Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr. Duck]

Is Movieblob one of those people that think that Rick and Morty are exceptionally high-brow comedy that "only smart people can understand"? I'm thinking that given how stupid Blob actually is, South Park is to him what Rick and Morty are to "stupid" people.

It's even worse, he thinks he truly understands the show and that everyone who likes it is wrong about the reasons for liking it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh come on, man. You've been on this thread long enough to know how Bob will explain that away.

1) He's from the ghoul-infested, god-bothering wasteland of Tennessee, so of course he'll support the Rapist in a Robe.

2) Oh, that's just a convenient lie to fool the ghouls and god-botherers.

I just found out about this fact so apologies for stating it, but I would find it obvious that Bob will support anyone as long as they have a D at the end of their name.

 

[LaughingJoke]

What is Bob's issue with Columbus man fought for a Superior Future and got rid of the obsolete people standing in his way.

True Columbus story dude needed supplies from natives to make the crossing back to Europe and apparently they only had enough for themselves and said no. Well old Chris knew a blood moon was happening in a week and told the natives if they didn't give him his supplies in a week his God would turn the moon blood red well a week later he got his God Damn supplies. That was brilliant how do you hate a man like that?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I have no idea what this is, but I like it.

Leonardo Da-Vinci in the fate grand order mobile game

Where every historical figure is a hot chick

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Leonardo Da-Vinci in the fate grand order mobile game

Where every historical figure is a hot chick

Not every figure. But that's fftopic:. The fact of the matter is Bob should never Google da vinci.

 

[Brother Wind]

And even when it comes to directors, Bobby can only name Scorsese. Not to downplay Scorsese's importance or achievement but why not name Scorsese's idols, like Fellini, Visconti or Pasolini?

What a film critic.

Or you know the guy who made a whole Sub Genre of film? Sergio Leone. Fucking "Movie" Bob

 

[The Nothingness]

And even when it comes to directors, Bobby can only name Scorsese. Not to downplay Scorsese's importance or achievement but why not name Scorsese's idols, like Fellini, Visconti or Pasolini?

What a film critic.

Or Francis Ford Coppola.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

I just found out about this fact so apologies for stating it, but I would find it obvious that Bob will support anyone as long as they have a D at the end of their name.

So you're saying that Bob really loves the D?

(Yes, I know, too easy, lame, etc, etc... I'll show myself out)

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Here's another Italian inventor that Bob doesn't know about: Guglielmo Marconi, who was a pioneer in long-range radio transmission. Of course, it does not (directly) relate to entertainment so why would he even know?

Granted, I mostly know from one of those Canadian Heritage Minutes.

 

[Mola Ram]

Here's another Italian inventor that Bob doesn't know about: Guglielmo Marconi, who was a pioneer in long-range radio transmission. Of course, it does not (directly) relate to entertainment so why would he even know?

Granted, I mostly know from one of those Canadian Heritage Minutes.

Hell, you want to go that route, how about Antonio Meucci, the real inventor of the telephone, who didn't get credit for it because Alexander Graham Bell beat him to the patent office? See, you've even got a story of a dastardly white man stealing the work of a person of color, which Italians were considered back then.

 

[Flexo]

Here's another Italian inventor that Bob doesn't know about: Guglielmo Marconi, who was a pioneer in long-range radio transmission. Of course, it does not (directly) relate to entertainment so why would he even know?

Granted, I mostly know from one of those Canadian Heritage Minutes.

Worse than that because IIRC the oscar equivalent for radio is called the Marconi. So it's something Bob SHOULD know based upon his "what matters" paradigm.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Hell, you want to go that route, how about Antonio Meucci, the real inventor of the telephone, who didn't get credit for it because Alexander Graham Bell beat him to the patent office? See, you've even got a story of a dastardly white man stealing the work of a person of color, which Italians were considered back then.

Worse than that because IIRC the oscar equivalent for radio is called the Marconi. So it's something Bob SHOULD know based upon his "what matters" paradigm.

Interesting to see how these two inventors have had the biggest influence on Bob's life and career yet he has not the slightest clue of who they are. Their work allowed him to watch the television programs of his youth and surf the Internet via dial-up in the late 90s/early 00s.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Interesting to see how these two inventors have had the biggest influence on Bob's life and career yet he has not the slightest clue of who they are. Their work allowed him to watch the television programs of his youth and surf the Internet via dial-up in the late 90s/early 00s.

but to Blob, radio is an obslete tech for the fly over countries that should be ignored in favor of television and internet

 

[Sheryl Nome]

but to Blob, radio is an obslete tech for the fly over countries that should be ignored in favor of television and internet

Radio is something I use every goddamn day in my car, which I assume Bob wouldn't know about, because his fat ass never leaves the basement

 

[Godzilla@1989]

which I assume Bob wouldn't know about, because his fat ass never leaves the basement

Unless if the latest MCU movie comes to his local theatre or McDonalds has a new meal, which would prompt him to sprint out of the basement.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I would make fun of him, but "Misanthropebob" doesn't have the same ring to it.

That's one way to make October intetresting, Bob the Taylor Swift fanboy.

Way to prove you matter.

"GRRRRRRRRR! DISAGREEMENT MAKES BOB ANGRY"

In other words, Trump changed things?

General GOP sperging.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Apparently James Gunn got hired for a new job.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Apparently James Gunn got hired for a new job.

but it's not guardians of the galaxy three so it's shit to bob

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

but it's not guardians of the galaxy three so it's shit to bob

True, but expect massive amounts of sperging from Bob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Apparently James Gunn got hired for a new job.

This is a interesting scenario. Bob hated Suicide Squad but LOVES James Gunn.

Putting Bob aside, given the state of the DCEU, I wouldn’t be surprised if DC and Warner Bros would hire someone like Gunn. Then in a amusing twist I would love to see, David Ayer directs GoTG3.