Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Truthboi said:
If Movieblob was a video game character, he would be an enemy whose character is a rich snob.
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Bob already has a video game counterpart. It's Silent Hill 2's fat psycho manchild Eddie.
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Well considering I am getting back to D&D and becoming a DM, I honestly could see Bob Chipman type character that was more competent making an excellent. He would be obsessed with technology, be imperialistic,want to destroy religion and tradition, have a detached sense of what to mourn like mourning the destruction of a building over the death of family or an entire town, and have his own set of strange beliefs.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
At this point I don't know which fans are more blind and stupid, Moviebob Fans or Nostalgia Critic fans?
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At least Doug is/was capable of creating mildly entertaining content on a regular basis so there's a reason for his fanbase existing. Why anyone would ever be a fan of the fat fascist (fatcist?) blob is completely beyond me.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
Holy shit, fuck off Bob.
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Bob, there are three types of people who are actually "irredeemable": Rapists, pedophiles and you.

You're a piece of chat, please log off the ethernet.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
This Julian dude's my new hero.
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(Also, you were just told to "shut up", Bob.)

...Is there something you don't want to admit, Bob?
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Seeing Bob get his just desserts is great. He's too extreme for the left wing crowd, and his constant antagonism of the right wing crowd doesn't settle right with them. It's not hard to say that kicking Bob's inflated body is healing our country.
 
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Has anyone informed Bob... Sorry, Mr. Chipman, that he's participating in the same worthless hateful thinking as racists? I mean come on, he's obviously simple and needs the help. Seems to me that ascribing unknowable motives to a broad and diverse group is tantamount to racism. I mean it's why we have laws against persecuting religious groups - which contrary to popular opinion are not racial groups.

TWO party system. As in it was A or B with all the ugliness both entailed. And I thought the common line was that people voted for Trump to hurt the white woman, not minorities? I thought nobody cared enough about them to hurt them anymore? Huh, spin something new everyday I guess.
 
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Even if you informerd Bob about that, he would brush it off as he believes that he is right and is always right. He is a zelot for lack of better words.
 
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McGregor said:
Has anyone informed Bob... Sorry, Mr. Chipman, that he's participating in the same worthless hateful thinking as racists? I mean come on, he's obviously simple and needs the help. Seems to me that ascribing unknowable motives to a broad and diverse group is tantamount to racism. I mean it's why we have laws against persecuting religious groups - which contrary to popular opinion are not racial groups.

TWO party system. As in it was A or B with all the ugliness both entailed. And I thought the common line was that people voted for Trump to hurt the white woman, not minorities? I thought nobody cared enough about them to hurt them anymore? Huh, spin something new everyday I guess.
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You could inform him, but in his cognitive dissonance he'd rationalize it due to him thinking he's prejudiced againsagainst the correct people. It doesn't occur to him that he can be wrong about something.

Malignant narcissism anyone?
 
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Someone should put the question to him: Trump or Stein supporters, who gets the gas first?

His inability to understand nuance or simply shut up would set the wolves on him even worse than they are now.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
Seeing Bob get his just desserts is great. He's too extreme for the left wing crowd, and his constant antagonism of the right wing crowd doesn't settle right with them. It's not hard to say that kicking Bob's inflated body is healing our country.
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He has such a nice mix of Hillary Clinton-style globalism with Randian objectivism alongside strong authoritarian viewpoints. No wonder no one wants Bob, be they left wing or right wing.

Truthboi said:
I wonder what would happen if Moviebob ran for president or senator
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Bob isn't Brianna Wu, he doesn't have a sugar daddy like Frank Wu willing to spend tens of thousands to put him on the ballot.
 
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The Shadow said:
If he goes to a gym, I would bet a paycheck it's Planet Fitness. Once or twice a month. And he walks on the treadmill at a pace that won't even burn off the lettuce on the Big Mac he scarfs on the way home.
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I'm willing to bet that his voice sets off the Lunk Alarm.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
Second-biggest.
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You know, I think Bob could work as a Vice President as an impeachment/assassin deterrent if he was Wu's running mate in a, "Okay, Wu is stupid and insane, but do you really want this guy screaming about purging the undesirables taking her place?" way.

The Pence Strategy.
 
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