Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

"Having a stable home life is evil!"
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Pure. Fucking. Projection. By his own metrics, Bob is the biggest "Believer" there is: he worships the idea of a nebulous"Superior Future" that will somehow make things better for everybody, but can never articulate in sufficient detail exactly how we will get there and is willing to condone the most heinous shit if it somehow means getting there faster.

 

[Mola Ram]

"People don't know the movie that made almost $100 million in the US!"

Did he just forget Samuel L. Jackson was in The Avengers? Way to erase the black man, you prissy little Boston bigot.

 

[Rei is shit]

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>this Van Gogh riff = epitome of 100% would be INSTANT FAVORITE of every bro that's hating on this

I think I understand what he means here but his penchant for verbosity = smart and CAPS FOR EMPHASIS just makes it way harder than it should be.

 

[elder god]

Current panels:

That second panel is my favorite. I’d love to watch a bunch of “professional” critics cry like a bitch because their “profession” can be done by anybody and they no longer have any way to gatekeep it, which means their opinions are no longer more important.

 

[Mola Ram]

That second panel is my favorite. I’d love to watch a bunch of “professional” critics cry like a bitch because their “profession” can be done by anybody and they no longer have any way to gatekeep it, which means their opinions are no longer more important.

I admit to feeling marginally better about his presence upon seeing he's part of one panel that will surely be marginal figures whining about their diminishing prominence, and another that is completely baffling. Trailer reactions? Seriously? An entire panel on trailer reactions? Just call yourselves product whores already.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

That second panel is my favorite. I’d love to watch a bunch of “professional” critics cry like a bitch because their “profession” can be done by anybody and they no longer have any way to gatekeep it, which means their opinions are no longer more important.

The funniest part is that without out the removal of that gate Bob is whining about, he wouldn't be a critic either.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I admit to feeling marginally better about his presence upon seeing he's part of one panel that will surely be marginal figures whining about their diminishing prominence, and another that is completely baffling. Trailer reactions? Seriously? An entire panel on trailer reactions? Just call yourselves product whores already.

Bob is never gonna moderate the MCU panel in a million years, so I'm not surprised he's being put in panels nobody cares about that's filled with other literally whos.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Bob is never gonna moderate the MCU panel in a million years, so I'm not surprised he's being put in panels nobody cares about that's filled with other literally whos.

Him moderating something related to comics would be an insult to fans who have a true passion for them. Bob does not give a shit about them. They're just his platform to spout ignorant shit that even those that work within the business are baffled.

 

[BubbleButt]

That second panel is my favorite. I’d love to watch a bunch of “professional” critics cry like a bitch because their “profession” can be done by anybody and they no longer have any way to gatekeep it, which means their opinions are no longer more important.

Quis carpit ipsos criticum?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Pure. Fucking. Projection. By his own metrics, Bob is the biggest "Believer" there is: he worships the idea of a nebulous"Superior Future" that will somehow make things better for everybody, but can never articulate in sufficient detail exactly how we will get there and is willing to condone the most heinous shit if it somehow means getting there faster.

I don't know, man. Where's the leap in logic in assuming the removal of American borders for a free for all will favor intellectualism and somehow a world government?

 

[Plissken]

Bob is Bisexual as in he has to buy sex.

No, Bob is also Bisexual cuz he has sex twice a year (At most)

 

[Mola Ram]

No, Bob is also Bisexual cuz he has sex twice a year (At most)

No, he's bisexual because when he tries to put the moves on someone, they're all, "BYE!"

 

[Plissken]

Do any of you think that if Bob were gay or bisexual, would he be the bitch in the relationship for the butch?

That reminds me way too much of this

Except that these guys are likeable, unlike Blob.

 

[Positron]

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Yup, genderflip reboots totally work. Just look at The Ghostbustesses.

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"Everyone is a critic" but social media TV discourse is a "reality distortion field".

Did I mention how much I love his compassion?
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It is unprecedented torrential rain and flooding that plague Japan right now. Bobby is to stupid to grab a ready rebuke to Trump.

And what "van Gogh riff" is he referring to? I search Nannette and van Gogh and I found this article. I think Hannah Gadsby's analysis of van Gogh is spot on:

She contrasts Picasso’s macho image against that of Van Gogh, whom, she says, we idolize for making beautiful work despite his mental torment, when really he was living in hell and couldn’t sell paintings because he couldn’t network. “This whole idea, this romanticizing of mental illness is ridiculous,” she says. “It is not a ticket to genius. It is a ticket to fucking nowhere.”

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And what "van Gogh riff" is he referring to? I search Nannette and van Gogh and I found this article. I think Hannah Gadsby's analysis of van Gogh is spot on:

The Blob here sold more copies of his books than Van Gogh did selling his art during his lifetime. Jeanne Calment, the world's longest living human, called him gross when she was 14 years of age. During his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only a single painting, lobbed off his ear, and then killed himself.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Says the guy who wants to fuck Lindsay Ellis and won't debate Sargon.

"Because I would buy the SHIT out of those"

And now you know why Bob has money issues.

 

[Mola Ram]

Says the guy who wants to fuck Lindsay Ellis and won't debate Sargon.
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"Because I would buy the SHIT out of those"

And now you know why Bob has money issues.
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"Third-tier academics!" mewled the bloated under-dweller with a film studies degree from a Massachusetts community college.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

"Because I would buy the SHIT out of those"

And now you know why Bob has money issues.
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Wait. Wouldn't Blob hate Steve Ditko because he was an Ann Rand fan and wrote a character who advocated for Objectivism and who believed that morality was black and white? Or waitaminute... Does Blob actually LIKE Ayn Rand ? I can't tell because his philosophy is all over the place and I would think he would hate Ayn Rand because he thinks all morality is relative, but I would also think he'd like her because of her atheism and her calling out other people for being inferior.

Anyway, a lot of SJWs are dumping on Steve Ditko because of his Objectivism and his White Maleness, and so I would have thought that Bob would follow suit. I guess we'll see...

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Wait. Wouldn't Blob hate Steve Ditko because he was an Ann Rand fan and wrote a character who advocated for Objectivism and who believed that morality was black and white? Or waitaminute... Does Blob actually LIKE Ayn Rand ? I can't tell because his philosophy is all over the place and I would think he would hate Ayn Rand because he thinks all morality is relative, but I would also think he'd like her because of her atheism and her calling out other people for being inferior.

Anyway, a lot of SJWs are dumping on Steve Ditko because of his Objectivism and his White Maleness, and so I would have thought that Bob would follow suit. I guess we'll see...

I'm not surprised these SJWs would grave dance the moment it was revealed his views. Like who gives a shit? He still an important figure for many people.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm not surprised these SJWs would grave dance the moment it was revealed his views. Like who gives a shit? He still an important figure for many people.

They're gonna do the same for Stan Lee, and Bob would probably do the same thing as well. He and Marvel's CEO both endorsed Donald Trump. Heaven forbid when that happens, mainly because Bob's gonna open an incredibly nasty can of worms.