Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Reality]

But in all serious, who the hell asked him about his political views? Like seriously most of his fans are like i dunno, 14? 16?

16 year olds wouldn't have physically existed during the time period Bob considers video games to have been good.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

16 year olds wouldn't have physically existed during the time period Bob considers video games to have been good.

This is probably a big surprise to Bob but: No one with three working brain cells gives a shit what a washed up movie "critic" has to say about politics.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Because it goes against their bullshit narrative of the proud PoC getting screwed over by evil whitey.

Ironically when people are told they aren't allowed to mention race or a someone (Who's typically white) starts saying "All of white people are like this" it only seems to aggravate racial tensions rather than solve anything.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

That analogy doesn't work at all. Political correctness came before president Trump. The Civil Rights Movement came after Jim Crow laws. What a fucking idiot.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

"(anime avatar)'

HAHAHAHA

Blob, you fat footless fuck! You're supposed to be a gamer, and you don't recognize Alys from Phantasy Star IV, one of the best RPGs ever? The guy even made it easy for you by using "Alys" as his Twitter handle! Yet you mistook her for an anime character? Turn in your geek card, Jabba The Schmuck.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

"(anime avatar)'

HAHAHAHA

Blob, you fat footless fuck! You're supposed to be a gamer, and you don't recognize Alys from Phantasy Star IV, one of the best RPGs ever? The guy even made it easy for you by using "Alys" as his Twitter handle! Yet you mistook her for an anime character? Turn in your geek card, Jabba The Schmuck.

That's a game by Sega. Blob only likes Nintendo games (except for that DAMN, DIRTY METROID PRIME!).

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

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That analogy doesn't work at all. Political correctness came before president Trump. The Civil Rights Movement came after Jim Crow laws. What a fucking idiot.

You were expecting coherent and rational arguments from the Guardian at this stage?

 

[Lensherr]

I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but this is a new low even for Blobert. I am not a believer in white genocide, but seeing shit like this almost makes me sympathize with those who do. How can you be so cowardly that you will throw women and gays who you claim to advocate and speak for under the bus for a culture that does not treat them fairly all for the sake of perpetuating this godforsaken Marxist class war that exists only in your mind?

 

[Reality]

More on Obamacare

And this is why socialized healthcare will never fly in the US. Because no one in their right mind wants to have their income raped by a country of MovieBobs driving taxes to record numbers through their own self-induced mass corpulence and the wanton medical epidemic thereof.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Man, that first tweet really shows the root of Blob's dearth of self-awareness. Slob is not only incapable of introspection or challenging his own ideas, he is actively opposed to it.

 

[Reality]

Spoiler: more election stuff

>phantasy star
>anime

Spoken like a true lifelong Nintendo myopic.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

>phantasy star
>anime

Spoken like a true lifelong Nintendo myopic.

Well it is made in Japan, that's more than enough reason for Bob.

 

[Reality]

That's a game by Sega. Blob only likes Nintendo games (except for that DAMN, DIRTY METROID PRIME!).

You don't understand, the '90s console wars was his own personal Vietnam!

 

[BlueSpark]

"Thought is superior to belief"

Beliefs are thoughts and all opinions are beliefs you fat spacker.

 

[DrunkTails]

I recently tried reading Bob's post-election blogpost... but I just couldn't finish it all. Worst part is that my mind imagined him talking and that made it unreadable.

Its really jaw dropping that someone like Bob is able to get a job online as a movie reviewer (unless he was shitcanned there as well, been a while since I checked here), let alone getting patreon money to do his crap.

Also him saying that he can't believe he shares DNA with the rest of USA: that's a lie. We all know Bob is actually a mutated blobfish that got kicked out of the sea.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I recently tried reading Bob's post-election blogpost... but I just couldn't finish it all. Worst part is that my mind imagined him talking and that made it unreadable.

Its really jaw dropping that someone like Bob is able to get a job online as a movie reviewer (unless he was shitcanned there as well, been a while since I checked here), let alone getting patreon money to do his crap.

The part which weirds me out is how he's able to write about video game despite being at best totally biased for nintendo and at worst being utterly oblivious on pretty much eveything except 3rd to 4th generation and encredably out of touch with current market trends. His presence is a constant insult to proffesionalism.

Saw this on my feed today-you'll notice how despite being an angry left winger like bob he's actually astute. Nice constrast with bob I think. Not in the least because he actually buries bob by proxy.

Bob just anounced new video today. really hoping it's a rationalization of his stupid bullshit rants over the last few days or a total chimp out.

 

[DrunkTails]

The part which weirds me out is how he's able to write about video game despite being at best totally biased for nintendo and at worst being utterly oblivious on pretty much eveything except 3rd to 4th generation and encredably out of touch with current market trends. His presence is a constant insult to proffesionalism.

Bob's existence is a constant insult to both professionalism and reality. You said that he's biased for Nintendo, which I must fix it for you. He's Nintendo Mario's answer to Sega's Chris-chan Sonic. Anything Nintendo does is holy (unless they fire a pro-pedo feminist, cos Gamergate). I remeber that one of his video's screencap bore the words: Will NX (Nintendo's Switch Prototype name) save the world?
There is also the fact that during the Mass Effect 3 shit he tried to reason with gamers. And by reason I mean acting like a school yard bully by calling them babies because they had the audacity to complain that the game they were promised was lies and half baked (interesting enough it seems the trend of half baked over promised games began to grow more popular at this point in time). I said it to the point of nausea to most thread readers here: Bob still lives in the hay days of Mario vs Sonic generation. The only time he acknowledges fun games made in the recent years is if they are interesting games like Undertale (a great game) or are the run to the mill Mario-esque games like Braid (to be fair thou Braid has an interesting story) that aren't Call of Duty or what his mind views as dudebro games.

Saw this on my feed today-you'll notice how despite being an angry left winger like bob he's actually astute. Nice constrast with bob I think. Not in the least because he actually buries bob by proxy.

Bob imagines himself to be a bastion of reason in a sea of ignorance. Reality is that he is a delusional moron who acts much like his lefty unfuckable buddies. As is shown in the last few days after election, lefties are prone to go berserk the minute somebody suggests other wise or things don't go their way. The guy in the video is one of the few left wingers to be calm enough to reason things out. Bob isn't that kind of guy. Never was, never will be.

Bob just anounced new video today. really hoping it's a rationalization of his stupid bullshit rants over the last few days or a total chimp out.

Rationality by chimping out is what will happen.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Yeah,you actively work towards a united, post-national world by shitting on everyone who disagrees with you. Makes sense to me.

 

[The Nothingness]

He actually thinks he'll be at the table with all the other globalist elite

 

[DrunkTails]

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Yeah,you actively work towards a united, post-national world by shitting on everyone who disagrees with you. Makes sense to me.

Well now we have proof that Bob is a traitor not just to his country but every country. At this point if he admits that he touches children I will not be surprised any more.