Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Judge Dredd]

Wait, he bashed Scarface?

Not exactly. It's spread through various videos and I'm not going to watch all of his videos to check, but if I recall correctly his opinion was that it was a good film but dude-bros like it for the wrong reasons. I think the implication was dude-bros see Tony as a cool dude to be emulated, not a tragic figure to be pitied.

And the reason you and your "game journalists" retards get obsessed with "aesthetics" and "stories" of videa (rather than mechanics and playability) is that you're literally incapable of completing a game's tutorial, on easy mode.

And because they want to promote their friends games and games with the "correct" political message, but those games are poorly made and so need to be judged by other merits.
And because they are insecure and want the same preterite and respect as a turtle neck wearing film critic or literacy professor.
And because playing games is a job to them. Having to play a game for 18 hours for a review is inconvenient for them. If they are 30 mins long and have no challenge, then they can clock out for the day and spend all their time writing hot takes on Twitter.
And because they want to be political pundits but are stuck in a mostly a-political job where they don't get to virtue signal without losing money.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I think the implication was dude-bros see Tony as a cool dude to be emulated, not a tragic figure to be pitied.

He's describing niggers, not dudebros.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Entertainment Weekly just released an in-depth article on the upcoming Captain Marvel. Brie Larson promised that it would break the Internet in half, but Marvel Studios would have to actually release the trailer for that to be remotely true. Anyway, does anyone believe that Bob will tone down his #RehireJamesGunn campaign to render praise upon Feige for such a progressive milestone? You know, second capeshit film starring a woman and (co-)directed by a woman.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Entertainment Weekly just released an in-depth article on the upcoming Captain Marvel. Brie Larson promised that it would break the Internet in half, but Marvel Studios would have to actually release the trailer for that to be remotely true. Anyway, does anyone believe that Bob will tone down his #RehireJamesGunn campaign to render praise upon Feige for such a progressive milestone? You know, second capeshit film starring a woman and (co-)directed by a woman.

You forget we're talking about Bob here, Wonder Woman, being a DC property doesn't count

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

You forget we're talking about Bob here, Wonder Woman, being a DC property doesn't count

He's like Stalin in that regard. Airbrushing people out of existence.

 

[elder god]

Bob and his ilk are too stupid to realize that if they try this, nothing will stop the republicans from doing the same when they regain power. It’s the same issue democrats are facing now, they did something that gave them power, republicans got into power and decided to use it some more.

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She admits another place that she didn’t try to hard, so she just put her name on the ballet and scammed some people out of their money, also 20% is patheticly bad for any election.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Entertainment Weekly just released an in-depth article on the upcoming Captain Marvel. Brie Larson promised that it would break the Internet in half, but Marvel Studios would have to actually release the trailer for that to be remotely true. Anyway, does anyone believe that Bob will tone down his #RehireJamesGunn campaign to render praise upon Feige for such a progressive milestone? You know, second capeshit film starring a woman and (co-)directed by a woman.

Well, he backtracks on a lot of things so I wouldn't be surprised if he praises the shit out of it like he does with the other MCU movies.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Well, he backtracks on a lot of things so I wouldn't be surprised if he praises the shit out of it like he does with the other MCU movies.

He'll praise Marvel and blame evil Disney.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He'll praise Marvel and blame evil Disney.

That's probably more likely given his #RehireJamesGunn campaign.

Speaking of #RehireJamesGunn, why do I get the feeling Bob will have that as his tattoo?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I knew he'd cream his jorts over Ayanna Pressley.

"I love pandering as long as the company's on the right side of history."

-Calls the alt-right Nazi trolls cowards, can't finish what they try to start

And that producer's name? Albert Einstein.

 

[LaughingJoke]

The whole EW "The Future is Female" thing with Captain Marvel is cringy and even though I like the MCU I want Captain Marvel to barely be a blip the MCU will probably stop it from being a flop but at least being a low earning outing for Marvel would be nice just to see Bob chimp out.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

That's probably more likely given his #RehireJamesGunn campaign.

