Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Anonimo]

It'd be funny if Bob said he's an industry insider but in reality he's been banned by all the industries.

This piques my interest. Apart from the Escapist firing him the first time, I don't recall the industries actually taking punitive measures against him. If anything, I was under the impression that they weren't even aware of, or even cared that he existed.

 

[Kamatsubu]

This piques my interest. Apart from the Escapist firing him the first time, I don't recall the industries actually taking punitive measures against him. If anything, I was under the impression that they weren't even aware of, or even cared that he existed.

Now I'd just like to see Hollywood put out a statement saying Bob's views are not their views like when he was working at Gamespot... Or was it Cinemassacre? I forgot.

 

[Gordon Cole]

People can't like both?

This is why people call you a Nazi.

Such a superior man. Eating at Uno's...

And paying for in-flight wi-fi.

Even more Mahval sperging.

"My dick's gonna be bigger than an Asian's on Sunday!"

I see his blatant yellow fever is working out so well.

Imagine being in such a bubble that you seriously think a network would pick this up.

Your first episode of The Big Picture was about Yogi Bear's tie.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I like how Prof. Peterson passively enjoying some vaporwave fan-art elicits a "dad stop", but not the 40 year old 'beetus bugman who makes youtube videos from his basement sniping at men (and women) who could knock him out with a good sneeze. Think about that, you can't even make jokes about Bob being an awkward adult because "dad" and "moviebob" just doesn't fit in the same sentence.

Ok wow, caught up on new tweets, and it's just perfect how a bartender is discussing QAnon with customers and what does Bob do? Does he speak up, correct the record, fight for his pure and noble cause on behalf of the Superior Future? Nope. He just stews in silence and tweets about it. That's why whatever culture war he thinks he's fighting, he's going to lose.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Now I'd just like to see Hollywood put out a statement saying Bob's views are not their views like when he was working at Gamespot... Or was it Cinemassacre? I forgot.

for that to happen, I think Bob would have to get on a major news network. It would be funny but it would a major boost for his ego

 

[Kamatsubu]

for that to happen, I think Bob would have to get on a major news network. It would be funny but it would a major boost for his ego

You say that but I bet it wouldn't be that hard for him to get on CNN

"Mr. Chipman please tell us how all white men... er the Alt Right is evil and why progressiveism is the greatest thing ever!"

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

You say that but I bet it wouldn't be that hard for him to get on CNN

"Mr. Chipman please tell us how all white men... er the Alt Right is evil and why progressiveism is the greatest thing ever!"

sad but true. Remember when news shows had integrity before the internet? Good times

 

[Kamatsubu]

sad but true. Remember when news shows had integrity before the internet? Good times

Sad thing is that I thought the news had integrity during the Bush years, but I was in my dumb "hahaha faux news" liberal phase at the time. Seems so long ago when I was also a shitlib reading the communist manifesto and thinking it was better than evil capitalism, and that was high school. It surprises me that dudes like Bob haven't grown up from that point yet.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Sad thing is that I thought the news had integrity during the Bush years, but I was in my dumb "hahaha faux news" liberal phase at the time. Seems so long ago when I was also a shitlib reading the communist manifesto and thinking it was better than evil capitalism, and that was high school. It surprises me that dudes like Bob haven't grown up from that point yet.

to close what you said, in order to grow up at all from any point, you have to both experience life and fail at things to learn from your mistakes. Bob constantly fails at things but never learns a thing from them, which is why he's still a lolcow to this day and will likely remain until he gets cast aside or dies

 

[Kamatsubu]

to close what you said, in order to grow up at all from any point, you have to both experience life and fail at things to learn from your mistakes. Bob constantly fails at things but never learns a thing from them, which is why he's still a lolcow to this day and will likely remain until he gets cast aside or dies

To be fair you need a really high IQ to compare the reveal of SMB3 in the Wizard to the JFK assassination lol.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

to close what you said, in order to grow up at all from any point, you have to both experience life and fail at things to learn from your mistakes. Bob constantly fails at things but never learns a thing from them, which is why he's still a lolcow to this day and will likely remain until he gets cast aside or dies

Bob serves as a plausible threshold for when altruism becomes pathological. His family has treated him a little too kindly, and as a result he's never taken the knocks that he needed to grow up. Pateron compounds this problem.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Okay, so by that logic from Bob, culture, art, knowledge, science, technology, education, thought and business all have to thrive in blue states and red states can’t, even though the red states’ people are responsible for producing the shit for the things Bob advocates for.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

So Bob’s thinking is in order to sell movie tickets you have to make the cast Asian or Black.

