Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Guess the good folks at the Auschwitz Museum and Yad Vashem who gently explained to AOC that she's a vile dimwit for making such comparisons are also just some buffoonish white guys, huh Bob.

It never occurs to Bob that comparing one thing to another could be disrespectful if one thing isn't even remotely in the same ballpark as the other.
 
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And does Bob know what's an important aspect of natural selection and evolution? Reproduction. The human race thanks him for not contributing to the gene pool.
 
Hah! Went looking to see if Bob had replied to it yet and look what I found...
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Just a full on clown world.
"Activist group Feminist Frequency"

But I thought Feminist Frequency was a video series about video game analysis, NOT a tool to push some sort of ideology?

Has Anita been lying to me???

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It never occurs to Bob that comparing one thing to another could be disrespectful if one thing isn't even remotely in the same ballpark as the other.

For example, I could compare Bob to Hitler insofar as their ideologies align, but that would be insulting to Hitler since he managed to take over and run an entire country while Bob has.... a library of terrible youtube videos and a mountain of tweets as his accomplishments.
 
Just called Ubisoft cowards for not aligning with his beliefs.


I mean I saw the video and Bob has at least one point I agree with in regards to how the hell did the evil government gained power when it seems in the game that literally every random passerby can be recruited against them, implying there is no approval of the government.


Other than that, the video is cringe with Bob placing a stock sound effect everytime he says politics as though he thinks people who watch his videos are surprised about him getting political, and going on large tangents about how literally everything is political. Even saying that Mario is political because there is a princess.
 

Bob, who hurt you?

I don't mean the strawman stand-in of the faceless mass of Trump/Brexit voters (and watching this odious dimwit act as if he understands the first thing about European politics is like watching a lobotomized ape try to fuck a telephone booth); I mean who, in your real life, before you started spewing your hateful ranting onto the interwebs, damaged you so much that you feel compelled to pour unreasoning, blind, self-aggrandizing loathing onto tens of millions of people who are better than you in every way imaginable? It's so curious, and would be sad if it weren't deliciously funny.
 
It’s almost like he thinks we should hand out questionnaires at the polling booths before we let people vote.

  1. Does your primary source of income come from the internet?
  2. Who do you believe is responsible for 9/11?
  3. Do you believe it’s acceptable to assault people for their beliefs?
  4. Do you believe you are morally superior/ more intelligent than most of the American population?
  5. Should people who disagree with your viewpoints have the right to vote?
 
And does Bob know what's an important aspect of natural selection and evolution? Reproduction. The human race thanks him for not contributing to the gene pool.
Also evolution isn't "progress towards being better", you can just as easily develop mutations for the worse.
"Democracy is evil. Now why do people keep calling me a wannabe dictator"

Other than that, the video is cringe with Bob placing a stock sound effect everytime he says politics as though he thinks people who watch his videos are surprised about him getting political, and going on large tangents about how literally everything is political. Even saying that Mario is political because there is a princess.
"Everything is inherently political" is just a tool for dumb losers to feel intelligent and important instead of jacking off to anime for the 3rd time today. They're "in on the big secret" and are totally into serious discussion. Why be a loser jacking off to lesbian porn when you can become an "LGBT activist"?

Besides "Um, sweaty, your favorite things are totes POLITICAL. Join me or else" is a terrible form of recruitment since you're just motivating them to bash your face in with a tire iron before going back to their video games regardless of where they stand with you.
 
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I bet he knows better, but is too lazy to do it. He probably thinks he's done it this way for years and he still gets paid, so it really doesn't matter. After all, it would take literally DOZENS of seconds to color correct, and he has a lot on his plate (in more ways than one), ain't nobody got time for that. There's tweeting to be done.
Hah! Went looking to see if Bob had replied to it yet and look what I found...
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Just a full on clown world.
Fuck your activist group. It really just means a group of people who actively look for shit to whine about. Has FF even finished her series on "super awesome human people with vaginas through out HERstory", or has it fallen to they way side like her series about "Batman's butt is cover with a cape proves patriarchy". I know what's next for Sarkeesian. It's what's always going to be next for Sarkeesian and other activists; find something to complain about, complain about it, and demand to be paid for, or to stop, complaining about it.
In exchange for that I'm posting this (can't remember if it was before).
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Evolution isn't pretty? Jesus Christ, Bob. Surely your big "I luv science" brain knows that evolution requires passing your superior genes to the next generation. It's pretty telling that you have to work every day to NOT be vestigial. If what see of Bob is working every day to not be vestigial, imagine if he just said, fuck it, and let loose on his vestigial instincts.
Where did his neck go?
Necks are vestigial organs.
Is Bob implying that gay white woman Rachel Maddow WOULD take comparisons of ICE to Nazis lightly? And Maddow can't even host her own show.
It never occurs to Bob that comparing one thing to another could be disrespectful if one thing isn't even remotely in the same ballpark as the other.
He doesn't even care about respect. The whole point of comparing everybody to Nazis is to dehumanize them as just evil beings.
For example, I could compare Bob to Hitler insofar as their ideologies align, but that would be insulting to Hitler since he managed to take over and run an entire country while Bob has.... a library of terrible youtube videos and a mountain of tweets as his accomplishments.
Also, Bob is unfortunately a somewhat successful "content creator". Hitler failed as an artist. So... thank God for YouTube?
 
