Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Can't help but notice Bob does not only use GamerGate as an example of the SVU being accurate but also Call of Duty. It is no secret Bob hates any game determined to be a dude bro game. Even without his hateful politics Bob would still be somewhat of a lolcow with his childish attitude of people he does not like also likes video games. For all of his talk about inclusiveness I would bet Bob would love it if video games only reflected his interests.
 
Can't help but notice Bob does not only use GamerGate as an example of the SVU being accurate but also Call of Duty. It is no secret Bob hates any game determined to be a dude bro game. Even without his hateful politics Bob would still be somewhat of a lolcow with his childish attitude of people he does not like also likes video games. For all of his talk about inclusiveness I would bet Bob would love it if video games only reflected his interests.

It ultimately stems from his hate boner from FPS games as they represent an evolution of gaming of a genre where many could enjoy it instead of more niche platformer that won't be everyone's speed. Bob is the very person he hates so much, he is an abrasive gamer who clearly resents the world and where he is, he is gatekeeper in the gaming world believing that only platformers are worth playing only "true gamers" play them, he wants to exclude folks from his hobby willingly just because of mundane lifestyle choices like fitness or mere political beliefs that usually matter fuck all in a video game.

It can be said enough but Bob at his core is an elitist prick by every metric of the definition and it is likely that will never change outside something worldshaking or divine intervention.
 
With all of the stuff being shown about MovieBob's firing from The Escapist, it can be said that Kiwis did MovieBob.
 
That is ... shockingly low key and not even all that objectionable, especially by Bob's usual standards.

I'm not saying this wasn't the catalyst for The Escapist giving him the boot, but if it was then they were just looking for an excuse.

EDIT: I'd never actually seen the scene in question. Pardon my :autism:

Keep in mind this was after several weeks of escalating problems where the Escapist had to drop Social Media policies in place and ban Bob from any official Escapist Twitter feeds because of his constant shit flinging at gamers. It wasn't simply the specific of what he had said this time. It was that he just would not stop after repeated warnings. His employer admonished him over and over and over to not do this. To not provoke the readership on Twitter. He refused at every turn. The only sperg I have ever seen anywhere close to him is Comics Writer Mark Waid.

Oh and unintentional irony or ironies, I'm not sure if it was this one, but I could swear that at least one of Bob's twittergasms accusing Gamers of being Rapists was him and Devin (admitted sexual assaulter) Faracci doubling up to fling the accusations at the people who just wanted to play their video games in peace. Yeah let that sink in.
 
*Sigh*. Who would have thought back in 2011, that some of my favorite web reviewers would someday turn into screeching, Invasion of the Bodysnatcher aliens blathering incoherently about Drumpf and White Privilege? I even liked Lindsey Ellis at one time -in her first TGWTG review, she pulled apart the absurdities of Disney's Pocahontas and even mentioned its excessive pandering to political correctness. MovieBob was a liberal sperg, but one with an enthusiasm for cult media and a folksy style. Spoony, hell, he actually made decent content and introduced me to FMV games, a medium with which I was wholly unfamiliar.

And then sometime before Gamergate, it all fell apart. Maybe it was Obama's second election that gave the PC Police a sense of inevitable victory, - a sense that they could now pull off the masks and be the tone-policing Kommiseriat they had always wanted to be all along. Maybe Gamergate was the catalyst, who knows? All I know is that I can't really trust my own memories anymore. Who WERE these people whose stuff I enjoyed? The election of Trump has sorted the sheep from the goats - the people who put ideology and ego before friends and family and those who don't think someone to the right of Stalin should be locked up in a camp.

This is what disturbs me the most about Bob's behavior. His inability to see that he is the monster that he wishes to destroy. And I also wonder if I have destructive traits that I'm blind to. I'm certainly uncomfortable with the level of rage that Bob's behavior inspires in me. I hope I can learn something from this...
 
Keep in mind this was after several weeks of escalating problems where the Escapist had to drop Social Media policies in place and ban Bob from any official Escapist Twitter feeds because of his constant shit flinging at gamers. It wasn't simply the specific of what he had said this time. It was that he just would not stop after repeated warnings. His employer admonished him over and over and over to not do this. To not provoke the readership on Twitter. He refused at every turn. The only sperg I have ever seen anywhere close to him is Comics Writer Mark Waid.

Oh and unintentional irony or ironies, I'm not sure if it was this one, but I could swear that at least one of Bob's twittergasms accusing Gamers of being Rapists was him and Devin (admitted sexual assaulter) Faracci doubling up to fling the accusations at the people who just wanted to play their video games in peace. Yeah let that sink in.

Didn't he also say in some blog post at that time that his getting canned was expected, but it still happened sooner than expected and had some serious effects on him?

I'm other words, he had been warned repeatedly, knew for a fact he needed the steady, consistent income, but still ignored the warnings and mouthed off.

If that doesn't show how arrogant and entitled this man is, nothing does. he either didn't believe they'd actually fire him, or he was literally too stupid to think of the consequences of losing a rare steady paycheck in an online entertainment field.
 
I'm other words, he had been warned repeatedly, knew for a fact he needed the steady, consistent income, but still ignored the warnings and mouthed off.

