Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sheryl Nome]

Make-a America Great-a Again - Mario, 2018

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I guarantee part of the reason he hates "Little Benny Shapiro" is because they're DEFINITELY people who were bullied growing up, but Bob war one of the types who would be like "At least I'm not like THAT loser," but now people like and listen to Ben Shapiro and no one outside of us and crazy people know who Bob is

 

[TheImportantFart]

does Bob hate Venom as much as he does?

Bob has an autistic, knee-jerk dislike of any Spider-Man-related films that came out after the Raimi films and any superhero film not in the MCU. Spider-Man: Homecoming is one of the few MCU films he doesn’t like for the first reason I stated above, so he’s got double reason to hate Venom. Plus, the film appeals to dudebros and we know how much Bob hates them.

why can't Bob just accept that he's a popular character

Bob? Politely disagree with someone? In the Suoperior Future, all opinions that deviate from the accepted paradigm will be met with scorn and social ostracism.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Spoiler: The following is a direct message to YOU, Bob: IF THINGS EVER GET SO BAD BETWEEN THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT THAT VERBAL NEGOTIATION IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE, IT IS THE LEFT THAT'S GOING TO BE SLAUGHTERED IN THE ENSUING BLOODBATH, NOT THE RIGHT. The Right has most of the guns, most of the family members with military experience, and 80 percent of the arable land. (California won't be able to grow anything for shit once the Colombia river has been blocked off.) Major Cities (like Boston) operate with "Just in Time" supply lines for maximum profitability. If those supply lines are cut off, Cities only have a few days of supplies to live on, and then everyone will have to leave to forage for food. All it would take are a concerted band of rednecks with a bunch of dynamite and a bag of caltrops to shut down a city for a day. Hell, some idiot accidentally lit a fire under an overpass in Atlanta a while back and caused half of the city to shut down.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/traffi...ire-caused-i-85-overpass-collapse-in-atlanta/

BOB. YOU. DON'T. WANT. VIOLENCE. You want to compromise. You want negotiations. Even if you don't consume a single product made by Red State people, you still want them happy. Because you've never seen what happens when normal people on the Right get desperate and commit widespread violence. Because so far, life hasn't been bad enough to warrant a large number of them risking everything in a street fight. But if that changes, it will be because of people like you, Bob. People that hardened their hearts and wouldn't deign to negotiate with people on the Right or even consider them human.

Don't be stupid, Bob. Be better...

Bob wants that. He wants violence toward those he hates because he never grew up out of his edgy phase. For him, "Blood for blood and eye to eye." is the right way to go. His dehumanization toward the concept of peace and acceptance has gone to the deep end to not be considered a choice for him. His biggest dream is ultimately Revenge, and the chance to oppress ideas that are not his.

Death to those he hates, spare the ones he likes or supports. Torture people that are a threat, but most of all, dehumanize and remove all empathy to all groups that do not fill on his "" Perfect"" world.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

To be slightly fair - playstation emulators do seem to be trickier than others. I've run arcade, SNES, NES and Sega ones just fine but my PS2 emulator doesn't seem to work (was hoping to place the game discs in the DVD tray). Anybody have suggestions?

Post your specs and PCSX2 settings in the Video Game Chat Thread so I can help you with that

 

[Mola Ram]

Death to those he hates, spare the ones he likes or supports. Torture people that are a threat, but most of all, dehumanize and remove all empathy to all groups that do not fill on his "" Perfect"" world.

This sounds over the top, but I seem to recall at some point in the last 18 months or so Bob explicitly defended dehumanization as a rhetorical tactic. Am I mistaken?

 

[Rekkington]

Cow crossover with Lindsay Ellis.
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Brian Kavanaugh sperging.
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Not sure why you're being condescending, at least Ben Shapiro lives above-ground.
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"Finally, Black Panther for fatties!"
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It's called emulators you fat tard.
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Did I mention that Bob's 37 yet?
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And lastly, a big heaping helping of wat.
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BONUS:
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When I look at people like Bob and Lindsey - and most of these shitheads - it just seems like nerdy kids trying to be cool. Look at Bob subtly implying that geeks who learn personal relationships like video games are inferior. These people actually think they're cool, the anti-gamergate goons think they're in the cool clique. It's such a fascinatingly fucked up dynamic, the people in high school who were too obese and ugly and odd to be cool now attempt to do that within nerd culture as outsiders. Moviebob doesn't like videogames, he likes Mario and he is mentally ill so he's been able to fake it this far. A guy who builds his entire personality around movies who doesn't seem to know much about movies.

