Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Jaracainofthewind said:
In honor of this almost being 2000 pages, I can only ask,

Mommy!
why does everybody hate Bob?
Mommy!
why does everybody hate Bob?
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I'll tell you why I hate Bob. He was a half decent video creator who decided that he could make original content instead of simply critiquing the content of acclaimed creators. He churned out a load of self indulgent tripe that the fanbase he had built up rejected. Unfazed by this, he decided that he was not out of touch but it was the viewers who were wrong, and began to bloviate about politics on Twitter instead of sticking to the discussion of media which made him popular in the first place. This resulted in people who may have once agreed with some of his opinions regarding media and who would be willing to forget about a few cringeworthy videos, to instead disregard him as the moron he proved himself to be.

tl;dr: Super Mario Bros 3 is the best Mario game, and I'm thoroughly embarrassed to share that opinion with someone as stupid as Moviebob.
 
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YOU DID IT! YOU MANAGED TO TALK ABOUT BOB FOR 2000 PAGES!

I'm proud of you all and glad that I was able to contribute, even in my small way. Now let's get down and enjoy ourselves. Here's to a thousand more pages of complaining about those mayonnaise ghouls not knowing what's good for them!

You down with B.O.B.?

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2000 pages! Time to celebrate with a heaping bowl of moldy mac-n-cheese served in a foil tray and eaten with plastic utensils that in no way match the occasion for which the food was made! Then top everything off with a warm glass of Mike's Hard Lemonade! Mmmm! i can feel my arteries begin to stiffen already!
 
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Chin of Campbell said:
This is true about most cows, but Bob's audience is absolutely himself. Dude tweets about how anyone who disagrees with him should be mulched for fertilizer with one hand and tweets poorly photoshopped Mario fanart with the other.

For the record, Mario is apparently 24 years old. Why the fuck would he wait 20 years for his hair to turn grey before marrying and having a daughter? Don't get me started on ol' frogfoot Yoshi there, not sure why age turns your shell a completely different color and removes your shoes.
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I couldn't tell you why Yoshi's body morphed into an elongated nightmare and changed color, but I can at least tell you that the Yoshi design he's using is the older Super Mario World one, before they decided for some reason that the saddle should be a shell. It's technically the only thing not "off" about this entire fanfic family.
 
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