care and help them feel like shit less often.

Maybe the reason Bob is in such a bitchy mood all the time is that he's backed up from his poor diet. Guy just really needs to take a shit, maybe.
 
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breadandcircuses said:
I thought that MovieBlob hated poor people?

Or does he just hate poor, *WHITE* people?
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He does. I think the hierarchy of hatred goes like such: white people, poor people, poor white people, poor white people not on the coast. Midwesterners of any race, creed, or background are in there somewhere too. Maybe switch poors and whites. I dunno. I'm a sperg and have a hard time articulating my thoughts.
 
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PurpleDude said:
It's almost like Bob was caught red handed covering for another person guilty of sexual assault like Devin Faraci.
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The fact that Bob would do that is beyond foolish. I feel like Bob has a personal connection to Harvey Weinstein and privately shut down allegations from former employees Harvey harassed.

I barely seen any tweets from him sperging about this.
 
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