Just think about that, imagine that your life is spent critiquing and breaking down and complaining about the fringe culture you desperately want to be respected in, and you have an open and enthusiastic resentment of everyone else within that culture. But you still expect everyone to make you emperor of it. A spastic, antisocial nerd who seems to be rallying nerds to destroy themselves. Lindsey Ellis, an alcoholic thot who is now taking taxpayer money to explain how Winnie the Pooh isn't gynocentric enough or whatever it is she talks about. These are shameful existences defined by conflict and self destruction.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Every time Bob wears this

I want him to see this in his head

I really want Mario/Toad always associated with Trump now just to ruin it for him.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Look at Bob subtly implying that geeks who learn personal relationships like video games are inferior.

I seem to recall earlier in this thread Blob bragging about "cheat code talking" his way into a three-way. Whether or not that actually happened is suspect.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Amygdala-damaged folks like Bob often feel panic and distress when exposed to ideas they don't like. It's called an Amygdala hijack:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amygdala_hijack

Bob seems to be under the impression that performing an amygdala hijack on someone causes the same amount of damage to them as punching them in the face. So a physical attack or a call to arrest people who do such things seems logical to Bob and his ilk. It's why a lot of the more deranged lefties want to end free speech altogether - to protect their fragile brains from altright shitlords performing amygdala hijacks.



Bob genuinely believes his basement review gig does more for humanity than all of the farmers and concrete-pourers in the Midwest. (And if Bob DOES value the labor of the mayonnaise ghouls, he much prefers said labor to be done by robots and imported third world peasants. ) Note: Bob believes that:

1. Third world non-English speakers with no college educations and little familiarity with technology /pathways of middle class American life can be seamlessly assimilated into American communities without any kind of difficulty or without displaying any self-interested tribalistic behavior whatsoever.

2. Joe Redneck and all of his gun-toting cousins are simply going to step aside and let politicians flood their communities with scab workers. Bob obviously thinks that anyone with an education lower than an Associate Degree in Communications from a Community college is so stupid, that they'll be easily brushed aside when the Day of Reparations finally occurs. Bob no doubt imagines himself as a master of Gun-kata, artfully shooting flannel-shirted Billy Bobs as they flee for their lives, like he's in some kind of fricken John Woo movie.

Spoiler: The following is a direct message to YOU, Bob:

IF THINGS EVER GET SO BAD BETWEEN THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT THAT VERBAL NEGOTIATION IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE, IT IS THE LEFT THAT'S GOING TO BE SLAUGHTERED IN THE ENSUING BLOODBATH, NOT THE RIGHT. The Right has most of the guns, most of the family members with military experience, and 80 percent of the arable land. (California won't be able to grow anything for shit once the Colombia river has been blocked off.) Major Cities (like Boston) operate with "Just in Time" supply lines for maximum profitability. If those supply lines are cut off, Cities only have a few days of supplies to live on, and then everyone will have to leave to forage for food. All it would take are a concerted band of rednecks with a bunch of dynamite and a bag of caltrops to shut down a city for a day. Hell, some idiot accidentally lit a fire under an overpass in Atlanta awhile back and caused half of the city to shut down.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/traffi...ire-caused-i-85-overpass-collapse-in-atlanta/

BOB. YOU. DON'T. WANT. VIOLENCE. You want compromise. You want negotiations. Even if you don't consume a single product made by Red State people, you still want them happy. Because you've never seen what happens when normal people on the Right get desperate and commit widespread violence. Because so far, life hasn't been bad enough to warrant a large number of them risking everything in a street fight. But if that changes, it will be because of people like you, Bob. People that hardened their hearts and wouldn't deign to negotiate with people on the Right or even consider them human.

Don't be stupid, Bob. Be better...

I want you to know I only gave you an rating because that kind of strategic analysis you made in the spoiler completely goes over leftists' heads (Exhibit A: Calexit).

 

[LaughingJoke]

Bob Iger said he fully supported firing Gunn and no second guesses about it. Popcorn time.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Though I have to wonder why they keep falling for it. If you bought your NES collection on WiiU, and you bought them on 3DS, why do you need them on Switch? I doubt they sold those old consoles. If they care that much about these retro games, why not buy an emulation box like a Retron and use that?

That actually raises an interesting question: why the hell does he care so much about these new re-releases? Looking at the "My basement apartment is flooded" tweet in the OP, he seems to have both an NES, SNES and what appears to be one of the Retron consoles that you just mentioned. He also has an Xbox 360 for some reason.

Why the hell does he care so much about the re-releases? He obviously has kept all his games from over the years and thus already has access to them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob Iger said he fully supported firing Gunn and no second guesses about it. Popcorn time.

