Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador]

I think Blob spergs about James Gunn because he feels deep down inside, that if he can get that decision reversed, there's hope that Goobergrape and the Drumpf election can be reversed as well. It's like that scene in Star Trek: First Contact where Picard yells "The Line must be drawn HERE!" and he smashes his display case, only there it looks cool because it's quintessential British actor Patrick Stewart doing it. But if Bob did it, it would sound more like a toddler screaming because his Mom bought him the wrong kind of spaghettios ("No MAAHHM! I wanted the kind with the HAAAHT DAAAHGS in it!")

No Bob. You can't have a rehired James Gunn. (Not Yours.)

 

[Princess Rescuer]

lol bob thinks movies that star female characters are popular with women, no it's mostly male nerds that make strong woman franchises popular

 

[Godzilla@1989]

In the end, Bob is going to go to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 directed by God knows who at least three times and still caterwaul Gunn's "unjust" firing. Meanwhile, Disney will just laugh at him because they already have his money.

That reminds of when people complained when Michael Keaton and Tim Burton left after Batman Returns and Val Kilmer and Joel Schumacher took over and despite the bitching, people still went to see Batman Forever.

Though to be fair, I don’t recall if they were overweight, basement-dwelling manbabies that were pushing forty that were throwing public temper tantrums about Burton leaving and pushing a campaign were you delusionaly think the studio will listen to you and rehire them because of it.

 

[Kulee Baba]

lol bob thinks movies that star female characters are popular with women, no it's mostly male nerds that make strong woman franchises popular

You see that a lot with SJWs, that the medium whether it’s games, comic books, or action movies have been “pandered” to males and we can get the other half of the population into nerd culture if we just made more female pandered entertainment.

The video game one amuses me the most, because women as a whole play games just as much as men do, but they play casual mobile games (aka Timewasters). There’s some but most girls aren’t interested in deep mechanicallly layered simulations. The SJWs think PS4’s being owned mostly by males is a failure of a Male Oriented Society, instead of realizing that women have fun with games that only require a tablet with a fraction of the hardware power.

 

[LaughingJoke]

You see that a lot with SJWs, that the medium whether it’s games, comic books, or action movies have been “pandered” to males and we can get the other half of the population into nerd culture if we just made more female pandered entertainment.

The video game one amuses me the most, because women as a whole play games just as much as men do, but they play casual mobile games (aka Timewasters). There’s some but most girls aren’t interested in deep mechanicallly layered simulations. The SJWs think PS4’s being owned mostly by males is a failure of a Male Oriented Society, instead of realizing that women have fun with games that only require a tablet with a fraction of the hardware power.

Comic book companies are learning the hard way when you pander to SJW's it doesn't work because they pick up that first issue so the can go on social media and virtue signal how wonderful they are for supporting this creator or character then they never come back.

Every broad who isn't a SJW I know watch MCU films because the Marvel Chris's, Holland, Hiddleson, Cumberbatch, Downey, & Boseman makes them want to flick their bean. Hell I grew up on every schlock action movie made because of my mom she loves action films hates romantic comedies. Why? Because as she says she'd rather watch hot guys kick ass than some skinny bitch whine about two guys wanting to fuck her. That's my mom keeping it classy. I can't wait to see the Dr. Who numbers this fall because after the curiosity factor of Whittaker's first episode I see the ratings tanking. Capaldi scripts aside was a great Doctor IMO but all the fangurls jumped ship because they lost their fantasy of dating the Doctor and I don't see Whittaker changing that just alienating a fraction of an already shrinking fan base.

Bob and SJW's don't even understand the female action icons they try to base their Mary Sues on take Ripley and Sarah Connor. Alien and Terminator were sci-fi horror films and they were last girls barely surviving. They became badasses in the sequels having earned it after surviving the original film. They weren't magically perfect badasses from the start with no training or explanation.

