Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Three-way cow crossover about Chapo.
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Well, now I know you're a sociopath who also can't read or keep track of time.
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(I wonder, though, if midwesterners are "mayonnaise ghouls," what does that make obese Bostonians? "Frosting behemoths?")
"Molasses Mongoloids"
 
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Drown in a sewer Bob, you are a monster who is a basement leech. You only care about hurting people who you think slighted you, despite the fact that they were ignored for eight years, while they lost their jobs, family, friends, and their communities to various plagues, like drugs and crime. You on the other hand, lived in a basement with your brother and got money from Internet strangers for shitting out mediocre videos. Yet, you get giddy with glee when people like you kick those who lost everything they had. You will never suffer as much as they have.
 

Considering the way luke cage ends, I'm SHOCKED Bobby and Chu defend it.

Not going to spoil the big shocking thing that happens, but like does say he is going to Make Harlem Great Again and proceeded to do something that makes him truly an alt right superhero.
 
Man, if Blob goes after It's Always Sunny at some point (or even talks about it at length), I'm probably gonna have the same reaction @Mola Ram 's gonna have when he finally gets around to his Really That Good episode on Lord of the Rings (that is, a giant aneurysm followed by a massive heart attack).
 
Laughing at people in danger of having their jobs outsourced.

Every time you think he can't sink lower, he just spews TRUMPNAZIGHOULVOTERS all over an entire company's worth of employees, regardless of their prior voting, location, racial background or whatever. Just, "MUH JOB! HAHAHAHAHA!"

I am pissed the fuck off on the internet right now.
 
Some random Bob thoughts:

I'm trying to imagine why anyone would be nice to Bob. His family seems to welcome him and be on board with his beliefs, but I wonder how much of that is quiet resignation, a mental block built up over the years of living with someone with obvious NPD. Perhaps they know that if they just smile and agree with him that Mario is the greatest thing since the invention of the civilly engineered sewage system, they'll avoid his tantrumming.

Another more troubling possibility: they ALL have NPD and Bob is just the member of the family that spergs the loudest about it on Twitter.

I do wonder how many "Mayonnaise-Ghouls" Bob has actually been exposed to in real life. Has he met a Lutheran granny from Wisconsin or a minority coal miner from a conservative community? Would his ideas about Midwestern ruralites change if Bob were to taste of their hospitality or witness their acts of charity? Or would he seethe with hatred at their happiness and group cohesion and resolve to destroy it with a raised fist?
Blob is pitied by his family. He’s a stunted manchild compared to his brother who, I believe, is an engineer and who is also married with a kid.
I’m laughing hard at Achu, Katherine Cross, and Blobbo trying to act intellectual and shitting all over anything related to “white socialism”.

None of these fart sniffers contribute anything meaningful to society.
 
Laughing at people in danger of having their jobs outsourced.

Every time you think he can't sink lower, he just spews TRUMPNAZIGHOULVOTERS all over an entire company's worth of employees, regardless of their prior voting, location, racial background or whatever. Just, "MUH JOB! HAHAHAHAHA!"

I am pissed the fuck off on the internet right now.
I've been looking for employment for almost 11 months right now, and Bob's bullshit isn't even helping in the slightest. On the bright side, Bob will never contribute to society in any meaningful way.
 
Considering the way luke cage ends, I'm SHOCKED Bobby and Chu defend it.

Not going to spoil the big shocking thing that happens, but like does say he is going to Make Harlem Great Again and proceeded to do something that makes him truly an alt right superhero.


I'm glad you brought up Luke Cage since he's always no different than Mirah stokes. A two faced, sociopathic snake that will harm, lie, manipulate to the point of wanting to be on top.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he became a fan of Black Mirah after all he has done.
 
In what way has Blobbo suffered as a result of Trump? Is it that he hates living under a republican president who’s passing conservative laws? As far as I can tell his life has not changed at all. He’s not better nor worse as a result of anything Trump has done so all this hatred is absolutely bizarre and immature.

Also, why shit all over middle America and hope they become destitute and die in the gutters? Does Blobbo know that his beloved POCs work in the jobs and factories he gleefully cheering will lose jobs? It’s so shortsighted and narrow minded from someone who acts morally and intellectually superior.
 
In what way has Blobbo suffered as a result of Trump? Is it that he hates living under a republican president who’s passing conservative laws? As far as I can tell his life has not changed at all. He’s not better nor worse as a result of anything Trump has done so all this hatred is absolutely bizarre and immature.

Also, why shit all over middle America and hope they become destitute and die in the gutters? Does Blobbo know that his beloved POCs work in the jobs and factories he gleefully cheering will lose jobs? It’s so shortsighted and narrow minded from someone who acts morally and intellectually superior.

Bob has suffered with Trump getting elected president. He's suffered a lot of stress since the beloved YASS QUEEN failed to get her turn at being president after waiting for so long under various toxic males
 
Just because you're an ugly, loathsome piece of shit doesn't mean you get to call others that.
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And she voted to form ICE. What's your point?
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In what way has Blobbo suffered as a result of Trump? Is it that he hates living under a republican president who’s passing conservative laws? As far as I can tell his life has not changed at all. He’s not better nor worse as a result of anything Trump has done so all this hatred is absolutely bizarre and immature.
He'll probably reply with something along the lines of "My friends are suffering", and that's why he'll "signal boost" all day long instead of, y'know, going out and doing meaningful activist work.
 
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