Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rei is shit]

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"professional writer"

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Actually, Brie Larson would be perfect for a Metroid movie.

Assuming we're going pre Other M, she never fucking speaks so I dont have to put up with her insufferable voice.

Didn't Samus sound kind of robot-y in "Other M?" I'm sure Brie has the acting chops for the role. I'm not sure she'd want to play a role as a woman who defers to a higher ranking man and respects him to the point where she won't turn on essential safety features in her robot suit unless he orders her to.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Which is odd because Hbomberguy doesnt really agree with him politically and has made several comments snarking at the guy. Off coarse being Hbomber he downplays his distaste but it's pretty obvious looking at any tweet of his about Bawb.
I also really don't think Bob is 'their sort of people' anyway.

 

[Positron]

Crippling depression: the Followers list

The list of senpais who have so many followers they won't ever notice Bobby.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Metroid has suffered enough, please keep Hollywood, Brie Arse-less, and Blobert away from it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Which is odd because Hbomberguy doesnt really agree with him politically and has made several comments snarking at the guy. Off coarse being Hbomber he downplays his distaste but it's pretty obvious looking at any tweet of his about Bawb.
I also really don't think Bob is 'their sort of people' anyway.

What ever gave you the idea that Hbomberguy doesn't like Bob? Nothing but praise and is the first in line to bask in the glory of Superiority.

IDK if this has already been answered but, what's your thoughts on Moviebob? I sometimes disagree with him but I like his stuff. | ask.fm/Hbomberguy

Moviebob very, very occasionally has bursts of ridiculously amazing clarity. By that I mean, I assume he does, but I've only personally witnessed one: His ol...

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[Rekkington]

When I first learned about bob, a long time ago, and read his intelligence = goodness tweets
I instantly wondered about the nazis, and their high iq scores (from 110 to a 140 or so)

about six months ago I learned that apparently he is dismissive about IQ as a measurement so I don't know how exactly he calculates who is smart and who isn't, aside from "clinton-democrat = good, republican = bad"

Intelligence is the most important thing and the most virtuous thing, but not IQ tests because black people suck at them and would mean all black people are evil.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Intelligence is the most important thing and the most virtuous thing, but not IQ tests because black people suck at them and would mean all black people are evil.

We all know if Bob tried to create an IQ test it would include pop culture questions like the name of the girl Mario saves in Donkey Kong, and you'd get marked wrong if you gave the correct answer (Pauline) instead of Peach.

 

[Mola Ram]

Intelligence is the most important thing and the most virtuous thing, but not IQ tests because black people suck at them and would mean all black people are evil.

I suspect the IQ scores that invalidate IQ tests as a measure of intelligence are Bob's own.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So the superior future basically excludes white heterosexual men? Talk about inclusion.

Talk about damning in faint praise.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

So the superior future basically excludes white heterosexual men? Talk about inclusion.

The world could get along with less film critics who believe they are experts on politics and economics, friendo. We have a large glut of them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The world could get along with less film critics who believe they are experts on politics and economics, friendo. We have a large glut of them.

As if he’s a actual film critic.

 

[Positron]

The World can do without a lot of people; that doesn't mean they have no rights to exist.

The World can do without Nintendo and MCU. I don't mind living in such a world but how about Bobby?

 

[Mola Ram]

The world could get along with less film critics who believe they are experts on politics and economics, friendo. We have a large glut of them.

Especially when their expertise on film is highly questionable.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

For some nigga who hates poor whites, he might want to pray everyday for that YouTube cash.

One bad drama bomb away from getting fucked to zero employment.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Especially when their expertise on film is highly questionable.

Yeah and I bet you never saw the cane from Citizen Kane.

Don't @ me, I'm working. Boston.

 

[Rekkington]

So the superior future basically excludes white heterosexual men? Talk about inclusion.
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Talk about damning in faint praise.
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I just need to point out how funny it is that at this point in the debate we are just calling them "climate-denialists," like people think climate doesn't exist.

 

[thismanlies]

Also, we should plant some more trees.

That's the only idea he's had in that post that isn't completely insane. He should go outside with a shovel and do it.

 

[Cosmug]

That's the only idea he's had in that post that isn't completely insane. He should go outside with a shovel and do it.

That would involve getting off his ass/Twitter. Bob is a legitimate addict of social media and has wrapped his entire worldview around the “importance” of him pissing into the wind online about how everyone who disagrees with him deserves to be killed. Albeit he’s nutless enough to phrase it in a way that gives him plausible deniability on the “killed” part, usually by vagueposting about how blue collar whites need to SOMEHOW be deprived of the ability to influence the trajectory of the nation because they keep caring about jobs and manufacturing instead of beer and capeshit cinema.

 

[Mashallah]

That's the only idea he's had in that post that isn't completely insane. He should go outside with a shovel and do it.

Pshh. That's not how political preferences work. People's political preferences are always about what they want everyone else to do.