 

[elder god]

Cow crossover with Tony Goldmark.
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I love how skidmark admits that their side isn’t only the one that created outrage culture, but they think it’s a good tactic that was just used by those dang dirty righties to go after “bad targets” birds of a feather with Bob, I guess. By the way, Skidmark is currently trying to groom a barely out of college girl while he’s in his late 30s.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I love how skidmark admits that their side isn’t only the one that created outrage culture, but they think it’s a good tactic that was just used by those dang dirty righties to go after “bad targets” birds of a feather with Bob, I guess. By the way, Skidmark is currently trying to groom a barely out of college girl while he’s in his late 30s.

When one side uses something for years against their opponents, their opponents will get sick and tired of it, and then try using said weapon against their tormentors.

 

[Gordon Cole]

3-way cow crossover about Star Wars.

Getting Donald Duck wrong and comparing himself to Bugs Bunny.

Don't ruin No More Heroes for me, Bob.

Can you even stand on a boat without capsizing it?

 

[Flexo]

Can you even stand on a boat without capsizing it?
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Hey Bob, Hitler ate sugar. Maybe you should give that up.

(Seriously how can the "no bad tactics" guy complain about ANYBODY ruining something?)

 

[Red Hood]

That reminds of when people complained when Michael Keaton and Tim Burton left after Batman Returns and Val Kilmer and Joel Schumacher took over and despite the bitching, people still went to see Batman Forever.

Though to be fair, I don’t recall if they were overweight, basement-dwelling manbabies that were pushing forty that were throwing public temper tantrums about Burton leaving and pushing a campaign were you delusionaly think the studio will listen to you and rehire them because of it.

IIRC at the time everyone hated Batman Returns and no one cared about the change in director all that much until after Batman and Robin came out and then it was more of a retroactive thing. Batman Forever was a pretty popular movie that was seen as bringing the franchise back into the public's good graces, at least temporarily.

What does this say about Bob? Mostly that people didn't autistically sperg about toy commercial movies in the 90's quite as much. They just got on with their lives.

 

[John Carmack]

He can pretend he's on a leaky boat next time his brother's basement floods.

 

[BubbleButt]

Because as she says she'd rather watch hot guys kick ass than some skinny bitch whine about two guys wanting to fuck her.

The obvious solution is for our heroine to get double penetrated.

I just don't understand why Bob thinks rehiring James Gunn is going to be a win for him. Bob has never won anything in his life.

 

[Zaryiu]

Really stupid question but it has been troubling me: An I like Bob? I lost one of my grandmothers more than a decade ago and I did go at the funeral but I didn't cry and didn't see her one last time before they buried her, am I as bad as Bob?

 

[Y2K Baby]

Really stupid question but it has been troubling me: An I like Bob? I lost one of my grandmothers more than a decade ago and I did go at the funeral but I didn't cry and didn't see her one last time before they buried her, am I as bad as Bob?

Were you wearing a Mario cap?

 

[Zaryiu]

Were you wearing a Mario cap?

Um no

 

[Y2K Baby]

Um no

Then no.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Really stupid question but it has been troubling me: An I like Bob? I lost one of my grandmothers more than a decade ago and I did go at the funeral but I didn't cry and didn't see her one last time before they buried her, am I as bad as Bob?

You went to the funeral dummy. Doing the bare minimum is more than Bob.

 

[NQ 952]

Holy fuck is bob still going on about Gunn? Ffs Bob move on.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Really stupid question but it has been troubling me: An I like Bob? I lost one of my grandmothers more than a decade ago and I did go at the funeral but I didn't cry and didn't see her one last time before they buried her, am I as bad as Bob?

Did you split early to put in an air conditioner or tweet about Nazi Supergirl?

 

[BScCollateral]

Really stupid question but it has been troubling me: An I like Bob? I lost one of my grandmothers more than a decade ago and I did go at the funeral but I didn't cry and didn't see her one last time before they buried her, am I as bad as Bob?

Eh, I wouldn't worry about it too much. You can like Sonic without turning into Chris-Chan.