Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kamatsubu]

I would tell him if he harass me further I would pepper spray him in the face and have the police arrest him for harassment.

His face, though, legitimately has one I sexual predator would have, though Bob is not one since there’s no evidence.

You think you're safe, but then you turn around and see this

"WAHOO!" is the last thing you hear before all goes dark.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

Tell him you've never seen a superhero movie, because you prefer movies aimed at adults. Then watch him cry.

 

[Cure Quanta]

Probably something like "Look, I'm happy being Catholic; gimme your Watchtower and go away"

 

[BubbleButt]

He looks like a retarded turtle in that picture. What is his mouth doing?

 

[Cure Quanta]

Yeah, his expressions look like Scalfani's without the excuse of surviving three strokes. Man ever smiled in front of a mirror, or has towing his lines just sucked all the real joy out of life?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

You think you're safe, but then you turn around and see this

"WAHOO!" is the last thing you hear before all goes dark.

They’re not sending their best, folks.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I swear, Bob would find a way to be against coming up with the cure for cancer if it meant that somehow, it would be a “propaganda victory” for the political right.

"Drumpf practicing medicine without a license and getting away with it proves that the US is a fascist state!"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob looks like the sort of guy who's been pepper sprayed so often that now he uses it as a condiment. For his vast, inhuman meals.

I imagine he would love to be pepper sprayed by Anita Sarkeesian.

 

[Gordon Cole]

HARASSMENT.

Still failing at memes.

And still not over his yellow fever.

Comics sperging with Nash.

The worst of both worlds.

Ah yes, the classy "dead-eyed pedophile mugshot" look.

"I'm healthy! Who hasn't passed out in hotel lobbies?"

What's the over/under on him sinking to the bottom?

Imagine being this desperate for asspats.

You really wanna criticize others for poor writing?

Oh sure, it's the hat choices that are holding you back.

Way to be sarcastic and sad at the same time.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

As cringey as that Titans train wreck is going to be, don't even pretend you were going to give it a fair chance Bobbo

 

[Tetra]

Alright, I've changed my opinion regarding the Nu-male smile phenomenon.

A closed mouth like this is far more cursed

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Just a picture of Bob with the caption "dyerp!" is automatically received as "Look how ugly you are!"
It's like when people post pictures of plus-sized models with the caption "this is modeling today" and wait for people to assume they're being called fat.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"I'm healthy! Who hasn't passed out in hotel lobbies?"
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Bullshit. Based on recent photos, you actually look like you've been gaining weight. I highly doubt you've lost 50 pounds in the past year, let alone reverse your diabetes.

 

[Mola Ram]

You really wanna criticize others for poor writing?

I feel obligated to point out his closing parenthetical contains a subject/verb disagreement. It should be are, not is.

But you do you, you nearly prediabetic mastodon.

EDIT: Just gonna leave this here: https://www.upi.com/FDA-warns-class-of-diabetes-drugs-may-cause-genital-gangrene/8611535631185/

 

[RockVolnutt]

Comics sperging with Nash.
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So how do comics have no power but Bob also believes, Riri Williams, who was made recently in the comics which be a roaring success if she gets in the MCU? You know, since he also praises that "muh representation" idea that things MASSIVE societal change will happen because of it or at least due to adaptations?

How does that work?

 

[Kamatsubu]

Still failing at memes.
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Seems to me that's what Bobbo and his "side" wants to do.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Whoever told Bob that a blazer over a t-shirt tucked into jeans is a good look needs to be publicly flogged.
Yes, I’m aware Bob probably decided that himself.

 

[Mola Ram]

Whoever told Bob that a blazer over a t-shirt tucked into jeans is a good look needs to be publicly flogged.
Yes, I’m aware Bob probably decided that himself.

My takeaway from his wardrobe is that, whether it's his taste, his immaturity, or the image he wants to project for his "brand" (such as it is), Bob adamantly refuses to dress like an adult.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

My takeaway from his wardrobe is that, whether it's his taste, his immaturity, or the image he wants to project for his "brand" (such as it is), Bob adamantly refuses to dress like an adult.

It makes him look like a slow-in-the-mind pedophile.

 

[Red Hood]

Whoever told Bob that a blazer over a t-shirt tucked into jeans is a good look needs to be publicly flogged.
Yes, I’m aware Bob probably decided that himself.

You can only get away with that look if the following conditions are met:
a) It is the 1980's
b) you are in shape
c) You are on the cast of Miami Vice
d) The t-shirt is a solid color and not pop culture detritus or memes.