Speaking of #RehireJamesGunn, why do I get the feeling Bob will have that as his tattoo?

I'd be pleasantly surprised if Bob went out and got a tattoo. I have no expectation of him voluntarily experiencing pain, no matter how trivial. (Also, because he's a fat fuck, he'd bleed like a stuck pig and probably start tweeting about that instead.)

 

[Mola Ram]

"I love pandering as long as the company's on the right side of history."

Nike is a company infamous for using sweatshop labor in the third world, and the Kaepernick thing is a screechingly obvious ploy to buy goodwill among progressive nitwits so as to deflect from that sort of nastiness. Bob is clearly among the nittiest of wits, judging from his reaction.

 

[LaughingJoke]

I knew he'd cream his jorts over Ayanna Pressley.
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"I love pandering as long as the company's on the right side of history."
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And that producer's name? Albert Einstein.

I knew he'd cream his jorts over Ayanna Pressley.
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"I love pandering as long as the company's on the right side of history."
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And that producer's name? Albert Einstein.

Does that ignorant e-begging idiot ever realize most of the blue collar manual labor types are minorities who have less opportunities for higher education? He's basically saying those poor crackers, niggers, and spiks can work in the service industry catering to my white elitist fat ass.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

That Captain Marvel cover is extremely terrible. You know a male feminist made the decision on that, probably someone similar to Blobbo.

Also, his constant stanning for Black Panther and now Crazy Rich Asians solely because they feature black and asian casts is also super cringey. Can’t wait for the Academy to not nominate either one for Best Picture.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm just grateful he wasnt a Sega sperg. Sonic sperging aside, can you imagine how salty he'd be that playstation killed them during the fith gen and Sega neglected their franchises?

Sega spergs have always been louder, though (probably as a result of their decreased relevance) so, his voice would just be one shout drowned out in many, maybe? I'm just spitballing now, though.

Nike is a company infamous for using sweatshop labor in the third world, and the Kaepernick thing is a screechingly obvious ploy to buy goodwill among progressive nitwits so as to deflect from that sort of nastiness. Bob is clearly among the nittiest of wits, judging from his reaction.

What use does a man without feet have for shoes anyways?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

That Captain Marvel cover is extremely terrible. You know a male feminist made the decision on that, probably someone similar to Blobbo.

I will post the image here. Is is me or does Brie Larson look completely bored? Jason Mamoa can pull off stoic badass because he actually looks intimidating. Larson looks like someone Thanos could easily backhand.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I will post the image here. Is is me or does Brie Larson look completely bored? Jason Mamoa can pull off stoic badass because he actually looks intimidating. Larson looks like someone Thanos could easily backhand.

Hopefully she isn’t someone that’s miss casted like Oprah was in A Winkle in Time.

That Captain Marvel cover is extremely terrible. You know a male feminist made the decision on that, probably someone similar to Blobbo.

Also, his constant stanning for Black Panther and now Crazy Rich Asians solely because they feature black and asian casts is also super cringey. Can’t wait for the Academy to not nominate either one for Best Picture.

I only see Black Panther getting nominated for Best Visual Effects and Best Costume Design. Crazy Rich Asians has no chance.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Hopefully she isn’t someone that’s miss casted like Oprah was in A Winkle in Time.


I only see Black Panther getting nominated for Best Visual Effects and Best Costume Design. Crazy Rich Asians has no chance.

I'm good with them getting Costume Designs but even a nomination for Best Visual Effects would be a travesty given that train fight that was awful there are video game cut scenes more believable than that.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I will post the image here. Is is me or does Brie Larson look completely bored? Jason Mamoa can pull off stoic badass because he actually looks intimidating. Larson looks like someone Thanos could easily backhand.

Is the peak feminine form now identical to a twink? Because I may not like it.