Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

I know this tweet is nearly a year old, but for the love of--Bob really cannot discern science FACT from science fiction, can he? In regards to his comments on coal, what does he expect to replace fossil fuels with? Wind and solar energy have issues with power storage and intermittency issues that require a fossil fuel back-up. Governments are skittish over nuclear fission after Fukushima, and commercial fusion is still decades away from becoming a reality. Does he expect us to return to the Moon on renewables?

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I'm not the one with mommy issues, Trump is!"

Shaming Texas.

And gamers.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"I'm not the one with mommy issues, Trump is!"
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Shaming Texas.
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And gamers.
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The fact that Bob shits on tech support is hilarious, because they actually have skills and knowledge that Bob only wishes that he had, mainly because someone's gonna fix those machines in that superior future of his. Also, the fact that Bob thinks that Texans would vote a Democrat in is hilarious, since Texas is one the biggest red states, alongside Alaska and Florida. Every time that Bob keeps sperging about that superior future of his, the more clear that someone can make a Shadowrun campaign out of it. In Shadowrun, one of the big ten megacorps, specifically NeoNet, is in his beloved BAHHHston.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I wouldn't take directions to the corner store from someone who said "The Democrats will terraform the moon!;" why would I want POP CULTURE OPINIONS from them?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob really cannot discern science FACT from science fiction, can he?

No, he can't. Much like with , Bob doesn't really have a grasp on reality like normal human beings do. As such, he can't tell reality apart from fiction. He watches television shows and movies that put or help inspire stupid ideas in his head that he thinks are brilliant but are completely implausible do to a variety of reasons.

For example: you and me may watch the Star Wars prequels and think Coruscant is cool, but know that a place like that can't really exist because of all the real-life problems that would ultimately arise from it. We can except it in a movie thanks to suspension of disbelief and things like that, but are smart enough to realize that it isn't a real-world possibility.

Bob however doesn't have that. Bob watches the Star Wars prequels and thinks Coruscant is such a cool place that it should then serve as the ultimate final goal for Earth. Screw all the problems that arise from such a place existing, if it can happen in one of his favorite movies it can happen in real life. Only the obsolete ghouls can hold it back from happening.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

The fact that Bob shits on tech support is hilarious, because they actually have skills and knowledge that Bob only wishes that he had, mainly because someone's gonna fix those machines in that superior future of his. Also, the fact that Bob thinks that Texans would vote a Democrat in is hilarious, since Texas is one the biggest red states, alongside Alaska and Florida. Every time that Bob keeps sperging about that superior future of his, the more clear that someone can make a Shadowrun campaign out of it. In Shadowrun, one of the big ten megacorps, specifically NeoNet, is in his beloved BAHHHston.

NeoNet is also basically Google. And I find it hilarious as one of the companies I interact with all the time has a very similar name.

 

[thismanlies]

And gamers.

The only thing I can fault Bob on is the pretentious tone of his tweet. Other than that, I do have to wonder how the fuck Microsoft managed to pull that off.

 

[Flexo]

For example: you and me may watch the Star Wars prequels and think Coruscant is cool, but know that a place like that can't really exist because of all the real-life problems that would ultimately arise from it. We can except it in a movie thanks to suspension of disbelief and things like that, but are smart enough to realize that it isn't a real-world possibility.

Bob however doesn't have that. Bob watches the Star Wars prequels and thinks Coruscant is such a cool place that it should then serve as the ultimate final goal for Earth. Screw all the problems that arise from such a place existing, if it can happen in one of his favorite movies it can happen in real life. Only the obsolete ghouls can hold it back from happening.

Just wanted an excuse to post this. Again.

And this.

 

[AnOminous]

This is like the 3rd time I remember him bringing up deep fried turkey so it seems like a regular thing in his family during events.

Isn't that something only wasteland ghouls eat?

I like how Bob complains about obsolete Americans when HE'S the one making one of the leanest, healthiest meats ridiculously bad for you.

Decadence.

You might be surprised, but it doesn't actually markedly increase the fat content, even though it seems it should. At least if you use some reasonable oil like fresh peanut oil.

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Bonus Level: Bob defending Brianna Wu's moon rock insanity:
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/836506552651694081 (http://archive.is/cGlju)

Wtf is this fat moron babbling about?

I looked up last night and saw the Moon. I'm pretty sure we still have it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Isn't that something only wasteland ghouls eat?



You might be surprised, but it doesn't actually markedly increase the fat content, even though it seems it should. At least if you use some reasonable oil like fresh peanut oil.



Wtf is this fat moron babbling about?

I looked up last night and saw the Moon. I'm pretty sure we still have it.

No argument, but does anyone in those pictures look like they're consuming a "reasonable" oil?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Wtf is this fat moron babbling about?

I looked up last night and saw the Moon. I'm pretty sure we still have it.

He's talking about "muh terraforming" and thinks those dang, dirty conservatives are the only thing between him and his precious moon wheat.

Yes, it does sound insanely stupid when you say it out loud.

 

[Red Hood]

Isn't that something only wasteland ghouls eat?



You might be surprised, but it doesn't actually markedly increase the fat content, even though it seems it should. At least if you use some reasonable oil like fresh peanut oil.



Wtf is this fat moron babbling about?

I looked up last night and saw the Moon. I'm pretty sure we still have it.

Upon looking it up, I have to concede that you're right. As a former fry cook I just associate deep frying with calorie overloads and the bloblike beings that love them.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Every day I feel more and more like we don't know nearly enough about this dude's mom...

 

[RockVolnutt]

Every day I feel more and more like we don't know nearly enough about this dude's mom...
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All I know is having Bob come out of you sounds like the premise to a horror story.

 

[AnOminous]

Upon looking it up, I have to concede that you're right. As a former fry cook I just associate deep frying with calorie overloads and the bloblike beings that love them.

In this case, of course, we're looking at a bunch of bloblike beings eating it. I'd guess people who deep fry turkeys tend to deep fry everything.

 

[Flexo]

All I know is having Bob come out of you sounds like the premise to a horror story.

Well didn't Daimen drive people to kill themselves?

Spoiler: Movie Sperging

Heh, having recently watched "little evil" I now kind of want THAT version of an "evil kid" flick. He was supposed to be the antichrist but grew up into the slobbish disappointment that is moviebob. When Satan cries out, "where did it go wrong???" we cut to God giving Miyamoto a high five.

 

[LastOfTheMohicans]

Do you think Bob's mom lays awake at night wondering if she holds any culpability for creating Bob as we know him?

No I don't merely mean giving birth.

I mean that kind of laying awake at night you see out of fine upstanding, law-abiding citizens with children who are psychopaths and other such fuckups.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Firearmbob.

Am I the only unnerved by the fact that he put Big Pharma in quotes?

 

[thismanlies]

Firearmbob.
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Am I the only unnerved by the fact that he put Big Pharma in quotes?
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>Goofy G.I. Joe shit
>Shootgun shells
>Sideshow prop of some anime bullshit
>Weapons that only existed in Narnia and Anime Feudal Japan you can now buy in "military grade combat-certified steel."

How has the Brady Campaign not hired him to run their PR department yet?

 

[Positron]

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So fucking what? These are called "collector's items", just like the plastic Mario that stands in your basement.

I find the whole thing amusing. Bill (Maher) is a guy who called himself a "house nigga" on live tv and got off with a couple of rappers saying "I like you, but you sound like a redneck truck driver." It's almost like the progressive crowd kept him around in case they needed a sacrificial lamb to throw under the bus.

Maher is still a cishet white male with no pedophiliac tendency, which makes him lower than dirt in the progressive stack. And there is no better scapegoat than a turncoat.