 

[Kamatsubu]

Okay, so by that logic from Bob, culture, art, knowledge, science, technology, education, thought and business all have to thrive in blue states and red states can’t, even though the red states’ people are responsible for producing the shit for the things Bob advocates for.

I seem to remember that Bob described his perfect world before, and he described it precisely to be like The Hunger Games, except he get's to be one of the elite in the stands watching the mere morals fight to live in his perfect society.

 

[Red Hood]

Now I'd just like to see Hollywood put out a statement saying Bob's views are not their views like when he was working at Gamespot... Or was it Cinemassacre? I forgot.

Cut to James and Mike laughing hysterically at Brick by Brick and asking who wrote a turd like that.

 

[Kamatsubu]

Cut to James and Mike laughing hysterically at Brick by Brick and asking whi wrote a turd like that.

I bet Bob would be thrilled though if Rian Johnson or James Gunn turned his stupid book into a movie, but that would be some fantasy clown world.

 

[LaughingJoke]

I bet Bob would be thrilled though if Rian Johnson or James Gunn turned his stupid book into a movie, but that would be some fantasy clown world.

I might want to see that given Rian Johnson's desire to divide audiences and subvert expectations added with Gunn's history in films outside of GOTG. The film could end with Princess Peach getting Stockholm Syndrome and sodomizing Mario with his own plunger while Bowser jacks it in the corner. Bob's reaction would be amusing.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is why people call you a Nazi.
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Looks like Bob is WRONG, yet again. Then again, he's never right. All of those things are blooming in red states, you just choose to ignore them.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Okay, so by that logic from Bob, culture, art, knowledge, science, technology, education, thought and business all have to thrive in blue states and red states can’t, even though the red states’ people are responsible for producing the shit for the things Bob advocates for.

Bob constantly fails to realize that the red states contribution to the nation is resources and labour that the blue states need to keep their own cities running. Also, he ignores (though I wonder if he does do willfully) the fact that Texas is a major centre for commerce, science/technology, and culture. Remember when I said that I would not go to Boston because of the Bob lives near it? I will rephrase my position: I have no desire to go to Boston because it looks--frankly--boring to me. Cities like San Antonio, New Orleans, and Nashville are all places in "Flyover Country" I would like to visit because of the local culture. I will not deny Boston's historical importance, but culturally and economically it will forever be in the shadow of New York City.

His obsession with diversity has also proven to be a historical folly. Take a look at both the Soviet Union and the former Yugoslavia as two examples where "multicultural" societies collapsed, and cataclysmically in the case of the latter. The main reason United States succeeded was because immigrants where expected to integrate into the nation's mainstream culture. Yes, there were always nativist movements, but many immigrants adapted and thrived in their new homeland regardless. Given how Bob and his ideological cohorts denigrate American mainstream (particularly when it comes to the Red States) and eliminate it by importing migrants to culturally and replace entire populations by giving the newcomers no incentive to integrate into the host nation's culture.

Look at Canada. Our (current year) Prime Minister declared that the country was a post-national state with no core identity or mainstream, which I believe is unravelling our national fabric. We have hundreds of First Nations bands that believe themselves to be nation-states and our Constitution requires consultation with them, which have made major projects insanely difficult or even outright impossible to start because individual bands and an activist judiciary can change the goalposts on regulations. Case in point, the Trans-Mountain Expansion.

But was does Bob care in the grand scheme of things? He does not produce anything. He is effectively a cultural parasite.

Cut to James and Mike laughing hysterically at Brick by Brick and asking whi wrote a turd like that.

I would like to see James do an in-character review of the book as the AVGN so he could rip Bob a new one.

 

[BubbleButt]

So Michael B. Jordan isn't a good actor? Wow, what a racist.

sad but true. Remember when news shows had integrity before the internet? Good times

The news industry has never had integrity. That has never been true.