Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Let's be real with ourselves, that's a standard Bob mid-afternoon snack.

Hey, remember when he was bragging about his diabetes going into remission the other day?

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

Hey, remember when he was bragging about his diabetes going into remission the other day?

My diabetes are smaller than previously photographed, and they are no longer bent.

 

[thismanlies]

Also fat:

I dunno. Fifteen hundred could buy him a lot of antacid with enough left over to add a few more shelves to his Mario shrine.

 

[GrayWater]

The punchline is the near 40-year-old diabetic talking about the "Obsolete Wasteland Ghouls" that are soon to be irrelevant, and then follows that up with how he scarfs down McDonald's in less than 20 minutes.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Let's be real with ourselves, that's a standard Bob mid-afternoon snack.

He must've spend his good boy points on a heart attack combo meal like this.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I just love the way he lies that he is getting over his diabetes in an attempt to seem like less of a fatass, then the very next day he brags about how much food he can eat. I mean, his lie wasn't working anyway, and if he was really slimming down he could just take an upper-body shot and show us, but it's extra pathetic to blow your own bullshit out of the water so quickly like that. That's the sort of thing that not only makes us think that yes, the still has the beetus, but it is attacking his brain to boot.

 

[BubbleButt]

I just love the way he lies that he is getting over his diabetes in an attempt to seem like less of a fatass, then the very next day he brags about how much food he can eat. I mean, his lie wasn't working anyway, and if he was really slimming down he could just take an upper-body shot and show us, but it's extra pathetic to blow your own bullshit out of the water so quickly like that. That's the sort of thing that not only makes us think that yes, the still has the beetus, but it is attacking his brain to boot.

Anyone who says they're losing weight and doesn't post before and after pictures is probably lying.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

He must've spend his good boy points on a heart attack combo meal like this.

How does Blob even earn GBP in the first place?

 

[BubbleButt]

How does Blob even earn GBP in the first place?

Little bro probably tosses tendies to him down the stairwell of Bob's basement hovel.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Trump sperging:
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Okay, Bob. If you're listening in, I'll bite. How is Trump a criminal? Serious question. What specific crime did he commit? And I'm not talking about the "crime" of being an Orangehands Blowhard, or taking on a political opinion that's the opposite of yours. I mean real, jail-able crime. Because I'm pretty sure if he committed SOMETHING, the Democrats would have gotten him. These Effers have been trying to pin something on Trump for two years. TWO. YEARS. And they found nothing jailable. They found him being rude plenty of times. They found him saying mean things about your political allies plenty of times, but nothing they could send him to prison for. YOU TELL ME, what crimes Donald Trump has committed, or how he's a fascist Nazi Authoritarian, because I'm not seeing it. I'm seeing YOU be a screeching authoritarian because you're angry that Trump won. You're angry that Hillary the SlayQueen won't be herding rural whites into prison rockets and firing them at the moon to provide cheap labor for your Anaerobic Wheat farms.

So here you go, champ. Here's your chance to convince the fine folks at Kiwi Farms that Trump is guilty of high, seditious, felonies and deserves to be thrown in jail. Where. Is. Your. Proof?

 

[Red Hood]

Okay, Bob. If you're listening in, I'll bite. How is Trump a criminal? Serious question. What specific crime did he commit? And I'm not talking about the "crime" of being an Orangehands Blowhard, or taking on a political opinion that's the opposite of yours. I mean real, jail-able crime. Because I'm pretty sure if he committed SOMETHING, the Democrats would have gotten him. These Effers have been trying to pin something on Trump for two years. TWO. YEARS. And they found nothing jailable. They found him being rude plenty of times. They found him saying mean things about your political allies plenty of times, but nothing they could send him to prison for. YOU TELL ME, what crimes Donald Trump has committed, or how he's a fascist Nazi Authoritarian, because I'm not seeing it. I'm seeing YOU be a screeching authoritarian because you're angry that Trump won. You're angry that Hillary the SlayQueen won't be herding rural whites into prison rockets and firing them at the moon to provide cheap labor for your Anaerobic Wheat farms.

So here you go, champ. Here's your chance to convince the fine folks at Kiwi Farms that Trump is guilty of high, seditious, felonies and deserves to be thrown in jail. Where. Is. Your. Proof?

I mean I would guess that Trump has been involved in at least some shady shit at some point (but no more than any other elected official in US politics)- but Bob doesn't present any evidence. You're just supposed to believe Bob because Bob is expert on things. Don't argue with fat man. He know things.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I mean I would guess that Trump has been involved in at least some shady shit at some point (but no more than any other elected official in US politics)- but Bob doesn't present any evidence. You're just supposed to believe Bob because Bob is expert on things. Don't argue with fat man. He know things.

Like where you can find the cheapest buffets in Boston.... because he's fat.

 

[Jack Awful]

Trump sperging:
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Remember that video Bob did where he told gamers to start eating right and exercising?

 

[The tired cat]

Remember that video Bob did where he told gamers to start eating right and exercising?

Wanna bet that after that video Bobo went and made himself one of those ridiculous sandwiches you find online and considered that a "light snack"

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Wanna bet that after that video Bobo went and made himself one of those ridiculous sandwiches you find online and considered that a "light snack"

Of course not

He had mommy make it for him

 

[Mola Ram]

Of course not

He had mommy make it for him

Well what did you expect? His dad is dead.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well what did you expect? His dad is dead.

And there’s also his god awful-looking Mac and cheese he made for Thanksgiving.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I'm having a heart attack just looking at that spread. And Bob can finish it in 20 minutes?
Lardass must spend his free time shoveling food down his throat. He's like a real life Richard Waterson.

I could definitely eat that in under 8 hours.
Maybe even in about 4 hours.
But not 20 minutes.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Well what did you expect? His dad is dead.

Somebody introduce this man to Jordan Petersen

 

[Mola Ram]

This is in reference to some trans issue, but it explains a lot about why he's so smug about his physical condition: he literally believes in our lifetimes we're going to be able to reconfigure ourselves down to the atomic level. Bob fails at understanding science yet again.

You know, I never gave much credence to that guy who claimed Bob believed he had psychic powers, but I'm wondering if I should reassess that. This is delusional even beyond his usual standards.