Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Like Pat Robertson has had an erection in the last 30 years.

"Rise! Rise, in the name of Jeeeeeeeysus!"

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Nobody could've seen that coming.

He's really hitting all those boxes.

I don't think he has any left to tick.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Isn't Bob a literal basement dweller?

That he is. He apparently also doesn't even have a mattress:

Some more of Bob's miscellaneous (Re-)Tweets.

Spoiler: Bob the Fasc- er, "Pragmatist"

Spoiler: Speaking of Bullshit Dog Whistles...

Spoiler: Political Fuckability Pt. 2

Spoiler: Bob Chipman: Klan Shield?

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Spoiler: Bob Chipman: Klan Shield?

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Once again, proving that he feels it's okay to kill people he disagrees with.

Robert Chipman is perfectly fine with violence towards those he deems undesirable.

As an ethnic minority in the US, I would not wish any violence upon members of the Klan. I'd rather wish them well and hope they can reconcile their apprehensions about me. If not? I'll leave them be and they do the same.

But, that's the decent approach.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Bob 2015: "Saint Anita says video games are nothing but murder simulators!"

Bob 2016: "Video games where you get to murder people is a good thing!"

 

[HY 140]

Bob 2015: "Saint Anita says video games are nothing but murder simulators!"

Bob 2016: "Video games where you get to murder people is a good thing!"

so bob, what's the truth?

 

[c-no]

Once again, proving that he feels it's okay to kill people he disagrees with.

Robert Chipman is perfectly fine with violence towards those he deems undesirable.

As an ethnic minority in the US, I would not wish any violence upon members of the Klan. I'd rather wish them well and hope they can reconcile their apprehensions about me. If not? I'll leave them be and they do the same.

But, that's the decent approach.

While shooting up the KKK in a video game can be fun, Bob would come off as hypocritical if he really decries modern games in having you shoot people but then again, he'd try to let this slide and say it's progressive despite it just being nothing more than mindless entertainment.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

so bob, what's the truth?

Conservatives aren't people, so killing one isn't any different to shooting a zombie or a giant rat.

 

[HY 140]

Conservatives aren't people, so killing one isn't any different to shooting a zombie or a giant rat.

of course.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Conservatives aren't people, so killing one isn't any different to shooting a zombie or a giant rat.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Like Pat Robertson has had an erection in the last 30 years.

That still puts you closer to pussy than Blobbert's ever gonna be.

 

[Lensherr]

Spoiler: Bob Chipman: Klan Shield?

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So killing KKK = "Big Boy pants", but say, being able to kill strippers in Hitman = regressive?

 

[Lorento]

So killing KKK = "Big Boy pants", but say, being able to kill strippers in Hitman = regressive?

Were you expecting any less from the same guy who basically called 51.9% of the UK's population bigots and racists and insinuated that they should all be locked up because they voted to leave the EU?

 

[Meowthkip]

It's the same here, the MRA, saved by the power of SARKEESIAN! Now incredibly Feminist because that's how they're expressing their... uh... whatever now. The metaphor got away from me.

That's how they're expressing their desperation to get laid.

 

[Buster]

Were you expecting any less from the same guy who basically called 51.9% of the UK's population bigots and racists and insinuated that they should all be locked up because they voted to leave the EU?

Remember, killing innocent people is morally acceptable if they're innocent people who disagree with me.
(I feel this applies to most lolcows of Bob's school of thinking)

 

[Absolutego]

Red Letter Media made fun of MovieBob (among others) in the Episode VII Plinkett Review.

 

[HY 140]

Red Letter Media made fun of MovieBob (among others) in the Episode VII Plinkett Review.

this made my day better

 

[muina]

 

[AnOminous]

Chimpman is apparently unaware that Hillary actually IS a lawyer. So is Tim Kaine, which would explain why he sounds like one.

For that matter, so is Mike Pence.

Trump is the only candidate of all four who is not a lawyer!

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Are you telling me that Bob doesn't actually know anything about the people he votes for?

I'd have never guessed.