If that doesn't show how arrogant and entitled this man is, nothing does. he either didn't believe they'd actually fire him, or he was literally too stupid to think of the consequences of losing a rare steady paycheck in an online entertainment field.
How much was he paid at The Escapist if it was a steady paycheck?
 
I feel some people feel that way. I feel like after Avengers 4, we're going to see a dip in quality, especially since all the original actors like Downey Jr, Evans, and Hemsworth said they’re done after the fourth one. Plus, when Kevin Feige has his contract expire by next year and steps down, Disney will take control over it, as Black Panther was supposedly Bob Iger's idea.
I doubt Bob or anyone will need to worry about that since Feige has the MCU slate planned till 2025 and Black Panther was his idea as was Captain Marvel and were factors in him wanting Perlmutter out.
 
*Sigh*. Who would have thought back in 2011, that some of my favorite web reviewers would someday turn into screeching, Invasion of the Bodysnatcher aliens blathering incoherently about Drumpf and White Privilege? I even liked Lindsey Ellis at one time -in her first TGWTG review, she pulled apart the absurdities of Disney's Pocahontas and even mentioned its excessive pandering to political correctness. MovieBob was a liberal sperg, but one with an enthusiasm for cult media and a folksy style. Spoony, hell, he actually made decent content and introduced me to FMV games, a medium with which I was wholly unfamiliar.

And then sometime before Gamergate, it all fell apart. Maybe it was Obama's second election that gave the PC Police a sense of inevitable victory, - a sense that they could now pull off the masks and be the tone-policing Kommiseriat they had always wanted to be all along. Maybe Gamergate was the catalyst, who knows? All I know is that I can't really trust my own memories anymore. Who WERE these people whose stuff I enjoyed? The election of Trump has sorted the sheep from the goats - the people who put ideology and ego before friends and family and those who don't think someone to the right of Stalin should be locked up in a camp.

This is what disturbs me the most about Bob's behavior. His inability to see that he is the monster that he wishes to destroy. And I also wonder if I have destructive traits that I'm blind to. I'm certainly uncomfortable with the level of rage that Bob's behavior inspires in me. I hope I can learn something from this...

Well Bob is very much the abyss and if we sink to his level of bile and hatred, we risk turning into the very thing we are out to stop. He is very much a cautionary tale of why we should have forgiveness in our hearts and to bury the hatchet when it is right.
 
He is very much a cautionary tale of why we should have forgiveness in our hearts and to bury the hatchet when it is right.
I sometimes wonder if he had the heart and not the ego, he'd forgive the people who bullied him in high school and bury the hatchet and apologize to the staff at The Escapist for the bad blood he started with GamerGate or not.
 
I sometimes wonder if he had the heart and not the ego, he'd forgive the people who bullied him in high school and bury the hatchet and apologize to the staff at The Escapist for the bad blood he started with GamerGate or not.

If he could see far pass his ego, create a conscience for others, and realize how much a dick he was to everyone. Then the odds for second chance is not gonna be lost for him. Even vile spirits can get forgiveness, if its earned. But unlikely since Bob will need to see lady death at close before giving up the dream of being Bob "I'm a fuhter of the superior future." Chipman.
 
Trying to justify being fired.
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Well, if he can't understand Dragon Ball, what chance does he have with Anarchism?
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White knighting.
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Feminist.
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This is just way more revealing than he thinks it is for the first screenshot, while the second one is total bullshit.
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If Hillary won, he'd still live in a basement.
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Honestly, what scares me the most about Bob and his ilk is that they can’t take any hint that they might be even a little bit wrong. They are incapable of self reflection, and they do have some influence.

Trying to justify being fired.
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Well if you are such a non-attraction that all the companies that hire you go out of business, then maybe people shouldn’t hire you. I get that journalists will jump from place to place, but if you’re constantly looking for work, you probably aren’t a great edition to any place of work. As a side note, pigford works in data analytics, if you didn’t already know that, you could take 2 seconds to google that like I did.
 
When you're so unoriginal that you lose whatever point you were trying to make.
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"That thing that I said? Never implied, friendo."
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When you're so unoriginal that you lose whatever point you were trying to make.
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If anyone is wondering what that last one is referring too. That comment was from a fringe GOP primary challenger to incumbent Governor Charlie Baker.
Dudes basically a gay basher who will be lucky to crack 10% of the primary vote.
In other words a perfect living straw man for Bob.
 
Trying to justify being fired.
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Well, if he can't understand Dragon Ball, what chance does he have with Anarchism?
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White knighting.
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I can sympathize with someone trying to hold a job for that long (God knows we had a shitty and volatile job market for a while) and employers are so risk averse that even when your resume gets to their eyes it's hard to get a leg up...

But so can't sympathize with Bob. Bob deserved getting fired.
 
That boy ain't right

GODDAMMIT BOBBY!

I can sympathize with someone trying to hold a job for that long (God knows we had a shitty and volatile job market for a while) and employers are so risk averse that even when your resume gets to their eyes it's hard to get a leg up...

But so can't sympathize with Bob. Bob deserved getting fired.

Bob doesn't even deserve a mop job tbh. He needs to grow up or have a heart attack already, preferably the former.
 
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