Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Hierophantis]

I dont care for Ayn Rand's philosophy. but she disliked the right people in society... people like Bob funnily enough

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm not sure what's worse: Being a critic, but filling in the blanks with Wikipedia, or being a critic, but having such surface-level observations that people think you're just regurgitating Wikipedia.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I'm not sure what's worse: Being a critic, but filling in the blanks with Wikipedia, or being a critic, but having such surface-level observations that people think you're just regurgitating Wikipedia.
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Either way he has the attention span of a gnat.

 

[SuperSheep]

The creative bug bit me and I itched it by writing a song about Bob. Enjoy! (and please excuse the slightly subpar singing)

https://soundcloud.com/id%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Fuser-944201388%252Fbostonian-idiot%252Fs-0VKyO%3Bsecret_token%3Ds-0VKyO%3Btrack_id%3D450443832

Spoiler: Lyrics

Bostonian Idiot​

Don't wanna be a Bostonian Idiot
Don't wanna genocide half of America
Swear every day that his tweets are gettin' scarier
Wantin' to take out the flyover area

Welcome to the world of Bob Chipman
Superior Future was comin'
Then along came Trump and it went away
Moon wheat could've been here tomorrow
But the wasteland ghouls just couldn't swallow
Their time is nearly over

So now we live in a fascist America
If you believe everything progressives tell ya
But Bob and friends are the ones who want violence
To keep people they don't like silenced

Welcome to the world of Bob Chipman
He's still worshippin' Hillary Clinton
If she'd won it would've been okay
We'd celebrate blue collar sorrow
But now they're the ones who get to borrow
The White House for a few years

Don't wanna be a Bostonian Idiot
Don't wanna live in a liberal hysteria
Don't want my stomach to have surface area
Like a military plane staging area

Welcome to the world of Bob Chipman
Diabetes keepin' him limpin'
Through his worthless life day after day
Brick by Brick he spews forth his hollow
Genocidal rants to those who follow
How the fuck does he still have fans?

Appreciate the effort man.

Any musically inclined Kiwis willing to make a cover?

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's sure got a hard-on for time travel regarding the MCU. Is this a lost aspect of the Superior Future that even he knew was too stupid to boast about openly?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

And his thundercats video got a well deserved response. It's such a shame that it had to be a quick, but he nails down on everything wrong with Chipman.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He's sure got a hard-on for time travel regarding the MCU. Is this a lost aspect of the Superior Future that even he knew was too stupid to boast about openly?
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>Comics use the "tinyverse time is different" A LOT as a time travel cheat

.....in what stories? Outside the latter half of the 1940s and the 50s, I've read most Marvel stories and I don't even know what he's pretending to know about. This is a good example of him just making stuff up.

 

[Lensherr]

So I’ve been thinking a lot about Bob’s comments on higher intelligence correlating with higher morality, and one thing that I realized is that he never actually defines what he views intelligence has. We know he doesn’t think it’s genetic, since he doesn’t think people with Down’s Syndrome and other cognitive disabilities are stupid and thinks IQ tests are bullshit (and racist to boot), so if he doesn’t think it’s innate, is he implying that stupidity is a choice? Or is he just moving the goalposts when people call him out on the horrifying implications of his eugenecist ravings? Either way, say what you will about the Alt-Right and their fetishization of IQ, but at least they have a concrete, measurable definition of what intelligence is.

 

[Mola Ram]

So I’ve been thinking a lot about Bob’s comments on higher intelligence correlating with higher morality, and one thing that I realized is that he never actually defines what he views intelligence has. We know he doesn’t think it’s genetic, since he doesn’t think people with Down’s Syndrome and other cognitive disabilities are stupid and thinks IQ tests are bullshit (and racist to boot), so if he doesn’t think it’s innate, is he implying that stupidity is a choice? Or is he just moving the goalposts when people call him out on the horrifying implications of his eugenecist ravings? Either way, say what you will about the Alt-Right and their fetishization of IQ, but at least they have a concrete, measurable definition of what intelligence is.

I've inferred that Bob's definition of intelligence is twofold:

1) Supporting policies that will lead to the Superior Future, and
2) Agreeing with Bob Chipman.

If that seems limited and moronic, that's because it is.

 

[Lensherr]

I've inferred that Bob's definition of intelligence is twofold:

1) Supporting policies that will lead to the Superior Future, and
2) Agreeing with Bob Chipman.

If that seems limited and moronic, that's because it is.

It certainly makes sense given his childlike mindset.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I don't know if this has been discussed yet, but has Bob said anything about Stan Lee supporting the Elon Musk idea that Bob has been losing his shit over the last few days?

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I don't care re: Roseanne". Also, more armchair executive shit, his Walker Bragman grudge and Feminist.

I don't know if this has been discussed yet, but has Bob said anything about Stan Lee supporting the Elon Musk idea that Bob has been losing his shit over the last few days?

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[A Watchful Ghost]

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You gotta be kidding me. That's Stan lee doing the talking. Keep undermining others, asshole. He already proved he's fine.

 

[cypocryphy]

Diabetes.
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And he clearly knows all about fashion and grooming with those fat dude cargo shorts. Also, feet.

He really thinks that thumbs up thing is clever or something. This picture is more proof that he has actual Aspergers.

 

[Zaryiu]

Diabetes.
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And he clearly knows all about fashion and grooming with those fat dude cargo shorts. Also, feet.

I thought he was still fatter than that

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bob has recently attested that the new live action movie starring Winnie the Pooh will kill him. This has crossed a big line. Wow, in 2009, I never would have thought Bob would have said something so spergy.

Literally, he thinks Winnie the Pooh will kill him.

 

[Flexo]

Bob has recently attested that the new live action movie starring Winnie the Pooh will kill him. This has crossed a big line. Wow, in 2009, I never would have thought Bob would have said something so spergy.

Literally, he thinks Winnie the Pooh will kill him.

Don't get our hopes up.

(he's probably just trying to psyche us out)

 

[Bluespike]

Bob has recently attested that the new live action movie starring Winnie the Pooh will kill him. This has crossed a big line. Wow, in 2009, I never would have thought Bob would have said something so spergy.

Literally, he thinks Winnie the Pooh will kill him.

Breaking News Local Man found dead in basement this morning, the body was identified to belong to the one known as Robert Chipman who was better known online as his alias "MovieBob" who once stated that the new live-action Winnie the Pooh movie will kill him, authorities have yet to confirm that this was his cause of death.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Breaking News Local Man found dead in basement this morning, the body was identified to belong to the one known as Robert Chipman who was better known online as his alias "MovieBob" who once stated that the new live-action Winnie the Pooh movie will kill him, authorities have yet to confirm that this was his cause of death.

And nothing of value was lost.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Breaking News Local Man found dead in basement this morning, the body was identified to belong to the one known as Robert Chipman who was better known online as his alias "MovieBob" who once stated that the new live-action Winnie the Pooh movie will kill him, authorities have yet to confirm that this was his cause of death.

But the Superior Future refused to change.