Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

To everyone wondering why he wasn't smiling, well, be careful what you wish for.
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I think this trip to Mexico might be good for Bob. Maybe he will darken up enough to where he doesn’t look like a complete hypocrite whenever he calls people mayonnaise ghouls.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Why does it look like he's more fatter when he has his shirts tucked in?

As a former fat kid a lot of fat guys button and zip their pants under their gut a few inches lower than the actual waist it allows them to have a smaller pants size. But when you tuck in a shirt while doing that it always shows off your gut.

 

[RockVolnutt]

To everyone wondering why he wasn't smiling, well, be careful what you wish for.
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[ChevroletBlackboard]

Heck of a way to celebrate 1400 pages. Moviebob goes tropical.

 

[Mola Ram]

Heck of a way to celebrate 1400 pages. Moviebob goes tropical.

It's like the Beetlejuice sequel Tim Burton threatened if they forced him to do one: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian.

 

[The Nothingness]

To everyone wondering why he wasn't smiling, well, be careful what you wish for.
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I think this trip to Mexico might be good for Bob. Maybe he will darken up enough to where he doesn’t look like a complete hypocrite whenever he calls people mayonnaise ghouls.

Especially when you look at his legs considering the color of the stone he is standing on is darker.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Heck of a way to celebrate 1400 pages. Moviebob goes tropical.

This feels like a vacation episode you'd see on a sitcom. But instead of wacky shenanigans at Chichen Itza, we're getting solemn "signal boosting" and excessive drinking.

 

[GeePee]

Heck of a way to celebrate 1400 pages. Moviebob goes tropical.

and 28000 posts!
Road to 2000 pages and 30000 posts!

 

[Mr. Duck]

Can't wait until we make it to 1488 pages.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, how's he gonna try and pin this on Trump/wypipo?

 

[Positron]

To everyone wondering why he wasn't smiling, well, be careful what you wish for.
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That isn't a smile. That's a soyboy gape.

 

[Mola Ram]

That isn't a smile. That's a soyboy gape.

I thought soyboys gaped considerably lower on their bodies.

 

[Vicar of Stiffkey]

The airport tweets started a thought that his brother was going to trick him onto a flight to China for an internet addiction clinic.

 

[Rathkor]

I wonder if he'll mention the army marching through the streets of Cancun - something they've been doing for at least 40 years now. Or how every Mexican male encountered scratches their balls in public.

Implying he's even going to leave the hotel. Hell, if be shocked if he even leaves the room to go to the hotel pool.

I take it back, he will leave the room long enough to get drunk at the hotel bar and pass out in the lobby.

Still, he will never step foot (Or lack thereof) off the hotel property. I'm willing to bet on it.

 

[Flexo]

And on top of that, he's still sperging on Twitter about the Annapolis shooting.
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I've met teenagers who weren't as addicted to their phones as Bob is. Just put the goddamn phone down and enjoy yourself!

Boy, remember that time Republican politicians were attacked? TWICE??

Those tweets need my pimpin' hand.

Ok, somebody needs to photoshop this so it looks like Bob is an action figure Chris is holding (seems easy, just put Chris' hand behind Bob's leg)

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So, how's he gonna try and pin this on Trump/wypipo?

Ramos doesn't sound like a very white name. A lot of hatred towards corporations there too... and I always heard Republicans LOVE corporations.

Hmmmm......

KiwiFarms betting pool on when this gets memory holed is now open!

 

[TheImportantFart]

Can't wait until we make it to 1488 pages.

We must secure an existence for enlightened people and a Superior Future for nonwhites.

Heil Hillary.

 

[Zaryiu]

Is there a term even more negative than white trash for white people? I wanted to call Moviebob white trash but then i realized that it was an insult to those people, for all their defaults they don't deserve to be associated with Blobbo

 

[RockVolnutt]

We must secure an existence for enlightened people and a Superior Future for nonwhites.

Heil Hillary.

Right next to "How will no borders going to lead to a world government", I'd still love to see Bob explain the train of thought in his belief that no borders will make society more intellectual instead of what you'd expect where such conditions will be more favorable to more scummy lawless types. You can't have an NYPD if New York is an undefinable area.

I expect "Oh, you're saying minorities are criminals" or "Okay but you're trying to stop America becoming less white" which both massively miss my point about eradicating American jurisdiction that you'll get with "no borders".

 

[Emperor Julian]

Well at least he's out the house, now if only his brother would do him the favour of dropping his mobile in the pool and Bob may be forced to be human for a change.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well at least he's out the house, now if only his brother would do him the favour of dropping his mobile in the pool and Bob may be forced to be human for a change.

He would still have his computer for him to sperg on Twitter.