Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

I smell a pitch.

Well Bob would be an fatter, more spergy Annie Wilkes from Misery. He would smash all their ankles with his weight.

 

[BScCollateral]

Some of the greatest and most creative writers in history wouldn't be able to come up with a character quite like Bob Chipman.

They could, but he'd be written out as too unsympathetic.

 

[Brother Wind]

You were the glue that held The Escapist together.

Fucking sure.

So I know no trolling plans and all but, can we make an exception? Because I want everyone to make him eat these fucking words when he gets fired again

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Well Bob would be an fatter, more spergy Annie Wilkes from Misery. He would smash all their ankles with his weight.

I would suggest Joel Edgerton be cast as Bob Chipman. Just put him in a fat suit.

 

[Foltest]

So I know no trolling plans and all but, can we make an exception? Because I want everyone to make him eat these fucking words when he gets fired again

Bob ain't worth any of the time spend on trolling. His whole existence is punishment enough. He is nearly 40 years old and he has wasted the best years of ones life on plastic shit and being a fanboy too the nth degree. He has no wife, no girlfriend, he is nearly unhirble at this point (apart from shitsite with no taste) and he lives a sad sad life... which he does not deserve our pity.

 

[BScCollateral]

So I know no trolling plans and all but, can we make an exception?

Nah. Why make a nobody a martyr?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Some of the greatest and most creative writers in history wouldn't be able to come up with a character quite like Bob Chipman.

John Kennedy Toole essentially did. Bob is just Ignatius Reilly who replaces early Christian philosophy with MAHHHVEL and Funko Pop-type shit.

 

[Gordon Cole]

More saltiness.

I smell a pitch.

I've said this before, but a character like Bob would work best in a show like Eastbound & Down where a lot of the humor comes from the fact that he's an utter fuck-up.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I would suggest Joel Edgerton be cast as Bob Chipman. Just put him in a fat suit.

He would be a good choice.

More saltiness.
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I've said this before, but a character like Bob would work best in a show like Eastbound & Down where a lot of the humor comes from the fact that he's an utter fuck-up.

If it were a serious dark drama, I would argue a character like Bob would work also in a show like One Tree Hill or Degrassi where the guy is an utter fuck up and proceeds to get vengeance on those that bullied him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob: "I'm from Bahstan, I fight."

Also Bob: "Please report this user for harassment, my devoted fans."

And of course, it can't be a shitshow without one asskisser.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

It is cathartic as fuck to see Bob's ilk have their tactics so splendidly be turned around on them. That's it. They lost. They could never raise as much of a stink as actual fans of Marvel because they still don't realize they're the fringe culture, not the nerds they hate so much.

Letting this happen is a "win" for the "alt-right" in the way that if you were consistent in your beliefs, you'd agree with them. You're not, so you don't. And now everyone is rightfully mocking you for it Bob. How are we supposed to take you seriously when you won't even consistently stand by your own beliefs? That's it. It's done.

You played yourself, Bobbie. And unlike your normal outings with "playing yourself", there ain't no tissue that can clean up this mess. GG's faggot.

 

[Brother Wind]

Bob ain't worth any of the time spend on trolling. His whole existence is punishment enough. He is nearly 40 years old and he has wasted the best years of ones life on plastic shit and being a fanboy too the nth degree. He has no wife, no girlfriend, he is nearly unhirble at this point (apart from shitsite with no taste) and he lives a sad sad life... which he does not deserve our pity.

Nah. Why make a nobody a martyr?

Bah! Fine fine, I'll just enjoy the inevitable win. Maybe go have a drink with some of my farming friends.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob ain't worth any of the time spend on trolling. His whole existence is punishment enough. He is nearly 40 years old and he has wasted the best years of ones life on plastic shit and being a fanboy too the nth degree. He has no wife, no girlfriend, he is nearly unhirble at this point (apart from shitsite with no taste) and he lives a sad sad life... which he does not deserve our pity.

The funny part to me is; This nigger lives in a basement, he's admitted he lives in a basement, and his goal is to not live underground like a fucking goblin. He's nearly 40, has shit health, shit job prospects, and is somehow subsistence living on, let's say, $5.5k a month if we add in Escapist money, Geek.com money, Screenrant money, YouTube monetization, Patreon, and merch sales if he has any. He will never be better off than he currently is, and his best years are far, far behind him... though I assume his quality of life Bell curve is basically flat. His life was over before it began.

Can't escape from crossing fate.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's the ending of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back where they go around the country beating up internet trolls.

Have I mentioned that Bob's 37 yet?

 

[BR55]

The funny part to me is; This nigger lives in a basement, he's admitted he lives in a basement, and his goal is to not live underground like a fucking goblin. He's nearly 40, has shit health, shit job prospects, and is somehow subsistence living on, let's say, $5.5k a month if we add in Escapist money, Geek.com money, Screenrant money, YouTube monetization, Patreon, and merch sales if he has any. He will never be better off than he currently is, and his best years are far, far behind him... though I assume his quality of life Bell curve is basically flat. His life was over before it began.

Can't escape from crossing fate.

The truest observation about Bob that has ever been made is that he never grew up beyond High School.
The steadfast belief that "Intelligence is the one True Virtue" is the residual behavior of some locker stuffed nerd telling himself that he's better than those dumb jocks because he's smart!
The love of plastic crap and McDonald's is an indicator of tastes that stalled out around 13 or so.
The Ego and Hatred of others...Okay those are just the signs of a Sociopath.
Bob is a stark reminder of the importance of growing up and becoming an adult...Namely that that you won't be like Bob Chipman.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's the ending of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back where they go around the country beating up internet trolls.

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Have I mentioned that Bob's 37 yet?

Bob, I dare you to go out and attack some of your online critics. The legal ramifications and life-threatening injuries you receive when your victims defend themselves would be entertaining as fuck to us here on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The truest observation about Bob that has ever been made is that he never grew up beyond High School.
The steadfast belief that "Intelligence is the one True Virtue" is the residual behavior of some locker stuffed nerd telling himself that he's better than those dumb jocks because he's smart!
The love of plastic crap and McDonald's is an indicator of tastes that stalled out around 13 or so.
The Ego and Hatred of others...Okay those are just the signs of a Sociopath.
Bob is a stark reminder of the importance of growing up and becoming an adult...Namely that that you won't be like Bob Chipman.

He's also a reminder to parents that they must properly raise their children into successful and mature adults in the future, not basement-dwelling man children with a fetish of retro shit from the eighties.

 

[Mola Ram]

He's also a reminder to parents that they must properly raise their children into successful and mature adults in the future, not basement-dwelling man children with a fetish of retro shit from the eighties.

Parent.

 

[TheImportantFart]

If anyone's new here and/or can't keep up with the constant walls of autism Bob's producing at the moment, here's a quick summary for y'all:

 

[BR55]

Parent.

Poor poor Papa Chipman.
If there is an afterlife I hope there was some good stuff in it to distract Chipman Sr. from his son thirsting for Nazi Supergirl at his funeral.