Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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I think it's wrong to turn away a customer over a relationship between consenting adults but watching Bob and SJW's lose their minds make me go

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LordofCringe7206 said:
Brace yourselves everyone: the Supreme Court just sided with that Colorado baker in his fight against the gay couple that he turned away.

Bob's going to have a field day with this one.
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It will be hilarious. The three most Gay Friendly Justices on the court sided with the baker including "likely Lesbian" Eleanor Kagan.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Right, just a "pollen allergy".
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Hey Bob, I don't know if you know this but there are these things in life called "doctors". They are actually trained professional experts who examine people's health and determine if anything is wrong with them. I suggest you go visit one.

I know you don't want to do that because your "pollen allergy" is likely something more serious, and visiting a doctor would force you to not only confront the fact that your lifestyle is actually terrible for a persons health but also that you aren't the smartest human being on the planet who knows everything about anything. But it's something you should at least consider doing before you die from your varied health complications.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
It will be hilarious. The three most Gay Friendly Justices on the court sided with the baker including "likely Lesbian" Eleanor Kagan.
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Some Hot Takes percolating through the left and the NeverTrump right (who should be cool with this decision, but whatevs). We should play bingo to see which ones Bob latches on to.

1) The Court did not reach the larger question of whether or not a refusal such as in this case is a Constitutional exercise of religious expression, so as long as future proceedings at least give the appearance of treating their defendants fairly, smacking down similarly situated parties will be just hunky dory. Call this the "Fool the superstitious mayonnaise ghouls" approach.

2) Since the Court focused so much on the execrable pronouncements made by the Commission (seriously, go look them up -- they compared this guy's refusal to bake the cake to the Holocaust), this is groundwork to undo Trump's travel ban because he won't shut the fuck up on Twitter. Call this the "Why can't I quit you, Donald" approach.

3) IT'S ALL TRUMP'S FAULT BECAUSE OF GORSUCH AND A 7-2 DECISION IS NARROW! Call this the "abject denial of reality" approach.

Whatever he says, I'm sure it'll be scorchingly stupid as ever.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Still trying to push his shitty "Karen is Venom" theory.
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You have no idea how much I wanted to punch myself in the face, and wished all kinds of stuff for watching this insult toward the Symbiote. Do these motherfuckers actually read what they research? Or just parrot it to sound smart?

I really wish one day Bob would just admit he's not a fan of the character. Just the Raimi films. That way I don't feel like A-logging him when it's pointless to do so.

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SAY OUR NAMES, FAGGOT.
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Scream harassment all you want. You yourself are guilty of far more detestable shit, Bob. Your covering up of a sexual predator won't go away.
 
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Scream harassment all you want. You yourself are guilty of far more detestable shit, Bob. Your covering up of a sexual predator won't go away.
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Which one, Nyberg?

Also, for those hoping Jeremy will respond to Bob's "hot take," he's a pretty mellow guy and likely won't respond. Jeremy doesn't like to rock the boat.
Flexo said:
Last time Bob did a parody of a youtuber it was Raz0rfist.
Didn't learn anything did you, Bob?
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Someone post that screencap of Bob insulting TotalBiscuit's fans and TB ripping him apart in all of six tweets please.
 
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I never thought watching a couple of shut-ins do an MST3K on Bob would be hilarious, but here we are. I don't even like Razorfist and that was choice.
 
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The Shadow said:
So that's what Zoey Quinn would look like as a Canadian.

But seriously what the HELL is the context here? Why is Bob zero effort Trooning in this image?
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That was him trying to look like Trunks from Dragon Ball Z in a sketch in one of his shows. You should have seen the "action" scene. Him standing in place flailing a sword around with anime action lines in the background.
 
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