Well, he distracted by Iger confirming that Feige will take over the X-Men franchise if the Disney-Fox merger gets improved by international regulators.

Going off topic a bit and not trying to be biased or cynical, I don't think Bob, his ilk, and much of the "geek" media realize that although the Disney and Fox shareholders approved the deal, it still has to get approved by international regulators. According to Bloomberg, on the day the shareholders approved the deal, "out of all 15 nations yet to approve the deal, China could become the biggest threat to the merger since the trade war with USA resulted in the merger between Qualcomm and NXP not being realized." (Bloomberg).

Given how Bob has a hard on for China, I would love to see his reaction if China blocks it.

 

[Rathkor]

Well, he distracted by Iger confirming that Feige will take over the X-Men franchise if the Disney-Fox merger gets improved by international regulators.

Going off topic a bit and not trying to be biased or cynical, I don't think Bob, his ilk, and much of the "geek" media realize that although the Disney and Fox shareholders approved the deal, it still has to get approved by international regulators. According to Bloomberg, on the day the shareholders approved the deal, "out of all 15 nations yet to approve the deal, China could become the biggest threat to the merger since the trade war with USA resulted in the merger between Qualcomm and NXP not being realized." (Bloomberg).

Given how Bob has a hard on for China, I would love to see his reaction if China blocks it.

Oh, he'd put the blame on Trump for starting the trade war with China. Still, for him, knowing that Trump caused the reunification of Marvel properties to fall through will be hilarious to see him sperg out over.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Oh, he'd put the blame on Trump for starting the trade war with China. Still, for him, knowing that Trump caused the reunification of Marvel properties to fall through will be hilarious to see him sperg out over.

You know... there wouldn't have to be a reunification of Marvel properties if Marvel wasn't run so poorly as company.

 

[A Random]

What started his rage against Toad memes?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh, he'd put the blame on Trump for starting the trade war with China. Still, for him, knowing that Trump caused the reunification of Marvel properties to fall through will be hilarious to see him sperg out over.

If the Chinese do block it, it would honestly be the biggest blow to the MCU, since I see the merger as a benefit for them. That Trade-War, I feel, will affect the merger. Bob will be rage-sperging harder than Gunn get canned if the Chinese block the merger.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

What started his rage against Toad memes?

Stormy Daniels (the porn star that claims to have had an affair with Trump) said that Trump's dick looks like Toad from Super Mario Bros.

Bob has been pissed off ever since.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It's such a fascinatingly fucked up dynamic, the people in high school who were too obese and ugly and odd to be cool now attempt to do that within nerd culture as outsiders. Moviebob doesn't like videogames, he likes Mario and he is mentally ill so he's been able to fake it this far. A guy who builds his entire personality around movies who doesn't seem to know much about movies.

With capeshit becoming the hottest genre with the normies, Bob's trying to present himself as an expert on comics books. Remember how he wrote an entire article on his asinine theory that Professor X was going to become Onslaught in X-Men: Dark Phoenix? It was clear that he had never read the Claremont/Byrne classic or the 90s crossover event. He also believes that characters like Kamala Khan, America Chavez, Riri Williams, etc. are rising stars destined to have mega-blockbusters in the MCU. What he fails to realize is that Kamala/Ms. Marvel gets a great deal of editorial favoritism and protection because she is a self-insert of Sana Amanat, who holds much influence within Marvel Comics. Yet the fact is that these "all-new, all-different" characters don't sell. Hell, I see photographs of unsold (and over shipped) copies of the revived Iceman series on store shelves on Twitter all the time.

The irony I see with individuals Bob and Lindsay is that despite their prevailing philosophy being "anti-imperialist" (or anti-western), their outlook is inherently imperialistic. They show up in fandoms with no interest in the indigenous fan culture and attempt to force their ideology on the fanbase. Lindsay, Anita Sarkeesian, and the "nerd" media are the vanguard out to control the cultural zeitgeist. Bob is effectively a settler who grovels at their feet for scraps and believes that he is one of the most influential and knowledgeable voices within and community he sets foot in (video games/films/comic books) because of his boundless narcissism.

 

[Gordon Cole]

REEEEEEEEEEPUBLICANS.

*Nazi anthem intensifies*

Didn't you also bitch about not making money off those videos?

So did Lena Dunham.

I can relate to that, The Escapist shouldn't have rehired you.

This is the same mentality that makes you cry at Toys R Us shutting down.

You spent the last two days freaking out about Trump having a Toad penis.

DC slapfighting.

Serious question, should one of us apply to work at Moviebob Inc.?

(Idea shamelessly stolen from @Flexo)