Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

More Godwin's Law.

Didn't he mention in his book that he skipped his grandmother's funeral to play Super Mario Bros. 3? Also, notice how it's fathers day and he isn't posting anything about his father. Most people who have lost their father (especially people who have blogs like he does) will post stories about their fathers and how their deaths effected them on this day. But not Bob. The mayonnaise ghouls are far more important to him.

I'll give him credit, he's not completely heartless. Just 99% heartless.

 

[thismanlies]

>White Guy Problems

Fun fact: Bob Chipman is actually a black man. He just rubs mayonnaise on his skin because he thinks that being a black basement dweller would be an embarrassment to black people.

Did anyone tell Bob gulags were a Soviet thing and not a Nazi one? I feel like he meant to say concentration camps.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

he thinks that being a 37-year old basement dweller would be an embarrassment to people that are almost 40.

FTFY.

 

[Lensherr]

More Godwin's Law.
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Technically it would be a coup, because the entire investigation is based on a FISA warrant that was obtained through fabricated information (the Steele Dossier). Not that Bob is smart enough to realize this (or even cares if he does).

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Technically it would be a coup, because the entire investigation is based on a FISA warrant that was obtained through fabricated information (the Steele Dossier). Not that Bob is smart enough to realize this (or even cares if he does).

Bob is such a sheep that he would probably be cheering on a Anti-Trump coup (if one could ever happen) even if it was actively resulting in him getting a shower, Auschwitz-style, if THAT were possible.

 

[Rathkor]

Did anyone tell Bob gulags were a Soviet thing and not a Nazi one? I feel like he meant to say concentration camps.

Considering both Jews and homosexuals can now apparently be "literal nazis," I think it's safe to say the Wolfenstein franchise is a better representation of WW2 than Bob's imagination.

 

[A Random]

Didn't he mention in his book that he skipped his grandmother's funeral to play Super Mario Bros. 3?

He stayed until she was on the ground, then left to buy an air conditioner.

 

[GeePee]

yeah,Bob teach this much funnier and more successful guy than you,whose most recent work(The Orville)you clearly haven't watched by the look of your comment, a lesson...

 

[Gordon Cole]

yeah,Bob teach this much funnier and more successful guy than you,whose most recent work(The Orville)you clearly haven't watched by the look of your comment, a lesson...

You know that's not his real account, right?

 

[KO 864]

You know that's not his real account, right?

I thought his name was actually Blob the whole time. The things you kean

 

[LiquidKid]

White knighting Black Panther.
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You know. I actually enjoyed Black Panther a lot when I went to see it. I’ve been really worn out by the multiple marvel movies a year and skipped several of them. So going in to this one because a friend invited me and actually enjoying it was a very pleasant surprise. Not only that, I hadn’t really spoken to that friend in a few months and the experience has since rekindled that friendship quite a bit, so it was a very positive experience for me....And now people like Bob who have to go and make it a political statement and all that bullshit makes me feel dirty for ever enjoying a fucking popcorn blockbuster.

 

[GeePee]

I thought his name was actually Blob the whole time. The things you kean

damn,I didn't notice it.It totally seemed liked something he would say,though...

 

[Red Hood]

More Godwin's Law.
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I'll give him credit, he's not completely heartless. Just 99% heartless.

Well, he's heartless to anyone that isn't Bob Chipman.

 

[LiquidKid]

Milo Yianapolis, a gay man who exclusively bands big black men, is also a "literal nazi." Because Nazis were well known for their leniency on homosexuality and interracial dating policies.

Factually inaccurate. He wrote an entire article during gamegate about him having sex with someone st a meetup, showing tweets that revealed the guy was white. The “exclusively black” thing started only a few years ago.

 

[Mola Ram]

Factually inaccurate. He wrote an entire article during gamegate about him having sex with someone st a meetup, showing tweets that revealed the guy was white. The “exclusively black” thing started only a few years ago.

Frankly I think if it's tumescent, Milo's into it.

 

[Rathkor]

Factually inaccurate. He wrote an entire article during gamegate about him having sex with someone st a meetup, showing tweets that revealed the guy was white. The “exclusively black” thing started only a few years ago.

Fair enough, though my point still stands. Lol

 

[LiquidKid]

Fair enough, though my point still stands. Lol

It definitely does.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yeah, I can't make sense of this word salad either.

I love how low-effort shitposts mocking him usually get more attention than any of his actual posts.

 

[Mola Ram]

I love how low-effort shitposts mocking him usually get more attention than any of his actual posts.

The truest things are often the simplest.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Yeah, I can't make sense of this word salad either.
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I love how low-effort shitposts mocking him usually get more attention than any of his actual posts.
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I still love how that picture makes Bob look like a special needs man. You think Bob would try to get more flattering outfits.