Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Someone in a Tree]

I'm curious why they are sperging out. As soon as Will Smith got the role, were they expecting something other that Will Smith with blue skin?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It looks a lot worse in motion, fyi.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Really? Moviebob's surprised that a Live Action Disney Remake isn't very good? He's always way behind the curve if he's even on it at all.

 

[Positron]

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So Bobby only discovered that China dominates the film market since Aquaman?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So Bobby only discovered that China dominates the film market since Aquaman?

Bob's late as usual in something that he should have known already.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob's late as usual in something that he should have known already.

Not sure what’s more hilarious, a obese, diabetic basement-dweller who’s a critic despite being super clueless at his job and the film industry, or a obese diabetic basement dweller looking down on the middle class.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Not sure what’s more hilarious, a obese, diabetic basement-dweller who’s a critic despite being super clueless at his job and the film industry, or a obese diabetic basement dweller looking down on the middle class.

Why choose when we can laugh at both options?

 

[Rathkor]

All I know is he really buys into the notion that humanity can't progress beyond our dirtball if multiple states still exist despite how unrealistic that is.

Didn't we make it to the moon because of.... you know, one nation competing against another nation to see who could get there first? Seems to me if Bob wants his moon wheat, the better option would be to try and get seperate nations to fight ovetoit rather than pushing for a one world government.

 

[Knyttet]

Didn't we make it to the moon because of.... you know, one nation competing against another nation to see who could get there first? Seems to me if Bob wants his moon wheat, the better option would be to try and get seperate nations to fight ovetoit rather than pushing for a one world government.

He has actually adressed this criticism. His answer is that the One World Government should let different companies like McDonald's, Disney and Coca-Cola compete for who gets to be the official sponsor of the space program.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Aladdin sperging.

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What was so shocking about Venom and Aquaman being huge hits? Both had huge amounts of build up for months leading into their release. Also, what "old rules" so to speak would of led them to fail?

 

[Mola Ram]

What was so shocking about Venom and Aquaman being huge hits? Both had huge amounts of build up for months leading into their release. Also, what "old rules" so to speak would of led them to fail?

I don't know how to break it to the internet's greatest cineaste, but a terrible movie making buckets of money because audiences like it for some reason is not exactly a new phenomenon.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I don't know how to break it to the internet's greatest cineaste, but a terrible movie making buckets of money because audiences like it for some reason is not exactly a new phenomenon.

Also look at Bohemian Rhapsody, a movie that is the highest grossing biopic of all time.

He has actually adressed this criticism. His answer is that the One World Government should let different companies like McDonald's, Disney and Coca-Cola compete for who gets to be the official sponsor of the space program.

I think he would have McDonalds be the official sponsor of the space program’s moon wheat, given that Bob eats there every day.

 

[Judge Dredd]

He has actually adressed this criticism. His answer is that the One World Government should let different companies like McDonald's, Disney and Coca-Cola compete for who gets to be the official sponsor of the space program.

The left in general hates private space travel. All that stuff about GamerGate building a colony on Mars or using moon rocks as WMDs. I don't know if Bob had any opinion on those things, but I thought part of why he was upset Trump won was because Hillary would have restarted funding NASA again?

I don't know how to break it to the internet's greatest cineaste, but a terrible movie making buckets of money because audiences like it for some reason is not exactly a new phenomenon.

Micheal Bay movies spring to mind.

What was so shocking about Venom and Aquaman being huge hits? Both had huge amounts of build up for months leading into their release. Also, what "old rules" so to speak would of led them to fail?

I think he hates Vemon because "something something dudebros". I remember an old Bob video where he complained about "grim and gritty" superhero comics and used Aquaman getting his hand chopped off as an example.

As for the "old rules", I have no idea. I don't know if Bob is getting more incoherent or it's just because this thread exposes me to be more 'Bob-ism'. If I had to speculate I'd guess he's referring to times when critics opinion mattered or he's talking about a time when domestic markets were all that mattered, but it could be anything.

EDIT:

I think he would have McDonalds be the official sponsor of the space program’s moon wheat, given that Bob eats there every day.

"I can buy party food AND fund moon wheat at the same time? The Superior Future is here!"