Does Bob literally think anyone who disagrees with his viewpoints are racist or morons? Bob has the most extremely childish view of politics of any cow which is surprising considering that he unironically views himself as being above most of society despite throwing tantrums like a child.
It's the easiest way to argue politics for the people who want to appear like they think deeply about important topics without actually having to take the time to understand them. Just label anyone who opposes you as something you don't like then dismiss them because they are that thing you labeled them. So you can just say "There is no point in discussing because they are just ________ and not worth engaging". Very few people actually want their opinions and ideas challenged, especially the insecure ones like Bob.
 
Also evolution isn't "progress towards being better", you can just as easily develop mutations for the worse.

OK, time for a tiny bit of a rant because this really grinds my gears when idiots talk about evolution. First: evolution isn't towards something, it's away from something, as a species is pressured by whatever is currently killing it to gain and lose traits in order to stop dying quite so much (or at least breeding first.) Second: "progress towards being better" is true only inasmuch as "better" is entirely contextual: what increases survivability right now. There is no forward vision, plan, or end goal in evolution, it's merely the semi-random output of the eternal cosmic butcher's yard (thanks, Nick Land) that is reproduction plus mortality.

Like a lot of people who fucking love science, I'm guessing Bob doesn't understand evolution beyond a few catchphrases. Worse, he might read X-Men comics and not understand that this is in fact the precise opposite of how IRL evolution works.
 
OK, time for a tiny bit of a rant because this really grinds my gears when idiots talk about evolution. First: evolution isn't towards something, it's away from something, as a species is pressured by whatever is currently killing it to gain and lose traits in order to stop dying quite so much (or at least breeding first.) Second: "progress towards being better" is true only inasmuch as "better" is entirely contextual: what increases survivability right now. There is no forward vision, plan, or end goal in evolution, it's merely the semi-random output of the eternal cosmic butcher's yard (thanks, Nick Land) that is reproduction plus mortality.
Exactly. I imagine you didn't mention it because it'd be too much to get into but it doesn't even have to be "preventing stuff from killing you". Tons of things can cause relatively harmless mutations that could add up over time. We're certainly going to see weird shit pop up in people from time to time considering humanity is in a weird spot with pretty low mortality rates. Just have to be able to survive and procreate.

Like a lot of people who fucking love science, I'm guessing Bob doesn't understand evolution beyond a few catchphrases. Worse, he might read X-Men comics and not understand that this is in fact the precise opposite of how IRL evolution works.
Ironically the X-Men aren't "natural evolution" in the context of the comics either. Like most superhumans (or any human really), they're result of gene editing from giant god robots who visited Earth long ago. People get it wrong all the time due to adaptations either not bringing it up or they just know the X-Men from pop culture memes. It's also why aliens tend to have "human" body shapes.
 
"Activist group Feminist Frequency"

But I thought Feminist Frequency was a video series about video game analysis, NOT a tool to push some sort of ideology?

Has Anita been lying to me???

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No, the video series was "Tropes vs. Women in Video Games"

I don't know where you got the idea that her overall thing was just games. Her overall thing is being annoying and hypocritical.
 
Why would anyone be blatant about this? Deplatforming is just going to set a precedent for people to do that same shit on you! Like remember what happened when this got to James Gunn (despite him coming back it shows that these tactics can be used against you).
Because they are arrogant dumbfucks who assume they'll be in power forever.

The funny thing is nobody likes patronizing moral guardians trying to dictate speech or what you can enjoy.

People will be chomping at the bit to see you fall. Every scandal,every hypocritical awful thing you've ever done will be gleefully dug up and blown up to destroy you.

It happened to the Evangelical Right and it WILL happen to these fucks too.
 
You know, with how much Bobo loves to preach about how things would have been different if Hillary won or if the dems ruled. I have to ask, did he believe that Hillary would create robots, flying ships an etc from a bag of magic beans or vagina magic? 'Cause, I could give a huge ass rant about the whole "We should be on Mars by now!" crap he loved to screech about.
 
Bob's idea of evolution isn't particular to him alone - even Star Trek got crazy notions in its head about how evolution worked (like when the forces of "evolution" transformed a person into a hypothetical future or alternate timeline form, and if you know anything about evolution, you know that it can't work in a single creature's lifetime.) The Prime Directive is also set up to not interfere with the natural progress of a race, on the assumption that some force out there must be guiding its development and it's best not to interfere with it. So it's not surprising that Bob has this idea of evolution being a power used by some inexorable force to bring about a Superior Future. (Although Bob's an atheist and such a force by necessity, cannot exist in his world view.)

Some right wing thinkers view Progressivism as nothing more than a form of High Church Protestantism/Puritanism that ditched God for being too much of an out of touch fuddy-duddy, and replaced Him with some notion of unstoppable progress, which would bring about Heaven on Earth. (To the Protestants, Heaven was the New Jerusalem and the Shining City on a Hill, to Progressives, it's brain uploading and Luxury Space Communism.)
 
You know, with how much Bobo loves to preach about how things would have been different if Hillary won or if the dems ruled. I have to ask, did he believe that Hillary would create robots, flying ships an etc from a bag of magic beans or vagina magic? 'Cause, I could give a huge ass rant about the whole "We should be on Mars by now!" crap he loved to screech about.
We're going to Mars anyway. With Space Corps as a literally Aliens style military force for actual protection.

Bob is just another white suburbanite fatty living in mommys basement. A stereotypical fat hick with diabetes.

Speaking off, that pic he posted about evolution has what looks like a severed foot. Did he lose a foot to his fat kid disease.
 
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