Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob is clearly misinterpreting the devotion some fans have to certain franchises, which admittedly can come close to religious in their zeal. Nature abhors a vacuum and with Bob being a hard core secularist, it's pretty obvious that he was pop culture to become a new world religion to replace Christian traditions that he sees as being a relic of the "inferior" past. What is curious was how he views the Illiad as a blending history and mythology when the historicity of Homer is up to debate among scholars. A cursory glance at Wikipedia (use it for something other than looking up pop culture, Bob!) tells me that the Trojan War may have been remotely based on a conflict during the 12th century BC.

This is the thing Bob fails to realize: almost everyone in Homer's time were illiterate and people transmitted the tale of the Trojan War orally as written language was still in its infancy. Even most thinkers of Greek antiquity believed it to be a fable. What distinguishes the contemporary West from ancient Greece is that we have an extensive historical record and thus can see parallels between fiction and historical events. For example: the Galactic Empire from the Star Wars trilogy clearly took inspiration from Nazi Germany, which was still fresh in the public's memory thirty years after the Third Reich's defeat, and was still relevant as the Soviet Union took its place as the "evil empire" in the late seventies. Compare to the First Order from the sequel trilogy. It's supposed to be inspired by a supposed resurgence of nazism/fascist ideology in the West, but honestly better reflects the far-left's demented paranoia to the point where it borders on parody. When you peel it all back, it's easy to see Disney-era Star Wars and its embrace of Social Justice as cynical materialism.

If Bob wasn't such an insufferable clump of cells, I might feel sorry for how spiritually empty his life. He has to replace it with the shallowest pop-culture pablum his sausage fingers can grab onto.
On the other hand, I could buy Bob himself seeing corporate owned stories as some religious text. He's essentially an illiterate peasant and would be my pick for the only dude in the world who sees MCU Star-Lord as a divine figure. He has a Mario shrine in his basement after all. Doubtful people actually worship these things and no, watching a movie or reading a book is not the same as praying to whatever.
 
On the other hand, I could buy Bob himself seeing corporate owned stories as some religious text. He's essentially an illiterate peasant and would be my pick for the only dude in the world who sees MCU Star-Lord as a divine figure. He has a Mario shrine in his basement after all. Doubtful people actually worship these things and no, watching a movie or reading a book is not the same as praying to whatever.
I find that especially ironic in light of his hatred for Ready Player One (the book), since it espouses that same pop culture as religion mentality.
 
I find that especially ironic in light of his hatred for Ready Player One (the book), since it espouses that same pop culture as religion mentality.
To be fair, his reasons for hating it had nothing to do with that if I remember right. He hated it for being "Black Panther for gamers" which he felt they "didn't deserve" after GamerGate. That's why he kept going on about how it needed some message about how horrible they are. It's also weird considering "Black Panther" to Bob isn't the actual movie but this made up one about a black Master Race that exists because no whitey.

....Oh, the book. I might've missed whatever he said about the book as opposed to the movie.
 
To be fair, his reasons for hating it had nothing to do with that if I remember right. He hated it for being "Black Panther for gamers" which he felt they "didn't deserve" after GamerGate. That's why he kept going on about how it needed some message about how horrible they are. It's also weird considering "Black Panther" to Bob isn't the actual movie but this made up one about a black Master Race that exists because no whitey.

....Oh, the book. I might've missed whatever he said about the book as opposed to the movie.
If there's one skill Bob Chipman genuinely has, it's missing the point so badly that the point might as well be a comet.
 
More Last Jedi sperging. Also, "Jackson Pollack".
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"Basement-level useful-idiots."

Jesus Christ, this is 4K IMAX levels of projection.
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That's going on the report list.
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You still wanna come at Kavanaugh for being a drunk?
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Found it. Consider this in exchange for all your hard work.
Yay. Brick by Brick comes up at 7:20 by the way.
 
More Last Jedi sperging. Also, "Jackson Pollack".
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"Basement-level useful-idiots."

Jesus Christ, this is 4K IMAX levels of projection.
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That's going on the report list.
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You still wanna come at Kavanaugh for being a drunk?
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Yay. Brick by Brick comes up at 7:20 by the way.
I think Bob's at 8K projection now, but that's my opinion. Also, do you have the tweet where Bob says he drunk himself into a blackout? Should probably save that with the family picture.
 
Reminder and this should be posted frequently like the expecting pic or "no bad tactics"
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remember the Night Of The Long Knives? Bob and his kind obviously don't

A bit :offtopic: but what is with lolcows and Twitter? It's like a drug to them. Are there any occasions or venues where they won't be tweeting constantly?

you know how homeless drunks and smackheads like to shout random incoherent abuse at passing cars and pedestrians?
Twitter is basically the online equivalent of that
 
More Last Jedi sperging. Also, "Jackson Pollack".
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"Basement-level useful-idiots."

Jesus Christ, this is 4K IMAX levels of projection.
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That's going on the report list.
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You still wanna come at Kavanaugh for being a drunk?
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Yay. Brick by Brick comes up at 7:20 by the way.

Bob, cowering under a table or behind the bar while two or more drunks are actually fighting each other does not mean you partook in a bar fight. Stop pretending to be a badass.
 
Drank himself into a blackout to wake up in a Chinatown hotel and frequently gets into bar brawls?

Bob sounds like a fucking redneck.

Indeed he does, which is even funnier given how much disdain Bob has for blue collar people and southern people, could probably lump Christians in there as well given Bob's fedora-lord hatred of them too.
 
I think I might be liking this new "Russia did everything I don't like!" Moviebob. How long until he blames Russia for James Gunn?

Bob is clearly misinterpreting the devotion some fans have to certain franchises, which admittedly can come close to religious in their zeal.
It's already been said, but Bob I think Bob is projecting his own over the top fanboy behaviour onto everybody else.

I didn't pay attention to The Last Jedi and the backlash to it. From what I saw some people didn't like the film, and a few YouTubers did some funny reviews. That doesn't need a conspiracy theory. But let's say he's right and it is all Russian brainwashing. Why is Bob immune to it? He is exposed to it way more than the obsolete wasteland ghouls, so he should be most effected. I know he'll just say he's smart and not obsolete, but then why is living in a basement apartment, getting into bar fights, and passing out in Chinatown hotel lobbies?
 
I didn't pay attention to The Last Jedi and the backlash to it. From what I saw some people didn't like the film, and a few YouTubers did some funny reviews.
That's putting it mildly. Something about that movie sent people into fucking turbo-sperg mode and the battle lines got drawn really damn quick. It doesn't surprise me Bobby threw in his own fucking nonsense because literally everyone else has done so by this point. It's probably the most politically controversial film in years.
 
What's with Bob's Asian fetish? Is it a "I grew up in the 80s and they made the Nintendo" kinda thing or what? I wonder if there's some silly story there.
From what I've noticed a lot of these soy ingesting beta males love Asian women because they see them as submissive and will most likely be the only women who would put up with their crap. Nevermind how utterly racist that thought is.
 
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