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I dont keep up with the Blob often so I have a possible silly question to ask. Does Bob still make youtube video movies with those random characters he created? Im not sure how to describe it. He would play all the roles and each was a different character to represent some weird part in the skits. They seemed kind of cringey and crazy with some awful editing. Thats all I wanted to know. If he continues this video series.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I dont keep up with the Blob often so I have a possible silly question to ask. Does Bob still make youtube video movies with those random characters he created? Im not sure how to describe it. He would play all the roles and each was a different character to represent some weird part in the skits. They seemed kind of cringey and crazy with some awful editing. Thats all I wanted to know. If he continues this video series.

You're thinking of the Game Overthinker, which he did revive and you can find it on the Escapist. I cannot speak as to whether the various "-thinker" characters are back. I would rather not abuse my brain.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I dont keep up with the Blob often so I have a possible silly question to ask. Does Bob still make youtube video movies with those random characters he created? Im not sure how to describe it. He would play all the roles and each was a different character to represent some weird part in the skits. They seemed kind of cringey and crazy with some awful editing. Thats all I wanted to know. If he continues this video series.

The short answer. No.

The long answer. Not really, but the characters still exist.

The show was "The Game Overthinker" which was an opinion show bookended by skits. He dropped the skits a while back and last time I saw The Game Overthinker it was one of those click bait "Top 10 X in video games" type videos.

But the characters still appear in his other videos from time to time either to ask questions so he can phrase the video in the form of an answer or as a way to strawman various people he doesn't like. Though they don't throw after effects at each other in the local park any more. They mostly just sit a chair being dumb like this video where he plays Peter Jordanson who is obviously meant to be Jordan Peterson or this Ghostbusters video which he opens by pointing out he's a critic shouting in front of his collectibles (assumed to be a jab at James Rofle).

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The short answer. No.

The long answer. Not really, but the characters still exist.

The show was "The Game Overthinker" which was an opinion show bookended by skits. He dropped the skits a while back and last time I saw The Game Overthinker it was one of those click bait "Top 10 X in video games" type videos.

But the characters still appear in his other videos from time to time either to ask questions so he can phrase the video in the form of an answer or as a way to strawman various people he doesn't like. Though they don't throw after effects at each other in the local park any more. They mostly just sit a chair being dumb like this video where he plays Peter Jordanson who is obviously meant to be Jordan Peterson or this Ghostbusters video which he opens by pointing out he's a critic shouting in front of his collectibles (assumed to be a jab at James Rofle).

Those special effect failures in that series were a marvel to behold.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why doesn't Bob make the most out of living in a basement? Get a Power Rack and Barbell.

He could have prevented diabetes if he listened to himself, as I did, when he said to get fit.

I wonder if Bob can ride a bicycle.

 

[MirrorNoir]

If the journalist's lives are that shitty, then isn't fate doing them a favor by eliminating their jobs, freeing them up to pursue more lucrative fields? It doesn't really sound as if any of these young, hopeful journos were going to be anything other than indentured servants, trading a large chunk of their future and earnings for the chance to play a character in "Sex and the City" (only without a fancy apartment and a limitless clothing budget.)

The goal of the modern journalist/lugenpresse class is to become a royal courtier for the 1%. Most of their parents have similar courtesan jobs and it's an easy way for these assholes to get a position on the fringe of the Inner party and have status/spill-over perks that they would never get if they were firmly part of the Outer Party (IE, the Middle Class, who's existence the wealthy has been rapidly squeezing into nothingness in recent years, because the middle class bear the burden of carrying the poor and are starting to realize how the game is rigged as they get knocked down to prole status).

For them, living in a big city and working for a major online rag or paper makes the shitty apartment/living from paycheck to paycheck because city life is more expensive than the suburbs/rural life) is supposed to make up for their crappy lives. Also, many are the type of people who have snobbish heirs to them that would rather be poor in the city than living in a small town where the cost of living is low and they get more for their dollar.

For these damned souls, corporate slavery is preferable because then they have house slave status among the elites. Also, why they are shameless for shilling the elites agenda, as the elites reward their courtiers with spill-over perks if they do their job. They'll never be part of the elites, but the elites will lead them to think they might one day, to string them along to do their bidding. This false hope is why they do it, because the alternative is to admit they fucked up their entire life and worse, are just as much of a slave as their parents, who like them, are house slaves that sometimes forget that they are bought and paid for chattel for their 1% masters.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s Bob flipping out after somebody told him Black Panther doesn’t deserve Best Picture.

Why doesn't Bob make the most out of living in a basement? Get a Power Rack and Barbell.

He could have prevented diabetes if he listened to himself, as I did, when he said to get fit.

I wonder if Bob can ride a bicycle.

The bicycle would break as a result of Bob trying to get on it and ride.